What's Happening in YOUR Randomly-generated Apocalypse?

I thought the phrase was "so cute I could just eat you up" instead

It is, but I think the tables are turned when its snake girls…

[quote=“TheKobold, post:10641, topic:47”]

I thought the phrase was “so cute I could just eat you up” instead

It is, but I think the tables are turned when its snake girls…[/quote]

I thought making the vore jokes was my shtick. owo

EDIT: Aw HELL. A curious structure right next to a peculiar shrine, found while trying to get around this damn forest.

Nyeh heh heh.

Guess it wasn’t worth it for a ring that gives psyprotecion and can be activated to cure/protect against several anomalous effects? X3

I’m -not quite- at the point where SCP-714 would be useful, if that’s what you’re talking about. But I’m contemplating coming back to kill the Dracolich once I obtain Power Armour, and a Rivtech machine gun. I’m pretty sure with my marksmanship at 10, I could probably kill it really damn fast with a solid machine gun and a damned big fusillade.

I cleared an entire temple with a pneumatic assault rifle in less than 5 minutes, fully nude.[/quote]

I thought making the vore jokes was my shtick

Corporate said you aren’t keeping up with your quota so they sent me.

In other news ive gone through 3 survivors in my shitty version of Newyork City world.

I didn’t know that self-depreciative fetish jokes had a quota. :V

And…yep, still going the long-ass way to try and reach those bandits.

Asshole bear wrecked my primary fuel tank by putting its body in the way of my door. 5000 fuel leaked before I could grab a gallon jug and save the remaining 2k or so. This is what I get for ‘RPing for Rping’s sake’, and leaving it on the outboard.

Ive gone through stage one of my renevations of the SUV I found. It is now a 5wide vehicle with cargo trucks, and with the finding of a mechanized infantry dudad I have some cameras, a gun, and a recharging bay. huehue, speaking of devils. I dont have interest in the cameras or the bay, but I took them. I have zero electronics xp yet.

Been traveling north to the second and third side-by-side cities that the road map suggested. A refugee center is directly across the river, only 5 or 6 hours from the city. Dampers my mood some.

I still have no gun, and no books to speak of. Ive using a nail gun for my ranged needs. Im kind of meh on this playthrough. It seems to be memorable for how ascetic it is. I have the basics, but only like a days supply of food and all the booze ever. Ive begun stockpilling electronics and stuff.

I plan to make a 6 or 7-wide trailor with a bed. But enh. 5wide is a good compromise.

Well. Making my way along, found another evac shelter, with a zombie grenadier nearby. I figured fuck it, ramming speed! It got one grenade hack to go up in front of the RV, but it did little to the front of my vehicle. Then I pasted it and booked it at 60 MPH to evade the present it left.

So naturally after tanking a nade hack and evading a second kaboom like a badass, I manage to bring down half the shelter while calmly trying to park beside it because I clipped a corner.

EDIT: And my reward for all this, upon entering the basement? A lighter.

[quote=“Malkeus, post:10617, topic:47”][quote=“deoxy, post:10616, topic:47”]ARGLBARTGLE ATGO:IJ:QET){DVBJIM:AS#()&#%*HINR!()3ut

Crash monster continues to bloody well annihilate me into oblivion.

Seriously, this time I saved just a litte ways out from the fungaloid area, then proceeded to follow and annihilate all Fungaloids I could find in the area of a fungal bloom. I was ALMOST done…

Yeah, can’t even load the full area of fungaloid spawn around a fungal bloom. Something is WRONG. Very frustrating.[/quote]

Can you get a save where it’s easy to duplicate the crash? I know bugs like this are pretty hard to fix without some idea of what’s happening.[/quote]

More info, if anyone cares: the farthest I can go without a crash is approximately 60 diagonal map squares from where I started. Now, that’s by less-then-direct path, so so maybe 100-ish map squares as I actually travel it, give or take. I’ve gone several directions, and tried several times - if I save along the way, it’s fine, and if I don’t, I crash in a fairly predictable area, say within 10-15 map squares. No particular anything in any of the areas I tried - no NPCs, no fires, no noticeable creature population, etc.

Gotta get across a river to reach the bandit ambush, but I got a plan for that.

Can you put amphibious gear on it and make a … amphibious assault craft?

Like will wheels ruin it?

After getting bored with my skilled start characters even on tough scenarios, i decided to try my hand at a base survivor. Evac scenario, no skills, no modified stats, just a couple QOL traits and statsthrough skills. After a bunch of characters and a few worlds i got spawned in a field between a bunch of mansions when the game apparently could not find an evac shelter to stick me in. I managed to clear out the first mansion with a point stick and get a bunch of books, and then clear out the second and found an awl pike(!!!) and a bunch of books. I am now living in the aboveground section of a lab, where the big room is the dorm style with beds and stuff. Read up survival and construction and built a stone fireplace. Got a nearby anthill and triffid spawn, but not close enough that they spawn around my house. I have yet to find a town and i nearly died to a fucking moose tearing open my head when i had no bandages but overall it has been a very rewarding playthrough

[quote=“pisskop, post:10650, topic:47”]Can you put amphibious gear on it and make a … amphibious assault craft?

Like will wheels ruin it?[/quote]

I wish, but it seems that any boat automatically make it a boat. If parts could be made to change flags when enabled…

Huh. So I found a book that can make my survivor craft Norse mythology replicas, but I am saddened that you Gungnir has no reach attack.

Maximum sad. ;w;

FTFY

    {
        "type":"GENERIC",
        "id" : "gungnir_replica",
        "name" : "Gungnir",
        "description" : "A replica of Gungnir, the spear of Odin.  It is rumored to be the perfect spear, perfectly hitting any target regardless of the wielder's strength or skill.  It is decorated with gold and silver ornaments.",
        "weight" : 1754,
        "to_hit" : 1,
        "color" : "light_gray",
        "symbol" : "/",
        "material" : ["steel", "gold"],
        "techniques" : ["WBLOCK_1","IMPALE"],
        "volume" : 6,
        "bashing" : 10,
        "cutting" : 20,
        "flags" : ["SPEAR","REACH_ATTACK"],
        "price" : 120000,
        "qualities": [["COOK", 1]]
    }

edit: moved reach_attack from techniques to flags, removed rapid_strike.

Well, someone done derped.

Meanwhile, it’s night again and I finished looting a gun basement. Time to push off in the Strike Ray and fuck up some bandits.

Also, in a stroke of luck, I found a rat king cave, and as I rushed in to kill the rat king before I get a mutation I don’t want my lightweight trait mutates to substance tolerance.

It’s a shame that mod doesn’t include god weapons that spawn in an extremely rare wilderness area. Mjolnir could appear in a giant crater and be too heavy to move. Gungnir would be in a temple on a “mountain”, and would electrocute you to death if you got to close. Just something to drive people nuts muahaha.

Oi. How old is that code excerpt? I don’t see REACH_ATTACK at all.

I forgot about secubots and cbm cages.

So I ran him out of ammo and he became my beeping little buddy who was interupting all my waiting for the system to unlock. so I pokeded him vigorously with a metal stick and then took enough caffeine to hack the system.

I try not to cheap the mechanics, but there were shinies for me! And I can use the high to install them too! I just need power . . .