What's Happening in YOUR Randomly-generated Apocalypse?

KA101 · 2015-01-01T22:39:33.000Z

FunsizeNinja123:

Hmm? Thought it was a ref to Snow_Meow (?) but wevs.

It’s a reference to Snow_Cat, typically found on the IRC nowadays. I would guess that Snow backed us and opted for that name.

Wally-kun · 2015-01-02T04:09:20.000Z

I don’t have high hopes for turn 2.

iceball3 · 2015-01-02T04:37:47.000Z

Using the experimental remote vehicle controller, i managed to get my RV stuck through a house wall, wall intact andclipping through my vehicle. I’ll assume it accidentally inherited my quantum tunneling.
I proceeded to enact an incredibly complicated surgical procedyre involving a toolbox and a jackhammer. The end result is a rather damaged RV, but at least it and all the important stuff is intact.

AllisonW · 2015-01-02T16:36:59.000Z

I have a three-litre jar of Nyquil on my bedside table. It is my treasure.

Goombah · 2015-01-02T17:41:50.000Z

I just found a Playboy magazine.

In a slime pit.

I really… really don’t want to think about this.

Jakers · 2015-01-02T18:23:46.000Z

[quote=“Goombah, post:5025, topic:47”]I just found a Playboy magazine.

In a slime pit.

I really… really don’t want to think about this.[/quote]

I guess someone went for their final ‘reading’ session…

Either that or slimes are secretly into that stuff and bought it back to their lair as their artefact - in that case you should burn it.

Rhodri · 2015-01-02T23:00:18.000Z

Maybe it’s kinky slime porn? I am oddly aroused by the thought of kinky slime porn.

I have issues.

Maybe it’s goo-girl porn! Lorknis would like that.

Lorknis · 2015-01-02T23:14:04.000Z

[quote=“Rhodri, post:5027, topic:47”]Maybe it’s kinky slime porn? I am oddly aroused by the thought of kinky slime porn.

I have issues.

Maybe it’s goo-girl porn! Lorknis would like that.[/quote]
Did someone say goo-girls?

Jakers · 2015-01-02T23:18:15.000Z

[quote=“Rhodri, post:5027, topic:47”]Maybe it’s kinky slime porn? I am oddly aroused by the thought of kinky slime porn.

I have issues.

Maybe it’s goo-girl porn! Lorknis would like that.[/quote]

how would kinky slime porn even

i don’t

i can’t even

they’re just blobs

As for goo girl porn, I don’t think you’d find that in a Playboy unless my whole life has become a lie, or that’s actually become a thing with some of the female slime mutants created in labs… Shudders… poor things.

Lorknis · 2015-01-02T23:21:01.000Z

It’s alright Jakers, it was willing.

Valpo · 2015-01-02T23:22:24.000Z

Human master race .
gtfo mutants

Rhodri · 2015-01-02T23:27:47.000Z

[quote=“Valpo, post:5031, topic:47”]Insect master race .
gtfo anything else :D[/quote]

FTFY

Valpo · 2015-01-02T23:30:16.000Z

Time to craft a giant fly swater.

Jakers · 2015-01-02T23:30:55.000Z

[quote=“Rhodri, post:5032, topic:47”][quote=“Valpo, post:5031, topic:47”]Spiderrr! master race .
silky hugs + death for anything else :D[/quote]

FTFY[/quote]
FTFY x 2 Combo

Valpo · 2015-01-02T23:33:07.000Z

Arg i am getting tag teamed.

retreat for now.

I ll be back you cheeky mutants.

Rhodri · 2015-01-02T23:33:49.000Z

[quote=“Jakers, post:5034, topic:47”][quote=“Rhodri, post:5032, topic:47”][quote=“Valpo, post:5031, topic:47”]Anything but spiders master race .
A rolled up newspaper + death for spiders! :D[/quote]

FTFY[/quote]
FTFY x 2 Combo[/quote]

FTFY TRIPLE

Jakers · 2015-01-02T23:40:06.000Z

[quote=“Rhodri, post:5036, topic:47”][quote=“Jakers, post:5034, topic:47”][quote=“Rhodri, post:5032, topic:47”][quote=“Valpo, post:5031, topic:47”]Anything but spiders master race .
A rolled up newspaper + death for spiders! ;’( ’ ’ '[/quote]

FTFY[/quote]
FTFY x 2 Combo rekt[/quote]

OHHH BABY A TRIPLE[/quote]
But I just want hugs qn[color=cyan]q

[quote=“Valpo, post:5035, topic:47”]Arg i am getting tag teamed.

retreat for now.

I ll be back you cheeky mutants.[/quote]
I’ll make a nice spider web for you to come back to :3

iceball3 · 2015-01-03T00:35:05.000Z

I’m surprised Valpo didn’t go for Fox master race.
Anyhow, tazers are much more useful than most people give them credit for. Sure i burned through 300 batteries, but i managed to survive an enounter with a rob-on-sight survivor wielding a flamethrower, unscathed.

Valpo · 2015-01-03T21:59:20.000Z

[quote=“iceball3, post:5038, topic:47”]I’m surprised Valpo didn’t go for Fox master race.
Anyhow, tazers are much more useful than most people give them credit for. Sure i burned through 300 batteries, but i managed to survive an enounter with a rob-on-sight survivor wielding a flamethrower, unscathed.[/quote]

Theres no MUTCAT_VULPINE .

TheFlame52 · 2015-01-03T22:13:10.000Z

[quote=“iceball3, post:5038, topic:47”]I’m surprised Valpo didn’t go for Fox master race.
Anyhow, tazers are much more useful than most people give them credit for. Sure i burned through 300 batteries, but i managed to survive an encounter with a rob-on-sight survivor wielding a flamethrower, unscathed.[/quote]
Last time I ran into a rob-on-sight NPC, I slowly walked toward him, tanking his shotgun blasts, until I reached him and punched him into next week.