What's Happening in YOUR Randomly-generated Apocalypse?

Thwap · 2015-09-20T21:18:46.000Z

Heavy power armor helmet and light power armor helmet laying next to each other in the middle of the road. And it’s only taken me… 79 days to find them. Now I am invincible!

1D-1_T · 2015-09-21T04:41:20.000Z

Got a pretty promising new character, about a week in. I just made myself some nomad gear. It is really decent for something available relatively quickly. 40 warmth, 12 bash and cut protection, 80 storage, 95 percent coverage of the legs arms and torso, and only 1 encumbrance if fitted. Uses a lot of leather though.

natsumehack · 2015-09-21T17:51:12.000Z

So I Started a clown character I called Mr Giggles, and I was doing okay, I making the gimmick keeping all the Clown Gear on.

Well then as I was heading to a FEMA base out in the woods, by following the roads, when a zombie pisses a bear off, and after the bear kills it, it comes right after me, and Kills Mr Giggles.

R.I.P Giggles, you will be missed.

Random_dragon · 2015-09-21T18:15:42.000Z

“Hey, does this clown taste funny to you?”

natsumehack · 2015-09-21T19:04:30.000Z

Random_dragon:

“Hey, does this clown taste funny to you?”

Bear Better Be careful, he might catch something and turn into a circus Bear, with a clown wig, and clown shoes for each of his feet.

Random_dragon · 2015-09-21T19:06:44.000Z

That would be an unbearable fate.

natsumehack · 2015-09-21T19:13:49.000Z

Random_dragon:

That would be an unbearable fate.

Only if you could use bodies to Bearicade Doors, then the Circus Bear Would be Very Helpful.

I bet it would also say bad Bear puns as well.

If it was ever added to the game, it would be a real JOKE Monster.

DG123 · 2015-09-21T19:14:56.000Z

Beary good puns.

Random_dragon · 2015-09-21T19:46:04.000Z

These puns are going to bruin this thread. :V

DG123 · 2015-09-21T19:58:08.000Z

I see what you did bea… there.

Random_dragon · 2015-09-21T20:04:20.000Z

Huehuehue. I should get back into my miner’s adventure and the attempt to get some magical items.

Catfoodbob · 2015-09-21T20:42:27.000Z

I think this thread could bear a few puns

Random_dragon · 2015-09-21T20:47:04.000Z

Hate to be dragon you down, but I think we’ve already used that pun.

Catfoodbob · 2015-09-21T20:49:00.000Z

Random_dragon:

Hate to be dragon you down, but I think we’ve already used that pun.

Are you shore, cause we have bearly scratched the surface.

Nikolai_Don_Bonavitc · 2015-09-21T23:44:17.000Z

speaking of scratches, my throat feels a little horse.

natsumehack · 2015-09-22T00:01:11.000Z

So I tried to do Mr Giggles again.

Well He didn’t make it half a day, He ended with with his full clown get up, sunglasses over that, and a gimp mask over that to keep his face warm.

He was also greedy, and wouldn’t drop the 4 bars of gold, even if it would have saved his Life, when his Strength got too low, and the extra weight of the gold began to mess him up bad.

the Final nail in the coffin, was a turret, who killed Mr giggles with one shot, as he was escaping the Zombie hordes.

R.i.p Mr giggles.

Rivet · 2015-09-22T00:58:16.000Z

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natsumehack · 2015-09-22T01:03:33.000Z

Rivet:

Pretty Much, He always gets the short end, maybe next time before he dies, he go into a house, and start a fire, so he dies in a blaze of glory, and gets the last laugh.

Catfoodbob · 2015-09-22T02:22:31.000Z

i could see mr giggles making tons of horrific traps lategame… like exploding banana peels

natsumehack · 2015-09-22T02:43:28.000Z

Catfoodbob:

i could see mr giggles making tons of horrific traps lategame… like exploding banana peels

You Know just put a Banana Peel carefully on top of a mine, if they don’t fall for the Old slip on the Peel gag, well they probably don’t have feet now.