What's Happening in YOUR Randomly-generated Apocalypse?

Arek_PL · 2014-12-03T22:42:15.000Z

[quote=“EditorRUS, post:4420, topic:47”]

Don’t even ask what he’s doing in the middle of sewer system complaining about his mom becoming a zombie.[/quote]
or someone in ice lab finale telling about something big in the woods what killed his friend…

TheFlame52 · 2014-12-04T00:16:32.000Z

Out of all the NPCs that have been my short-lived companions, this one stands out. Her name is Shirley Amos. She is moderately skilled in melee and wields a katana. It used to belong to another NPC that I killed, before I let her pick it up. When looting, she grabs the most sensible things (weapons, first aid kits, food, etc.). I don’t need those things but she does. She is completely uninjured because of her skill with a katana. I’m going to leave her to guard this farm, so that she never dies. Her genes will enhance the next generation of survivors.

EXCEPT SHE DIED BECAUSE I HIT A CAR ON THE WAY THERE

RIP SHIRLEY AMOS

SHE LOVED WIRES

NOMOETOE · 2014-12-04T00:25:27.000Z

I decided to make a nearby my mansion my base, it has 2 pools for water, underbushes so I can get eggs to eat and wild herbs for herbal tea.

Somewhere to the southeast there is an ant hill so I can also kill ants for food and eventually armor.
My survivor has gotten to the point where she can easily take down all weaker zombies with little to no damage. and Brutes with a bit of damage. lvl 9 melee lvl 7 bashing lvl 6 cutting. Long way to go to being a walking death machine. But I’m getting there. c:
edit: Killed a shocker brute. probably would of died if I didn’t have my quarterstaff. They still scare me though. freaking shocker brutes.

EkarusRyndren · 2014-12-04T05:29:33.000Z

Just encountered a tank drone at a military barricade.

This may not end well.

NOMOETOE · 2014-12-04T05:37:42.000Z

[quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:4424, topic:47”]Just encountered the physical manifestation of death at a military barricade.

This won’t end well.[/quote]
FTFY. c:

EkarusRyndren · 2014-12-04T05:40:55.000Z

[quote=“NOMOETOE, post:4425, topic:47”][quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:4424, topic:47”]Just encountered the physical manifestation of death at a military barricade.

This won’t end well.[/quote]
FTFY. c:[/quote]

Nothing stops me in my vehicle. Didn’t even get through the windshield. TANK DRONE MEETS THE HOOD OF MY MOTHER FUCKING BUS, AND LOSES.

NOMOETOE · 2014-12-04T05:49:55.000Z

EkarusRyndren:

Nothing stops me in my vehicle. Didn’t even get through the windshield. TANK DRONE MEETS THE HOOD OF MY MOTHER FUCKING BUS, AND LOSES.

Nevermind then. xD Your bus is the physical manifestation of death.

EkarusRyndren · 2014-12-04T06:09:43.000Z

[quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:4426, topic:47”][quote=“NOMOETOE, post:4425, topic:47”][quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:4424, topic:47”]Just encountered the physical manifestation of death at a military barricade.

This won’t end well.[/quote]
FTFY. c:[/quote]

Nothing stops me in my vehicle. Didn’t even get through the windshield. TANK DRONE MEETS THE HOOD OF MY MOTHER FUCKING BUS, AND LOSES.[/quote]

I AM UNSTOPPABLE. FEAR THE SPACE SNAKE.

EDIT: Now how do I weld the wrecked Tank Drone to the hood of my vehicle?

EDIT PART 2: …Totally just ran into a second one on foot. This may not end well. If I survive I’m gonna start carrying a LAW.

EDIT PART 3: BIONICS, MUTATIONS, AND A BLOCK OF C-4 LATER AND I LIVE ON… To see three fucking drug spawns in the same area.

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Derpislav · 2014-12-04T07:19:13.000Z

[size=14pt]YOU ARE UNSTOPPABLE.[/size]

EkarusRyndren · 2014-12-04T07:25:59.000Z

Derpislav:

[size=14pt]YOU ARE UNSTOPPABLE.[/size]

I have been stopped. Apparently even my scaley face can only take so many 40mm grenades.
Total kills: 3397, 120 Days Survived.

