What's Happening in YOUR Randomly-generated Apocalypse?

Jakers · 2014-12-26T22:36:34.000Z

I wonder what’s in this bathroom! Maybe some first aid kits, or antibiotics! Or… farm animals?!

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Blaze · 2014-12-27T02:28:55.000Z

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123456789 · 2014-12-27T03:01:26.000Z

EkarusRyndren:

holy mother of god farming has some HIGH returns… What in the name of fuck will I do with all this shit, I don’t think I can cram it in here…

Really? I’ve never done farming (or construction either). How do you preserve that much food? I figure it’d be useless to farm tons of food just to have it all be inedible shortly after.

Taikei_no_Yuurei · 2014-12-27T03:15:07.000Z

Veggies last longer than meat in the first place, then if you have a fridge, but the easiest way is to just dehydrate them all.

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-12-27T03:20:54.000Z

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D:

Sprax · 2014-12-27T03:26:08.000Z

Well it bugged out and suddenly the top of lab has turrets. More over spitters seem to actually do damage now. Maybe it’s because I’m still a basic survivor but damn annoying.

123456789 · 2014-12-27T03:53:40.000Z

Spitters are the only creature in the game that concerns me, that and flaming eyes.

Taikei_no_Yuurei · 2014-12-27T03:54:31.000Z

[quote=“123456789, post:4907, topic:47”]Spitters are the only creature in the game that concerns me, that and flaming eyes.[/quote]Mine would have to be tanks and walkers. Nothing else has even hurt me in the longest time…

KA101 · 2014-12-27T03:56:58.000Z

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If you’re depressed enough that you’re running down your atomic vibrator (about 2500 charges total, last I checked) trying to feel better, yeah, that is a problem. Fatigue drain would be nontrivial too, so you’re probably using up a hella lot of coffee. Hoping you’ve an atomic coffee maker and supply of iodine to go with. ):

Sorry, Blaze.

digitCruncher · 2014-12-27T06:35:35.000Z

Installed my first bionics EVAR!

Flubbed the solar panels installation, but man is joint torsion ratchet OP. 1 charge for every 3 or so steps I take. A decent drink only provides me with around 30 charges.

Actual functional bionics installed today is a cranial flashlight, an air filtration system, and an internal chronometer. The Air filtration system was then tested by running into a bloated zombie with only a riot helmet on.

One badly poisoned survivor later, and it turns out that the air filtration system would probably be able to handle thick smoke (I need to do some SCIENCE! to test my limitations), but the effects of bloated zombies are too intense for that simple bionic to do anything.

On the plus side, I no longer need to wear a watch, or carry a torch, which means that that is a small amount of weight and volume freed up. On the down side … my 8 int character really struggles to install bionics. I need a big first aid book, as my mechanics and electronics skills are pretty high.

Real men play 8 int characters with int-based skill rust.

(Other minor things of note: Built my first bike from scratch. Installed an M2 browning on the pushbike, and made a test run on a zombie child. Was deeply disappointed that single-shot vehicle turrents didn’t make it into the stable. Was deeply pleased that the turrent kill didn’t make me sad, and the turrent hit once, and literally vaporized half the child, and left gore up to 15 tiles away!)

123456789 · 2014-12-27T06:39:22.000Z

I just had the most intense chicken walker battle ever. I was driving a new flatbed truck i’d fully repaired when I ran into it. Instead of doing the smart thing I decided to just charge it full speed. So as I drove towards it it began quickly shooting my car to pieces and shrapnel was flying everywhere, but somehow the car kept going. The wheel was torn off, the engine, and the gasoline tank. The battery was also destroyed. The momentum kept me flying towards it though, then I rammed into it with what remained of the car and got out. I was gonna just shoot it to death but I figured that’s boring so I went up to it and used directional emps and chain lightning and battering it with my bow. The aftermath is glorious, theres broken car parts everywhere

EkarusRyndren · 2014-12-27T10:52:19.000Z

123456789:

[quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:4889, topic:47”]holy mother of god farming has some HIGH returns… What in the name of fuck will I do with all this shit, I don’t think I can cram it in here…

Really? I’ve never done farming (or construction either). How do you preserve that much food? I figure it’d be useless to farm tons of food just to have it all be inedible shortly after.[/quote]

It’s worth mentioning that “This shit”

consists of close to four tons of weed. I was basically assuming the stuff you find in basements was the normal amount.

