What's Happening in YOUR Randomly-generated Apocalypse?

Closet_Pankin · 2014-11-24T01:18:13.000Z

I’m currently eating a FEMA camp. And by that I mean the actual camp.

TheFlame52 · 2014-11-24T01:20:00.000Z

Closet Pankin:

I’m currently eating a FEMA camp. And by that I mean the actual camp.

What part of the camp, the zombies or the walls?

Maur · 2014-11-24T01:30:33.000Z

Internal furnace?

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-11-24T02:04:53.000Z

[quote=“Closet Pankin, post:4208, topic:47”]I just made a pnumatic bolt driver as well as a couple hundred tiny steel bolts. Perfect for post-apocalyptic 2033 2044!

…C:DDA is set in 2044 right? I tried to make sure but I can’t find confirmation anywhere.

Edit: Apparently the bolt driver does not in fact fire bolts. I just spent 8 hours making these tiny steel things for nothing.

What the fuck DOES it fire?

Edit 2: Crossbow bolts. God dammit.[/quote]

BWHAHAHAHAHAH

EkarusRyndren · 2014-11-24T02:52:18.000Z

Ladies and Gentlemen, I have an announcement.

[size=14pt]I have tazed a riot-bot to death.[/size]

that is all.

StopSignal · 2014-11-24T02:56:59.000Z

[quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:4225, topic:47”]Ladies and Gentlemen, I have an announcement.

[size=14pt]I have tazed a riot-bot to death.[/size]

that is all.[/quote]

The Man.

Closet_Pankin · 2014-11-24T03:18:59.000Z

TheFlame52:

[quote=“Closet Pankin, post:4221, topic:47”]I’m currently eating a FEMA camp. And by that I mean the actual camp.

What part of the camp, the zombies or the walls?[/quote]

Anything that is not leather, apparently.

Closet_Pankin · 2014-11-24T03:20:08.000Z

[quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:4225, topic:47”]Ladies and Gentlemen, I have an announcement.

[size=14pt]I have tazed a riot-bot to death.[/size]

that is all.[/quote]

Did you eat it?

Valpo · 2014-11-24T03:21:00.000Z

Theres only one way i know to eat a riot bot … ands its pretty unhealthy.

Closet_Pankin · 2014-11-24T03:22:23.000Z

Valpo:

Theres only one way i know to eat a riot bot … ands its pretty unhealthy.

I’d imagine cramming a riot bot down your throat would be unhealthy.

GOTTA GET DAT BATTERY POWA DOE TO CRAWL THROUGH WAAAAAWLS

EkarusRyndren · 2014-11-24T03:23:13.000Z

[quote=“Closet Pankin, post:4228, topic:47”][quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:4225, topic:47”]Ladies and Gentlemen, I have an announcement.

[size=14pt]I have tazed a riot-bot to death.[/size]

that is all.[/quote]

Did you eat it?[/quote]

I fed it to my vehicle, does that count?

Closet_Pankin · 2014-11-24T03:23:47.000Z

[quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:4231, topic:47”][quote=“Closet Pankin, post:4228, topic:47”][quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:4225, topic:47”]Ladies and Gentlemen, I have an announcement.

[size=14pt]I have tazed a riot-bot to death.[/size]

that is all.[/quote]

Did you eat it?[/quote]

I fed it to my vehicle, does that count?[/quote]

That’s not kosher.

Rivet · 2014-11-24T03:25:00.000Z

[quote=“EkarusRyndren, post:4225, topic:47”]Ladies and Gentlemen, I have an announcement.

[size=14pt]I have tazed a riot-bot to death.[/size]

that is all.[/quote]

Miloch · 2014-11-24T06:16:32.000Z

This is boom waiting to happen…

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NOMOETOE · 2014-11-24T06:32:34.000Z

I made much progress on my stone fortress of stonitude the flaming eyes in the nearby town made getting tons of rocks very easy.

I was also able to set up a welding rig and for the first time ever I made a vehicle from scratch.

Arek_PL · 2014-11-24T07:42:00.000Z

[quote=“Valpo, post:4207, topic:47”]Spiking npc food with questionabel things like poison or mutagens would be totaly awesome.
But as of now npcs don t eat or drink :([/quote]
using mutagen on npc should be a thing, at least serum with that syrgine

EkarusRyndren · 2014-11-24T10:54:33.000Z

The tazer staff is my new favorite melee weapon. I just blew up a squirrel by tazing it.

system · 2014-11-24T11:08:28.000Z

Being chased by a hulk zombie, he blew up an entire gas station and he is only “lightly injured”.
I am going to face dark days seconds ahead.

DrNightmares · 2014-11-24T12:21:41.000Z

The spawn rate’s set to 50 in my world.

There’s not enough zombies. Each day, I wade through a ocean of broken corpses to turn more zombies into corpses.

I started out on a really bad day, with 14 STR, 14 INT, 8 DEX, 8 PER as a shower victim with two in dodge, melee, and tailor. The spawn rate at that point was the default one. After each season, I would open the world option screen and rise the spawn rate by one.

Now, I have 20 STR, 19 INT, 8 DEX, 10 PER. I’m more machine than man.

There’s just not enough zombies. I don’t think changing the settings in world affects the spawning rate.

Maybe I’m just used to this much zombies spawning.

NOMOETOE · 2014-11-24T12:32:31.000Z

[quote=“DrNightmares, post:4239, topic:47”]The spawn rate’s set to 50 in my world.

There’s not enough zombies. Each day, I wade through a ocean of broken corpses to turn more zombies into corpses.

I started out on a really bad day, with 14 STR, 14 INT, 8 DEX, 8 PER as a shower victim with two in dodge, melee, and tailor. The spawn rate at that point was the default one. After each season, I would open the world option screen and rise the spawn rate by one.

Now, I have 20 STR, 19 INT, 8 DEX, 10 PER. I’m more machine than man.

There’s just not enough zombies. I don’t think changing the settings in world affects the spawning rate.

Maybe I’m just used to this much zombies spawning.[/quote]

Your amazing. ;-;