What's Happening in YOUR Randomly-generated Apocalypse?

KA101 · 2014-07-13T17:52:32.000Z

[quote=“Dashite, post:3080, topic:47”]I saw an NPC blip on a motel on the map, so I went there. My character needed her daily dose of human meat.
I went to the vending machines in the front building for some drinks, then saw through the glass that the NPC ran out of a door to pummel a Boomer with a ticking mininuke. Then I ran like fuck as I increased the splosion power in the json files.

Why, you ask? Because SCIENCE, of course!

10/10 would get deafened for a day by explosion again

I’m gonna get rid of this character and get a newer build though. The negative effects bug I reported on the Github has fucked my character up too much for my tastes.
ps. yay first post on forum[/quote]

The NPC armed a mininuke and it actually went off? Nice job, NPC!

And welcome to the forums.

Slax · 2014-07-13T19:49:32.000Z

Labtop_215:

[quote=“HunterAlpha1, post:3065, topic:47”][quote=“FunsizeNinja123, post:3064, topic:47”]I’ve been wondering why we don’t call zombie dogs zogs…[/quote]Because that would be more appropriate for zombies hogs IMO. Damn, imagine how terrifying zombified feral hogs would be!

You mean a zig?[/quote]
Zompig. Because come on.

Arek_PL · 2014-07-13T20:57:25.000Z

its possible to my stuff and body survive a mininuke blast if npc killed me with one? because i am not sure to look for my body or just forget about it

Dashite · 2014-07-13T21:55:35.000Z

[quote=“KA101, post:3081, topic:47”]The NPC armed a mininuke and it actually went off? Nice job, NPC!

And welcome to the forums.[/quote]
Thank you. And I’ve been given an active mininuke by an NPC before… I’m sure I’m not the only one who had that happen to him.

Arek_PL:

its possible to my stuff and body survive a mininuke blast if npc killed me with one? because i am not sure to look for my body or just forget about it

I’m not sure… I’ve always stayed away from mininuke ground zeroes, but I think it turns any creature at the impact point into a smear of blood, which also destroys all items it had. On the other hand, if it wasn’t a direct hit, then I think you can recover your stuff, though they will propably be damaged.

In other news, after a lot of procrastination(darnit Youtube!) I have finally begun working on my new character.

edit: Anyone got any suggestions for the character?

system · 2014-07-13T22:24:01.000Z

hmm… incredibly perceptive Psychopathic manchild who has a drug tolerance and skill with cooking as a shower victim?

Dashite · 2014-07-13T23:21:53.000Z

sovietspyder:

hmm… incredibly perceptive Psychopathic manchild who has a drug tolerance and skill with cooking as a shower victim?

Hmm… nah. I tend to play as a cannibal, it’s one of my pre-requisites.
For some reason, I just love the idea of playing DDA as a cannibal. It also justifies having random NPCs on, too!

TinHead · 2014-07-14T00:41:35.000Z

Camping out in the forest, hunting moose etc…
Then, I look on Debug Show Hordes

OH SHIT ONES ALMOST HERE
I had a Barrett 50. cal sniper rifle, with a crapton of attachments, a M249 with 5000 5.56 ammo for it, and I had a SKS with 50 bullets left.
Oh, and there is only about ten 50. cal bullets left.
I spend about, five minutes putting Landmines, booby traps, and I even draft a few NPCs to help me fight them off.
Of course, their just cannon foddler that I put a ton of Gasoline on so they can implode rapidly once I throw a cigar or lighter at them.
Three minutes later, my guy gets the cold
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
By the way, this was a horde coming from a size 8 city, about 500-700 zombies.
You guys want me to update with with whats going on?

Dis is awesome. Who ever made hordes, FUCK YEAH! IM PARANOID AS FUCK

TinHead · 2014-07-14T00:46:42.000Z

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I forgot I had the howler mutation.
Shit, I am so screwed.

KA101 · 2014-07-14T02:48:55.000Z

Slax:

[quote=“Labtop_215, post:3069, topic:47”][quote=“HunterAlpha1, post:3065, topic:47”][quote=“FunsizeNinja123, post:3064, topic:47”]I’ve been wondering why we don’t call zombie dogs zogs…[/quote]Because that would be more appropriate for zombies hogs IMO. Damn, imagine how terrifying zombified feral hogs would be!

You mean a zig?[/quote]
Zompig. Because come on. :P[/quote]

All we can do is entrust it to them…
Give us hope for our future…
We’re counting on you, zig!

[quote=“TinHead, post:3088, topic:47”]Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I forgot I had the howler mutation.
Shit, I am so screwed.[/quote]

Any of those firearms you’re carrying would attract attention just as well. Rock and Roll, chummer!