I was wrong. very wrong.

Rhodri · 2014-12-27T10:56:39.000Z

EkarusRyndren:

[quote=“123456789, post:4903, topic:47”][quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:4889, topic:47”]holy mother of god farming has some HIGH returns… What in the name of fuck will I do with all this shit, I don’t think I can cram it in here…

Really? I’ve never done farming (or construction either). How do you preserve that much food? I figure it’d be useless to farm tons of food just to have it all be inedible shortly after.[/quote]

It’s worth mentioning that “This shit”

consists of close to four tons of weed. I was basically assuming the stuff you find in basements was the normal amount.

I was wrong. very wrong.[/quote]

420 BLAZE IT!

Little overboard there. -KA101

Muaddib · 2014-12-27T11:00:24.000Z

Wondering… can you farm actual food in cannabis grow op basements?

I tried farming on a farm, but I kept getting attacked by NPC’s with very loud guns (who were easy to deal with - thus stroking my ego and making me haughty), but then two hordes came, and I got swarmed.

EkarusRyndren · 2014-12-27T11:45:27.000Z

Rhodri:

[quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:4912, topic:47”][quote=“123456789, post:4903, topic:47”][quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:4889, topic:47”]holy mother of god farming has some HIGH returns… What in the name of fuck will I do with all this shit, I don’t think I can cram it in here…

Really? I’ve never done farming (or construction either). How do you preserve that much food? I figure it’d be useless to farm tons of food just to have it all be inedible shortly after.[/quote]

It’s worth mentioning that “This shit”

consists of close to four tons of weed. I was basically assuming the stuff you find in basements was the normal amount.

I was wrong. very wrong.[/quote]

420 BLAZE IT!
Corresponding edit. -KA101[/quote]

I- I don’t think there’s enough paper… …It might just be more effective ot throw a couple pounds on the ground and funnel the smoke into the Daedalus… XD

Zipo · 2014-12-27T12:25:22.000Z

[quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:4915, topic:47”][quote=“Rhodri, post:4913, topic:47”][quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:4912, topic:47”]It’s worth mentioning that “This shit”

consists of close to four tons of weed. I was basically assuming the stuff you find in basements was the normal amount.

I was wrong. very wrong.[/quote]

420 BLAZE IT!
Here too. -KA101[/quote]

I- I don’t think there’s enough paper… …It might just be more effective ot throw a couple pounds on the ground and funnel the smoke into the Daedalus… XD[/quote]
Mod in hemp paper, then make hemp paper, use paper to roll. Kill two birds with one stone.

Went into the local town stole borrowed all the books from the local library. Plan on reading them when the sun comes up.

EkarusRyndren · 2014-12-27T12:55:09.000Z

[quote=“Zipo, post:4916, topic:47”][quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:4915, topic:47”][quote=“Rhodri, post:4913, topic:47”][quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:4912, topic:47”]It’s worth mentioning that “This shit”

consists of close to four tons of weed. I was basically assuming the stuff you find in basements was the normal amount.

I was wrong. very wrong.[/quote]

420 BLAZE IT!
Again. -KA101.[/quote]

I- I don’t think there’s enough paper… …It might just be more effective ot throw a couple pounds on the ground and funnel the smoke into the Daedalus… XD[/quote]
Mod in hemp paper, then make hemp paper, use paper to roll. Kill two birds with one stone.

Went into the local town stole borrowed all the books from the local library. Plan on reading them when the sun comes up.[/quote]

The books I had planned on reading for the winter have been separated into two piles: Read, and Smoke.

In other news. “High as fuck” doesn’t appear to be a status. Also, using the mini-flamethrower bionic I have for this seems hugely “Not factory intended usage” but… it works.

