What's Happening in YOUR Randomly-generated Apocalypse?

IcedPee · 2014-01-30T22:03:31.000Z

FoobyDude:

OH FUCK ME… I JUST DID SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING STUPID. I LIGHT UP SOME SHOTTY SHELLS AND BANG. I’M DEAD :c

Do those make bigger booms or something?

FoobyDude · 2014-01-30T23:43:47.000Z

IRL Morale Stats:

Depressed -14
Enjoyed peanut-butter wrap 5
Chilly -5

I’ma take a break for a bit…

Fish · 2014-01-31T00:05:29.000Z

First and foremost I found out something that’s earthshattering to me.
HOUSE WINDOWS HAVE CLOSABLE CURTAINS! (EDIT Your right ty slax)

In my apocalypse I wandered around found some items locked myself into the medical mutation category (Smoth sailing so far no bad mutations and very good ones like radiogenic, fast healer, pain recovery, ect.). Found three ELMO shelters within less than 10 map spaces from each other one of which had at least 5 guns. Holding up in a cabin I found. (You say shelter I say Sesame Street (

Slax · 2014-01-31T00:24:51.000Z

Fish:

ALL WINDOWS…

Nope.

hazerddex · 2014-01-31T06:34:08.000Z

i found explodium turrets in a lab the place where you’d think would want to avoid having explosions.

AseaHeru · 2014-01-31T13:45:15.000Z

All turrets and most robots explode on death.

John_Candlebury · 2014-01-31T13:47:59.000Z

ELMO shelters

ROFL

Iosyn · 2014-01-31T18:45:34.000Z

Hit a scrap car at 454mph. Thrown through three reinforced windscreens and out of my vehicle.
Thanks to my armour I survive. Until my armoured car rams me with my own spiked plating.

Zireael · 2014-01-31T19:00:21.000Z

[quote=“Iosyn, post:1928, topic:47”]Hit a scrap car at 454mph. Thrown through three reinforced windscreens and out of my vehicle.
Thanks to my armour I survive. Until my armoured car rams me with my own spiked plating.[/quote]

Ouch!

Eddiebird · 2014-01-31T20:13:43.000Z

Just found my first ice lab and I survived and made it to -108 F. I was stuck in the barracks and so I lit 10 shotgun shells near the door and I said to myself Ehh I’ve lit 5 before I’ll be fine. I had Torso-: Yeah there goes my sleeping bag.

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-01-31T20:15:01.000Z

Eddiebird:

I lit 10 shotgun shells near the door

People should STOP LIGHTING AMMO ON FIRE.

Eddiebird · 2014-01-31T20:17:01.000Z

Hey it worked

Eddiebird · 2014-01-31T21:01:55.000Z

I just figured out there are items hidden in beds.

Ferodaktyl · 2014-01-31T21:18:41.000Z

haha, you never slept before on a pile of empty cans ?

Logrin · 2014-02-01T06:53:05.000Z

All the money-bundles I come across get heaped on top of my vehicle’s bed.

Slax · 2014-02-01T07:59:38.000Z

Not playing a character for a few months really screws with your sense of… character.
So, here’s a suicide memorial. Time to start anew and find some glorious stashes.

TL;DR: DRUGS GUNS DRUGS GUNS DRUGS GUNS DRUGS GUNS DRUGS GUNS DRUGS GUNS

John_Candlebury · 2014-02-01T08:10:33.000Z

How did you became wanted by the police?

Never actually thought that parts of the police force remained.

Slax · 2014-02-01T08:36:02.000Z

Nooooo idea.

Zireael · 2014-02-01T09:04:53.000Z

[quote=“John Candlebury, post:1937, topic:47”]How did you became wanted by the police?

Never actually thought that parts of the police force remained.[/quote]

I was going to ask the same thing

Logrin · 2014-02-01T09:07:33.000Z

I’m not entirely sure, but can’t you summon the automated portion of the police force by getting photographed by those eyebot things? I saw one of them buzzing around outside the prison after I looted it via jackhammer but shot it down before anything happened.