GG Blazing… gg.
I didn’t play for quite a long time, but finding zweihander on a dead cop was… rather refreshing. Especially after said zwei fled out of nowhere and NPC who threw it died too fast from unknown reasons(dead black widow might be a hint, but I doubt it was that fast. Maybe he got a random coke stroke? Are they still in the game, by the way?) to get it back.
I’m currently annoyed as F*CK.
It’s like I’m being cursed. You guys know that curse:" All thy NPC’s shall always flee from thee…"???
All the goddamn NPC’s that i meet always flee from me.
I’m not even armed. We can’t even chat. ;_; (No guns/weapons weilded.)Maybe they are scared of my red radiation badge…hmmm…FOREVER ALONE TIME!!!
You’re lucky:all the NPC’s that i meet try to kill me .___. but i kill 'em before they damage me ahahahah >:D XD XD XD
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER
WHYYY DO NPCS DO INSTADEATH HEADSHOTS
Seriously though, killed 5 npcs at night (high NV mut) with my bow and guns from their dead buddies (electromagnetic cbm ftw) with no problems whatsoever. Then the last one headshots me with his USP from, like, 10 tiles away. Through an army helmet and ballistic glasses and balaclava and filter mask. In pitch black. What the fuck.
My most successful character, too, capable of surviving multiple zombie hordes ganging up on him. Argh.
Something should be done about this. I mean, turrets at least give you one turn of beep beep beep to back off before they spray lead at you.
Or there should be some kind of warning. Like “do NOT approach a bandit unless you are a tank sitting in a bigger tank”.
Some npcs are on par with players. Its entirely possible he had BETTER ranged skills then you, and he wasn’t up to let the kid go.
Damn genre savvy npcs and their shoot-the-new-guy-ness.
NPC headshots suck ass; that’s why I rarely fuck with NPC’s.
So, for the first time throughout my CataDDA playing history I’ve spawned on the outskitrs of a really small settlement - one single house, a subway (YES!.. there’s a bowling alley here, come to us bi*ches!) and a few shops. With very little available petrol, I’m off to modding an existing RV into a solar-powered monster with several carefuly placed end-tier platings; I had to scare away a pretty obnoxious Mi-Go to get them. After I’m done upgrading my new character, I’ma get back to this little piece-o-nowhere and build a fortification with four large gates, turrets and whatnot. Some fast-food cook I am, or am I not? 
Saves picture
Enjoy some sauce:
Wheee! Time to make some- wait I smell food. Hnnggg
i just got atomic coffe maker and i do not sleep for 9 days good for long loot runs and reading
ATOMIC NIGHTLIGHTS FOR THE WIN!
WHO NEEDS SLEEP
BOOKS MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU READ THEM?
Man, I love this thread!
I have to come back, day after day, just to read the randomness that CATA players post in it… 
I found a wonderful house
[quote=“Daidalon, post:3216, topic:47”]I found a wonderful house
It comes with its very own heating system! Sweet! Ooh, does the fridge have nachos?
[quote=“Jakers, post:3217, topic:47”][quote=“Daidalon, post:3216, topic:47”]I found a wonderful house
It comes with its very own heating system! Sweet! Ooh, does the fridge have nachos?[/quote]
2 kinds actually
I just zweihander-launched a zombear into my house-lava.
That is all.
So I spawned like, 10 map squares from a fungal bloom, but went nowhere near it. I was fine the first day, but the second day I tried to sleep, and started vomiting spores and thick gray goop. I didnt know much about that stuff so I chugged my purifier, and I though that’d help. Then I went to bed and this happened.
Terrifying. So eventually, the fungus growing out of me broke BOTH of my arms, so I couldnt wield things. At some point, I ended up listening to some pumping bass in a bathroom to deny the fact that Im in 1000 pain, my arms are broke, and theres a cougar at the door. My character was pretty happy about it. I ended up tricking the cougar into the bathroom, leaving the bathroom, then locking the cougar into the bathroom and escaping into the city. I died to a grabber zombie because I was trying to get naked so I could run faster. My most terrifying, and funny, Cataclysm run yet.