What's Happening in YOUR Randomly-generated Apocalypse?

Valpo · 2015-05-21T13:16:21.000Z

People boasting about the slaughter of all the habitants of a shool building with a melee weapon ~cataclysm

I ofcourse took this out of context … but this way it sounds more impressive :3

Azrad · 2015-05-21T14:03:02.000Z

Cataclysm, where mass murder is fun!

In particular, I enjoy going down anthills and completely butchering the entire place. I certainly don’t need all those ant eggs, but having thousands of them on a crate feels right. Same with the mycus. I may burn through every thing I see there, but the marloss stuff gets put in a box.

jokermatt999 · 2015-05-21T14:25:20.000Z

Well, it was more about making the survivor naginata. As in, the json for it, not the weapon itself. But yeah that part was satisfying too.

Azrad · 2015-05-21T15:16:39.000Z

Out of the complete desire to hoard more stuff, I decided to collect the meat on anthills as well as the eggs. My car can hold around 7k worth of volume, but once I reach 1k, I head back to my base and dehydrate the meat. Some get stored on my lone minifridge, but for the rest they get dehydrated ASAP.

Should some of the meat rot, I dump them in the trash crate even though I can craft them into edible dehydrated meat.

Went on a caffeine pill fueled crafting frenzy. About 60-70 percent of the meat got dehydrated. The rest went rotten and got disposed of.

Noodles_of_Doom · 2015-05-21T16:48:22.000Z

I’m walking around in the middle of a forest and keep hearing “VRMMMM”/“RMMM” every few steps. No matter where I look, I cannot find the source of this mysterious noise. Something is amiss…

Random_dragon · 2015-05-21T16:49:53.000Z

Noodles of Doom:

I’m walking around in the middle of a forest and keep hearing “VRMMMM”/“RMMM” every few steps. No matter where I look, I cannot find the source of this mysterious noise. Something is amiss…

Invisible bikers? o3o

dovla · 2015-05-21T17:16:53.000Z

Not sure if bug so posting here, but after the latest build my Survivor-armor clad toon went from hero to zero in no time flat. He used to slaughter every zed there is and was only in danger if a hulk slammed him through a wall (or into an unbreakable one, such as in the basement). I tried to battle a hulk today after compiling the latest version of the game and one blow from the hulk (no walls hit) reduces my head to almost half-health (glass jaw toon)…

Azrad · 2015-05-21T17:57:29.000Z

I’m abandoning the plan to collect all the chunks of meat under the anthill. Found the queen’s chambers, and I guess it’s due to the spawn rate, as the tunnels leading to the place were already flooded with soldier ants.

Managed to clear out that chamber with torso and head on the red. Since there’s a big army of ants above ground, I gotta wait until I get tired so the very fast healer can kick in.

Random_dragon · 2015-05-21T18:05:43.000Z

Reason #547 why the game maps need more missile silos…fucking ants. o3o

jokermatt999 · 2015-05-21T18:32:49.000Z

Ant nests are awesome. Find one, and you’re set for food forever. They can have royal jelly in there too, which I used to cure some internal malady I had when I couldn’t find antibiotic or antiparasitics.

Random_dragon · 2015-05-21T18:33:33.000Z

But all those soldier ants. ;w;

Azrad · 2015-05-21T18:47:26.000Z

The entire area of the queen’s chamber is covered in ant corpses and chunks of meat. And the tunnels on all four directions.

That said, the tunnels are quiet now. Every single egg has been taken, to be stored in a sealed crate.

Random_dragon · 2015-05-21T19:37:08.000Z

Oh well, turn the tunnels into a dorf fort I guess.

Azrad · 2015-05-21T19:38:45.000Z

I’ll just settle with hoarding as many items as possible. Next construction project I’m thinking of is a vault of loot.

Lexx · 2015-05-21T20:21:50.000Z

My recovering hobo now has a pump action shotgun in his armoury and a .22 rifle with a few hundred rounds of ammunition. His base of operations a reclaimed evacuation centre. Spent the first few days simultaneously trying to go cold turkey and and fight off influenza. between all the drugs I scavenged from the nearby apartment block and off bodies. After a few days of diazepam and cannabis addled abstinence. He finally got off the sauce. Also rolled over a mansion and found some mid to high end books + a battle axe. between the shotgun and axe it’s been going swimmingly clearing out a nearby large urban area’s outskirts. Found 3 gas stations and a liquor store for more molotovs. And got a mostly intact car fuelled fully. Now I just need to find some mechanics books and more tools. And I can start building my own set of armoured death on wheels. Living off of herbal tea, broth and jerky!

Random_dragon · 2015-05-21T20:55:43.000Z

Herbal tea, for the survivor too wimpy to just drink straight water. owo

Lexx · 2015-05-21T21:37:48.000Z

Random_dragon:

Herbal tea, for the survivor too wimpy to just drink straight water. owo

It provides a health boost. Which my hobo needed sorely after wrestling with his alcoholism. There’s reasoning behind it.

Random_dragon · 2015-05-21T21:50:15.000Z

…for the survivor too poor to afford a gas mask. o3o

Lexx · 2015-05-21T22:58:50.000Z

Random_dragon:

…for the survivor too poor to afford a gas mask. o3o

That doesn’t make any sense. The gas mask wouldn’t have any effect on his alcoholism.

Random_dragon · 2015-05-21T23:03:14.000Z

Mostly because the main reason you want your health up is to not catch a cold, which can be avoided via a gas mask. o3o

Oh well, the manliest of survivors eat raw meat and drink straight out of the toilet anyway. Try it, I dare you. Take my word for it. :V