So you can make two-by-four arm guards and also leg guards. Sweet. So what about body armor? It’s not the most outrageous thing ever invented and wooden armor is a real thing anyways. Wouldn’t be too hard, right? Some rags to go between you and the planks, some short rope to hold it all together, and bam, torso coverage. Obviously not the most brilliant thing ever invented but it beats going in with nothing but the shirt on your back, amirite?