[quote=“Jarpasmannen”]Found one of those one-seater electric cars. Something must’ve been broken beause when I started it I couldn’t do anything but turn as it started going 16km/h in reverse. Had me doing donuts for a few hours until the battery went out.
Came back to the cabin, activated a turret I found on a soldier at a FEMA camp - Instantly it tried to kill me even though the description said it wouldn’t (srsly wtf).
Near dead from the turrets betrayal, I went to bed to sleep myself back to health.
Woke up to this.

Some moose thought it was a good idea to interrupt a pissed off, wounded survivor mere minutes after he had entertained himself with a vibrator.
I’m slightly offended at the thought of my character sounding like a moose in heat while he has his fun, maybe that’s what attracted the moose.
I proceeded to but the moose to death with my dildo.[/quote]
Turrets need a computer-skill roll to get the IFF right. 6 points is guaranteed success, 4-5 should be pretty safe.
Not sure what’s with the car, and if that pink thing’s supposed to be a vibrator then MShock got it wrong. Ref for that is the Hitachi Magic Wand (pic, safe for work, in case anyone’s prurient interests are aroused).
(I wrote the thing, I would know.)