You Know just put a Banana Peel carefully on top of a mine, if they don’t fall for the Old slip on the Peel gag, well they probably don’t have feet now.[/quote]
Don’t slip = byebye feet
Slip = byebye head?
…dark. very dark…
Alternatively, they land ass-first after slipping…
Then they do a Wario
They’d really end up in the hot seat, hmm?
You Know just put a Banana Peel carefully on top of a mine, if they don’t fall for the Old slip on the Peel gag, well they probably don’t have feet now.[/quote]
Don’t slip = byebye feet
Slip = byebye head?
…dark. very dark…[/quote]
Look on the bright side, Giggles the Clown, will be laughing the whole time.
and probably their spine in their brain.
I just found my first artifact ever with full-on clairvoyance. It’s a wielded artifact too, so I can throw it on for one turn, look over everything around, and take it off before the negative effects even matter. It’s even got a cool name: The Sword of Forgotten Dreams.
Jackpot.
After a few false starts finally got a good start going with a military hold out character. Made it out of the cabin with little trouble with the use of the handy dandy bayonet. Gotta say if I had discovered the power of running around a zombie dog and stabbing them from two spaces away earlier it would have saved A LOT of early game characters.
Onto a nearby mansion that is crammed full of mid and end level books. Hang out for a couple of days until the food runs out and than onto a nearby small town where I find a survivor house with a week or two worth of food. Also found a gun nut basement with enough guns and ammo to fight a small war and an RM42 fighting knife.
So now I’m just chilling, reading and grinding tailoring until I can get a holster. After that probably move onto another town until I can find some lab ID’s. Gotta say I really enjoy the ambush start. It makes me feel like I am actually in danger of running out of supplies. Actually had to dig into my emergency rations of spider jerky at one time. Yuck!
That moment when you Walk outside your spawn in town, and find that one of the Bankrupt Pizzeria’s from the FNAF mod is next door, and the robots inside have already been aggro by zombies, and are coming for you next.
In other news on the same Character the NPC I started with, when I asked for supplies to help with Kill the Zombie mom Quest, he gives me a FUCKING FLAME THROWER.
Jesus He really wants that zombie dead if he gives me this when I ask for any a item.
Swiggity swooty, they’re coming for that booty? o3o
That moment when you carefully explore the house your started in only to be flooded by a sea of blobs.
One of the quickest games I’ve had so far. >_>
I know It’s fun Talking about getting the Short end of the Straw With RNG, but let’s face it Mr Giggles has the worst Luck ever.
Here is some Proof.
You Might not See it at first, but here let me Point out the Bad luck Mr Giggles got.
Now you May think OH A TANK DRONE THAT NOT THAT BAD OF LUCK. Clearly Mr giggles Must be Far into His horrible Adventure.
See That Building Below me, That is the Mill Surplus Mr Giggles spawned in, He walked Out of Spawn and Saw a Tank Drone, which is hostile towards him, and wants him dead.
R.I.P Mr Giggles, Apparently He must be the God of Misfortune at this point with just how Bad his luck is getting.
Next spawn with mr giggles will probably have Anti-material turrets directly adjacent
Amusing that the blockade is 1 block to the north of where it would make sense…
spawning in a mil store however? mhmm… the random number god seems to love toying with ya
[quote=“Xfin, post:8514, topic:47”]Amusing that the blockade is 1 block to the north of where it would make sense…
spawning in a mil store however? mhmm… the random number god seems to love toying with ya[/quote]
Toying With Mr Giggles, As Every other Time I play as something other then him, It’s my own Stupidity that gets them killed, and not RNG Pulling a fast one.
[quote=“natsumehack, post:8515, topic:47”][quote=“Xfin, post:8514, topic:47”]Amusing that the blockade is 1 block to the north of where it would make sense…
spawning in a mil store however? mhmm… the random number god seems to love toying with ya[/quote]
Toying With Mr Giggles, As Every other Time I play as something other then him, It’s my own Stupidity that gets them killed, and not RNG Pulling a fast one.[/quote]
like that time i found a hulk in a basement.
The RNG is trying some funny business again? cue rimshot
[quote=“Catfoodbob, post:8516, topic:47”][quote=“natsumehack, post:8515, topic:47”][quote=“Xfin, post:8514, topic:47”]Amusing that the blockade is 1 block to the north of where it would make sense…
spawning in a mil store however? mhmm… the random number god seems to love toying with ya[/quote]
Toying With Mr Giggles, As Every other Time I play as something other then him, It’s my own Stupidity that gets them killed, and not RNG Pulling a fast one.[/quote]
like that time i found a hulk in a basement.[/quote]
Reminds me when the Evacuation shelter He Spawned in Once, had a Basement full of Zombies.
I Kind of Wish I knew how to mod, as I would Mod in Mr giggles as the most pitiful Random Enemy in the game, and Have him Make terrible Puns, as he trys to murder the PC.
Only if I knew.
A Random Enemy for a Random Dragon?
I’d rather not, he’ll surely still taste funny.