What's Happening in YOUR Randomly-generated Apocalypse?

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3101

I’ve found a zombie carrying 25 glass shivs
It was an okay experience

3102

So this just happened.

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Should I be worried…?

3103

[quote=“Dashite, post:3102, topic:47”]So this just happened.
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Should I be worried…?[/quote]
It’s just one critter pictured multiple times as a sound source because you had a huge timeskip.

3104

Newbs, the power of my lifesource.

3105

Yeah, it was a deer… and I thought living near towns was scary.

3106

Facking zombears, the early character killers. I hate it when you get a decent start and a wild zombear appears and bites you into chunks. Don’t even get me started on mi-gos.

3107
  1. Run to window/bush
  2. Pull out the most damaging weapon, or the fastest weapon you have.
    If it’s a bush, you could light it if you have a lighter
  3. Whack the shit out of it
  4. ???
  5. Profit.

Is pro Cata player MLG

3108

Heres what I do

  1. See zombear
  2. Cry and run to bush
  3. Gets wrekt anyway
  4. Try to run
  5. Ded

sux at zombear 1v1s early game

3109

You can’t run from zombears. Period.

3110

[quote=“FunsizeNinja123, post:3109, topic:47”]You can’t run from zombears. Period.[/quote] after 4 doses of andrenaline you can efect for bigger sped and inteligence last realy long time (stimulant overdose) but strenght will fall (andrenaline comedown) 5 doses will kill

3111

Zombears. Cocaine.

That is all.

3112

[quote=“John Candlebury, post:3098, topic:47”]I found a zig.

No, please. who wrote that name? I mean, not only does it sounds terrible (Hep me! The zigs got me!) but who would suspect that a zig is actually a zombie pig.

Why did we start using lame letter switching to create monster names? Like if it were clever or creative.

But really we can we change that name?[/quote]

I believe the first z-name was “zoose”, and having talked about it with Rivet (the writer), I agreed then and continue to agree now that it’s a fun name to say. I regret that you don’t like it, though I’m not sure how the names impair mobility or reflect mobility impairment. (Thus, they aren’t “lame”.)

3113

I have become a mad scientist on the quest for dynamite. I have quite the nice setup in a firehouse on the outskirts of a city, but I am dissatisfied with the lack of wildlife and cultivatable land for growing ah…“Research Chemicals”.

3114

Zoose or the others dont really bother me really.

But I just cant imagine zombie pigs being referenced as zigs by anyone. Zolves and zoose sure, but would you call a zombie pig the same way as a cigarette?

And mobility? What about mobility?

3115

Again, zompig. Just sounds better.

3116

It really does.
Also, was evicted from my moonshine fermenting pot farm by my evil fucking nether portal inhabitants landlord for not sharing the profits, obviously.

3117

I swear I’m the only person who doesn’t take drugs in this game…

3118

I only take painkillers and flu shots, does that count?

In my randomly-generated apocalypse, a 9 map tile wide horde showed up at my safe house this morning along with some zombears who jumped in through the window, being a silly person I shot the zombears in the face with my shotgun before realizing there was a horde surrounding me, now I have dozens and dozens of zombie dogs swarming in from every door and window (evac center is not a defensible position…)

3119

I meant the hardcore drugs for their stat boosts. I don’t take hardcore drugs, but I use the painkillers and flu shots.

3120

Nope. I think heroin and shit sucks for your stats in the long term. Caffiene pills however in my opinion are godly and I pretty much never get a caffiene addiction after taking like 3 a day.

HAIL CAFFIENE PILLS AND THEIR GODLY STAT BONUSES, SCREW THAT COCAINE SHIT!