What's Happening in YOUR Randomly-generated Apocalypse?

Party time! I’ll bring the refreshments:

I wish I could manage to get to that point.

The new world I made this week apparently only has two evac shelters, and I’ve spawned in both, and died many a time.

I had managed to acquire a sledgehammer which i reinforced. Having a now 38 Bash weapon with 13 strength i was now confident i could bash through bank doors.
When i arrives, i attempted a hack for the heck of it and? Succeeded on the first attempt. Not bad. I strolled in and was faced with a bunch of locked safes (and a power armor and a laser gun i had no ammo for).
Needless to say, i needed no buffs to smash my way into the safes (to my surprise, honestly). I now have Probability travel, Infravision, and teleportation CBMs.

[quote=“Blue_J, post:4921, topic:47”]Party time! I’ll bring the refreshments:

Please donate your mutagen to a Jakers today!

BURN

BURN THE MUTAGEN

ONLY BIONICS

[quote=“FunsizeNinja123, post:4925, topic:47”]BURN

BURN THE MUTAGEN

ONLY BIONICS[/quote]

.-. r u crazy m8

NOPE

I HATE MUTAGEN.

Unless Ka ever went through with his Ninja tentacle thing…

[quote=“Jakers, post:4924, topic:47”][quote=“Blue_J, post:4921, topic:47”]Party time! I’ll bring the refreshments:

Please donate your mutagen to a Jakers today![/quote]
Eh… just look for a city I’ve recently looted, I try to leave a 55 gallon drum of Lizard Mutagen in water treatment facilities when I can.

[quote=“FunsizeNinja123, post:4927, topic:47”]NOPE

I HATE MUTAGEN.

Unless Ka ever went through with his Ninja tentacle thing…[/quote]
-Stares at suspiciously- Come now!~ Mutation is fantastic, even the most pathetic of paths has huge advantages over being human…

I have entered in my first slime pit wishing to pick up something nice, but instead I found only joints and playboy magazines
what the hell

[quote=“FunsizeNinja123, post:4925, topic:47”]BURN

BURN THE MUTAGEN

ONLY BIONICS[/quote]
Post-threshold-Alpha-wee-bit-of-Prototype bionic master race!

Why be some random amalgamation of genetic defects and mutations when you can become a bionic death machine. I mean if you are going to transcend your human from would you rather spin the wheel of (mis)fortune and hope you won’t get the consolation prize(or one of the death prizes, extreme metabolism or extremely thirsty) or upgrade using items that you are sure of what they are going to do?

Why be some random amalgamation of genetic defects and mutations when you can become a bionic death machine. I mean if you are going to transcend your human from would you rather spin the wheel of (mis)fortune and hope you won’t get the consolation prize(or one of the death prizes, extreme metabolism or extremely thirsty) or upgrade using items that you are sure of what they are going to do?[/quote]

A little target mutagen helps a long way with that

Besides, just because you’re not human doesn’t mean you can’t use bionics… I tend to install my share of bionics XD

OCD?! WHAT OCD!?!?

[quote=“Jakers, post:4933, topic:47”]OCD?! WHAT OCD!?!?

Duh. People that DO have OCD would have anything with charges, such as lighters, be completely full!

I happily eat cornbread while a police bot fights a riot bot. Very entertaining to be honest.

[quote=“FunsizeNinja123, post:4925, topic:47”]BURN

BURN THE MUTAGEN

ONLY BIONICS[/quote]

Okay, fine. This is for you:

YAAAYYYYYY

I
HAVE
INSTALLED
MY
FIRST
BIONIC!
I am finally a bionic person!!! Goes insane
(It was just a simple power storage CBM. :confused: )

Mental note. Stay away from Marloss stuff.

Marloss stuff bad for space snake.

Welp, my character’s about to have an interesting night…

As a side note, the infrastructure and logistics you need to do the Alpha branch are pretty intense…