find survivor zombie
excited cuz dat potential gear
memorize location and go find better gear
come back with AR15 and halligan bar
wreck it’s shit
no survivor gear at all
ffs
Jaime Keaton accidently got deleted, so onto my next character.
Burned down a house infested with black widows,
raided a sporting goods store and found quite the guns safe in a house nearby my current house:
have a modded in bazooka for this profession, but the catch is there is no ammunition (i totally didn’t forget).
Combat knife has been serving me wonders in ‘stealth’.
start new game
that’s gonna be a tough one to get the fuck out of.
[quote=“Steelmaniac, post:6523, topic:47”]>start new game
that’s gonna be a tough one to get the fuck out of.[/quote]
Make sure to tell us if you either triumphantly survived or died a painful & horrific death.
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[quote=“TheMightyHercules, post:6524, topic:47”]snibbidy snab :DD
Make sure to tell us if you either triumphantly survived or died a painful & horrific death.
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I did survive since I just fucking ran although I did plan to come back there at some point.
get out of the house
cant find a first aid kit for shit
decide to roam
see a ton of zombies and blobs
hide in boarded up house
get cornered by 20 blobs and 10 Zs
decide to burn down the house and myself with it
The basements those survivor groups spawn in should have some good stuff. Either guns or food/meds, iirc. Is it bad that I chuckle evilly when I hear about something I added killing someone’s survivor?
As for my current game, I survived my 91 day winter. I’ve got full survivor gear and plenty of spare materials to craft tons of mutagen or gear. I started on my mobile base, and it was looking good, but I wanted to armor it up. Stupidly, I decided to drive it to a nearby APC rather than bring the parts to it. It’s currently covered in small blobs and being smashed by zombies. 
I’m inside and try to clear enough out to repair the cargo holds so I don’t drive over all my once carefully sorted ammo and guns.
A picture is worth a thousand words.
Had to kill 3 bandits in a mission for the Old Guard. Avoided a mi-go while on the back doorway, walked in and a bandit almost shot me. I said oh no,im not having none of that shit, and baited her to the doorway. Once I did this, she was quickly dispatched with my glock. I go inside once more and see a guy with a nailboard, feeling merciful I grab my katana which my character is shit at using and killed him that way. I walk in further to look for another bandit, then boom, bolt in my arm. I bring out my glock, shoot her, and she gets a shot onm e again. Played ring-around-the rosie if that wasn’t obvious enough by the picture. I won with quite a bit of injuries, so I’ll be taking residence in this cabin until that heals up and I can travel back to the refugee center.
EDIT:
Just after this post, mi-go started klaxon blaring shit and talking so I went outside to look for it, walked two steps and stepped on a land mine.
I think I’ll just lay low for awhile.
Should’ve just spammed grenades. o3o
Got back rfom the cabin, was passing by the refugee center and when I was gonna go home I noticed that Mi-Go victims LOVE cocaine.
Meanwhile, I am a bionic monster…
…coach.
Anyway, now to hope I can yank these fucking defective bionics out.
Apparently, it’s totally safe to dig a pit under a land mine. Heck, a deep pit stops the mine from working. Threw rocks at the pit, lured a zombie into one, stepped on it, but the mine didn’t blow up.
You’re undermining my sense of realism here. o3o
My existence is doing completely odd things for the sake of doing it.
Also, you’re not allowed to taze or jackhammer yourself, but setting fire on the ground you’re standing on with the mini flamethrower is okay.
In other news, fungal tower took around 23 shocks with the tazer to kill.
Just robbed a randomly-spawned NPC of her moist nugget. She proceeded to wield the ammo for it.
Some weird stuff I encountered. I was firing at a turret by the road, using the R11MB scout rifle. So turret gets destroyed, and check out the place for items. Somehow, the road barricade is on fire. The bullet probably went through the barricade, but that still doesn’t explain why it’s on fire. There was a car, but it was intact and kinda far away from the barricade.
Even odder, the road barricade on fire destroyed the road. Turned it into ash and dirt somehow. So, I test it out a little. Burnt an item, but the road remained intact. Built a bookcase and then burned it, road gets destroyed. So… might be a way to completely wipe off that small town on the map. No ash, no shrub, no road. Just a giant empty space where a town used to be.
Also, giant fungal blossom took 20 shocks to kill. Then another for the hell of it idea came forth. Get a fungal blossom to engulf an entire forest, then burn it to the ground to show the Mycus who’s boss. The only flaw to this is the slowdown that this would bring.
Comrade, is like in 1942, except fascists are zombies!
URAAAAAAAQQ
LOCAL RESISTANCE IS OF NO CONSEQUENCE TO THE MYCUS. WE SHALL ACHIEVE COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION VIA MEANS OF YOUR JETSTREAM IN TWO DAYS- THREE WEEKS- OH HIVE MIND WHY IS EVERYTHING SO FLAMMABLE!
So in other news I’ve gone on another regional road trip, this time torching all the Fungal Towers and Flowers I mapped out during the previous month in order to secure potential future home sites. One a Regional School east of my massive starting city and the other an unmarked dipladated house with nearby barn that has both a fresh water source and salt water one in what should be the living room.
Another horribly mutated character in the lab challenge.
EDIT: Oh wow, I spawned on the floor right under the entrway bunker? Neat.
Also tentacle-slapped the starter NPC to death, free 10/22 and 500 rounds of ammo.
monster I have to kill in a kill ??? refugee center quest is a graboid, how2kill
meanwhile, I’m still recovering from the torso damage it gave me.
Nuke the site from orbit.