TheWumpus · 2014-12-27T12:58:06.000Z

[quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:4917, topic:47”][quote=“Zipo, post:4916, topic:47”][quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:4915, topic:47”][quote=“Rhodri, post:4913, topic:47”][quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:4912, topic:47”]It’s worth mentioning that “This shit”

consists of close to four tons of weed. I was basically assuming the stuff you find in basements was the normal amount.

I was wrong. very wrong.[/quote]

420 BLAZE IT!
Still not acceptable. -KA101[/quote]

I- I don’t think there’s enough paper… …It might just be more effective ot throw a couple pounds on the ground and funnel the smoke into the Daedalus… XD[/quote]
Mod in hemp paper, then make hemp paper, use paper to roll. Kill two birds with one stone.

Went into the local town stole borrowed all the books from the local library. Plan on reading them when the sun comes up.[/quote]

The books I had planned on reading for the winter have been separated into two piles: Read, and Smoke.

In other news. “High as fuck” doesn’t appear to be a status. Also, using the mini-flamethrower bionic I have for this seems hugely “Not factory intended usage” but… it works.[/quote]

New Mod request: Bob Marley mode.

EkarusRyndren · 2014-12-27T13:01:36.000Z

[quote=“TheWumpus, post:4918, topic:47”][quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:4917, topic:47”][quote=“Zipo, post:4916, topic:47”][quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:4915, topic:47”][quote=“Rhodri, post:4913, topic:47”][quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:4912, topic:47”]It’s worth mentioning that “This shit”

consists of close to four tons of weed. I was basically assuming the stuff you find in basements was the normal amount.

I was wrong. very wrong.[/quote]

420 BLAZE IT!
Redacted again. -KA101[/quote]

I- I don’t think there’s enough paper… …It might just be more effective ot throw a couple pounds on the ground and funnel the smoke into the Daedalus… XD[/quote]
Mod in hemp paper, then make hemp paper, use paper to roll. Kill two birds with one stone.

Went into the local town stole borrowed all the books from the local library. Plan on reading them when the sun comes up.[/quote]

The books I had planned on reading for the winter have been separated into two piles: Read, and Smoke.

In other news. “High as fuck” doesn’t appear to be a status. Also, using the mini-flamethrower bionic I have for this seems hugely “Not factory intended usage” but… it works.[/quote]

New Mod request: Bob Marley mode.[/quote]

My game just crashed but I /was/ walking around with around 300 joints, a homemade flamethrower, stylish sunglasses, two pairs of tactical dump pouches, two pairs of leg tactical whosits, and a survivor harness… …and that’s it.

This has been one of my greatest decisions.

iceball3 · 2014-12-28T00:28:40.000Z

[quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:4919, topic:47”][quote=“TheWumpus, post:4918, topic:47”][quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:4917, topic:47”][quote=“Zipo, post:4916, topic:47”][quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:4915, topic:47”][quote=“Rhodri, post:4913, topic:47”][quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:4912, topic:47”]It’s worth mentioning that “This shit”

consists of close to four tons of weed. I was basically assuming the stuff you find in basements was the normal amount.

I was wrong. very wrong.[/quote]

420 BLAZE IT!
Please refrain from using time travel to decensor posts, iceball. -KA101[/quote]

I- I don’t think there’s enough paper… …It might just be more effective ot throw a couple pounds on the ground and funnel the smoke into the Daedalus… XD[/quote]
Mod in hemp paper, then make hemp paper, use paper to roll. Kill two birds with one stone.

Went into the local town stole borrowed all the books from the local library. Plan on reading them when the sun comes up.[/quote]

The books I had planned on reading for the winter have been separated into two piles: Read, and Smoke.

In other news. “High as fuck” doesn’t appear to be a status. Also, using the mini-flamethrower bionic I have for this seems hugely “Not factory intended usage” but… it works.[/quote]

New Mod request: Bob Marley mode.[/quote]

My game just crashed but I /was/ walking around with around 300 joints, a homemade flamethrower, stylish sunglasses, two pairs of tactical dump pouches, two pairs of leg tactical whosits, and a survivor harness… …and that’s it.

This has been one of my greatest decisions.[/quote]i wonder if being in too thick of a weedsmoke will hit you with debuffs.