Got really drunk last night and thought it’d be a great idea to play Cataclysm.
Got in my mobile fortress made of 6 APCS, 4 Humvees, 3 Military Cargo trucks, 2 Armoured cars, 2 Solar cars and around 40 Electric cars. This thing was a fucking monster, at only 19mph it would smash anything out of its way, and one of my favourite hobbies was running over children.
Saw a child crossing the road while recklessly swerving through town, both me and my character are stupidly drunk, slam the acceleration on, 70mph collision into the child. Through the child. Through a car. Into a gas station. Into a second gas station.
The resulting explosion wrecked most of my vehicle, leaving it completely unusable, had to leave behind most of my hoard and drag myself away with a katana, some shreds of a sleeveless trenchcoat and cloak still hanging onto me and two shortened double barrel RivTech shotguns strapped to my ankles. The horde that arrived moments after the explosion quickly put an end to me, but not before the area around me was soaked in the blood of hundreds of children did a tough zombie finally slap me across my fragile jaw just a little too hard.