What's Happening in YOUR Randomly-generated Apocalypse?

It’s a reference to Snow_Cat, typically found on the IRC nowadays. I would guess that Snow backed us and opted for that name.

I don’t have high hopes for turn 2.

Using the experimental remote vehicle controller, i managed to get my RV stuck through a house wall, wall intact andclipping through my vehicle. I’ll assume it accidentally inherited my quantum tunneling.
I proceeded to enact an incredibly complicated surgical procedyre involving a toolbox and a jackhammer. The end result is a rather damaged RV, but at least it and all the important stuff is intact.

I have a three-litre jar of Nyquil on my bedside table. It is my treasure.

I just found a Playboy magazine.

In a slime pit.

I really… really don’t want to think about this.

[quote=“Goombah, post:5025, topic:47”]I just found a Playboy magazine.

In a slime pit.

I really… really don’t want to think about this.[/quote]

I guess someone went for their final ‘reading’ session…

Either that or slimes are secretly into that stuff and bought it back to their lair as their artefact - in that case you should burn it.

Maybe it’s kinky slime porn? I am oddly aroused by the thought of kinky slime porn.

I have issues. :stuck_out_tongue:

Maybe it’s goo-girl porn! Lorknis would like that.

[quote=“Rhodri, post:5027, topic:47”]Maybe it’s kinky slime porn? I am oddly aroused by the thought of kinky slime porn.

I have issues. :stuck_out_tongue:

Maybe it’s goo-girl porn! Lorknis would like that.[/quote]
Did someone say goo-girls?

[quote=“Rhodri, post:5027, topic:47”]Maybe it’s kinky slime porn? I am oddly aroused by the thought of kinky slime porn.

I have issues. :stuck_out_tongue:

Maybe it’s goo-girl porn! Lorknis would like that.[/quote]

how would kinky slime porn even

i don’t

i can’t even

they’re just blobs

As for goo girl porn, I don’t think you’d find that in a Playboy unless my whole life has become a lie, or that’s actually become a thing with some of the female slime mutants created in labs… Shudders… poor things.

It’s alright Jakers, it was willing.

Human master race .
gtfo mutants :smiley:

[quote=“Valpo, post:5031, topic:47”]Insect master race .
gtfo anything else :D[/quote]

FTFY

Time to craft a giant fly swater.

[quote=“Rhodri, post:5032, topic:47”][quote=“Valpo, post:5031, topic:47”]Spiderrr! master race .
silky hugs + death for anything else :D[/quote]

FTFY[/quote]
FTFY x 2 Combo

Arg i am getting tag teamed.

retreat for now.

I ll be back you cheeky mutants.

[quote=“Jakers, post:5034, topic:47”][quote=“Rhodri, post:5032, topic:47”][quote=“Valpo, post:5031, topic:47”]Anything but spiders master race .
A rolled up newspaper + death for spiders! :D[/quote]

FTFY[/quote]
FTFY x 2 Combo[/quote]

FTFY TRIPLE

[quote=“Rhodri, post:5036, topic:47”][quote=“Jakers, post:5034, topic:47”][quote=“Rhodri, post:5032, topic:47”][quote=“Valpo, post:5031, topic:47”]Anything but spiders master race .
A rolled up newspaper + death for spiders! ;’( ’ ’ '[/quote]

FTFY[/quote]
FTFY x 2 Combo rekt[/quote]

OHHH BABY A TRIPLE[/quote]
But I just want hugs qn[color=cyan]q

[quote=“Valpo, post:5035, topic:47”]Arg i am getting tag teamed.

retreat for now.

I ll be back you cheeky mutants.[/quote]
I’ll make a nice spider web for you to come back to :3

I’m surprised Valpo didn’t go for Fox master race.
Anyhow, tazers are much more useful than most people give them credit for. Sure i burned through 300 batteries, but i managed to survive an enounter with a rob-on-sight survivor wielding a flamethrower, unscathed.

[quote=“iceball3, post:5038, topic:47”]I’m surprised Valpo didn’t go for Fox master race.
Anyhow, tazers are much more useful than most people give them credit for. Sure i burned through 300 batteries, but i managed to survive an enounter with a rob-on-sight survivor wielding a flamethrower, unscathed.[/quote]

Theres no MUTCAT_VULPINE .

[quote=“iceball3, post:5038, topic:47”]I’m surprised Valpo didn’t go for Fox master race.
Anyhow, tazers are much more useful than most people give them credit for. Sure i burned through 300 batteries, but i managed to survive an encounter with a rob-on-sight survivor wielding a flamethrower, unscathed.[/quote]
Last time I ran into a rob-on-sight NPC, I slowly walked toward him, tanking his shotgun blasts, until I reached him and punched him into next week.