Also, since the entire history is too long to post even with the spoiler, I’ll just leave one of my favorites from the history:
[size=12pt]| Year 1, Spring 113, 1:11:00 PM | missile silo | Launched a nuke at a refugee center.[/size]

…I wonder what I’ll play next…

Abbysynth · 2014-12-04T15:20:43.000Z

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Experiment 30, Report 1, Office of Omnihuman Research

[i]The latest in our genetically superior line of synthetically grown human subjects, X-30 shows great promise in early field trials. Giving her nothing but our GenCorp brand of basic mutations and an unwavering desire to murder things, our spy satellites have detected that she’s already discovered several mansions and other resources.

Currently, X-30 has equipped herself with not one, but three genuine antique katanas, a wakizashi, and an abandoned military humvee. Early tests of our GF-642 subconscious training program have achieved remarkable results, with X-30 destroying large numbers of infected subjects using only her fists and feet before finding the bladed weapons.

Hopefully Experiment 30 will continue to be less of a failure than her 29 predecessors. [/i]

TheFlame52 · 2014-12-04T15:48:18.000Z

IT WAS IN SOME TOWN IN A PARKING LOT

I HAVEN’T SEEN A BUBBLE CAR SINCE 0.8

Zireael · 2014-12-04T16:04:23.000Z

Abbysynth, cool way of writing!

Abbysynth · 2014-12-04T17:50:51.000Z

This is actually the 30th character I’ve made since 0.B using this template and will be the last… Finally will start on experimentals again after this one.

She is totally an anime.

She could be in One Piece. Three katanas, wakizashi, tricorne, kabuto mask…

Logrin · 2014-12-04T19:16:28.000Z

I found a truck trailer with my goo mutant and made it drive-able, only to find a semi blocking off a bridge. I’m soon to be the proud owner of a fully recommissioned truck and trailer!

Once it’s running all that’s left is to drive it back to camp and wrap my real car around it.

TheFlame52 · 2014-12-04T22:15:14.000Z

A tank drone just busted through the wall of the library! I have no idea how this is going to go down. I’m right in front of my car and the tank drone is within 120mm HEAT range. I think I’m going to leap though the front of the Solar Roller and try to ram it.

TheFlame52 · 2014-12-04T22:40:35.000Z

OH WAIT

I’M A WALKING MUSHROOM

On closer examination it seems that it only tries to attack me when I get close enough for it to use its flamethrower. But I’m fireproof, so who cares.

EkarusRyndren · 2014-12-04T23:05:20.000Z

[quote=“TheFlame52, post:4437, topic:47”]OH WAIT

I’M A WALKING MUSHROOM

On closer examination it seems that it only tries to attack me when I get close enough for it to use its flamethrower. But I’m fireproof, so who cares.[/quote]

…This is what I get for forgetting to update.

NOMOETOE · 2014-12-04T23:37:56.000Z

[quote=“TheFlame52, post:4437, topic:47”]OH WAIT

I’M A WALKING MUSHROOM

On closer examination it seems that it only tries to attack me when I get close enough for it to use its flamethrower. But I’m fireproof, so who cares.[/quote]

This is one of the reasons why the walking mushrooms shall inherit the earth. xD

I decided to get into the business of attracting and disassembling robots, its still dangerous for me when there’s more then one or 2 police/riot control bots at a time, but its such a good source of electronic parts. All ye lower end robots fear my reinforced zweihander!. that is unless like 20 of you come in then I’m screwed.

I was also able to install 3 bionics, 2 of which are useless until I can get a CBM that can get me power, but the recycler unit is a very nice addition to my body. c:

KA101 · 2014-12-05T04:40:35.000Z

[quote=“NOMOETOE, post:4439, topic:47”][quote=“TheFlame52, post:4437, topic:47”]OH WAIT

I’M A WALKING MUSHROOM

On closer examination it seems that it only tries to attack me when I get close enough for it to use its flamethrower. But I’m fireproof, so who cares.[/quote]

This is one of the reasons why the walking mushrooms shall inherit the earth. xD
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Or the slithery Lizards, or scurrying Survivors, and so on. Alphas are pretty screwed though.