Daidalon · 2014-07-14T03:44:54.000Z

I just got chased away from a city full of dinosaurs (3 dinosaur camps is insane) to another city not far away that seems completely devoid of non rotten food/wildlife. I’m starting to wonder if I can take down a T-Rex with a knife and a shitton of cocaine.

Arek_PL · 2014-07-14T07:03:31.000Z

[quote=“Daidalon, post:3090, topic:47”]I just got chased away from a city full of dinosaurs (3 dinosaur camps is insane) to another city not far away that seems completely devoid of non rotten food/wildlife. I’m starting to wonder if I can take down a T-Rex with a knife and a shitton of cocaine.[/quote] you can kill ewerything with knife just lvl up your mele skills

Datanazush · 2014-07-14T07:27:00.000Z

Daidalon:

I’m starting to wonder if I can take down a T-Rex with a knife and a shitton of cocaine.

I sure hope your character is called Konstantin Brayko, and wears tacky suits like all the time.

Weyrling · 2014-07-14T07:45:51.000Z

I was acquiring unattended things and stuff from a lab when I pried open a crate. This crate contained only sunglasses, more than a dozen pairs, I now have enough spares to outfit an entire squadron.

In other news, an elephant gun is completely useless versus a shoggoth, but the newer fusion blaster works great (not the blaster arm, but the one you use fusion cells for that doesn’t need to charge up).
Alternately, you can dragon kick it in the face 100 times in a row with hydraulic muscles on assuming you have enough bionic power, but I’m pretty sure I can’t do the J9 Shoggoth variation challenge even if I was wearing MKII powered armor.

Daidalon · 2014-07-14T12:02:41.000Z

Datanazush:

[quote=“Daidalon, post:3090, topic:47”]I’m starting to wonder if I can take down a T-Rex with a knife and a shitton of cocaine.

I sure hope your character is called Konstantin Brayko, and wears tacky suits like all the time.[/quote]

She’s more like a shady drug dealer.
Also, fun realization: my circular saw still has charge :).

duke455 · 2014-07-14T21:16:03.000Z

This one was funny. My character was stranded, the torso was infected and had 9 HP, cleared out a mansion with a double barrel shotgun, probably because I gave my last shit when I decided to try shoot the skeletal dog instead of bashing his head… once cleared i searched for the bathroom for medicals, nothing… found one of the many living room, tryed to sleep on the sofa, didn’t worked, by the time I woke up my character started vomiting and stuff. So I decided to try to overdose him with Painkillers and anti-depressant… still didn’t worked. He was famished and dehydratated, so I decided to give him the cigarette of grace, but once lit his hands started to shake, the cigarette fell, got the message “Your legs and feet are burned x6”, then my character caught fire, died the turn afterwards.
I have to say that it was the biggest twist that poor Viktor Kuropiatnyk had in the 0 days he survived…

Arek_PL · 2014-07-15T10:55:08.000Z

[quote=“duke455, post:3095, topic:47”]This one was funny. My character was stranded, the torso was infected and had 9 HP, cleared out a mansion with a double barrel shotgun, probably because I gave my last shit when I decided to try shoot the skeletal dog instead of bashing his head… once cleared i searched for the bathroom for medicals, nothing… found one of the many living room, tryed to sleep on the sofa, didn’t worked, by the time I woke up my character started vomiting and stuff. So I decided to try to overdose him with Painkillers and anti-depressant… still didn’t worked. He was famished and dehydratated, so I decided to give him the cigarette of grace, but once lit his hands started to shake, the cigarette fell, got the message “Your legs and feet are burned x6”, then my character caught fire, died the turn afterwards.
I have to say that it was the biggest twist that poor Viktor Kuropiatnyk had in the 0 days he survived…[/quote]
what a epic bad luck

Dashite · 2014-07-15T13:17:30.000Z

Today, I learned that the CX4 is worth jack shit in defense mode. I also learned that there is a lot of fun to be had with SMGs, however. And that the M249 is a piece of shit that can’t hit anything at point-blank range, with burst shots going behind me sometimes.

John_Candlebury · 2014-07-15T18:55:10.000Z

I found a zig.

No, please. who wrote that name? I mean, not only does it sounds terrible (Hep me! The zigs got me!) but who would suspect that a zig is actually a zombie pig.

Why did we start using lame letter switching to create monster names? Like if it were clever or creative.

But really we can we change that name?

Arek_PL · 2014-07-15T20:03:17.000Z

[quote=“John Candlebury, post:3098, topic:47”]I found a zig.

No, please. who wrote that name? I mean, not only does it sounds terrible (Hep me! The zigs got me!) but who would suspect that a zig is actually a zombie pig.

Why did we start using lame letter switching to create monster names? Like if it were clever or creative.

But really we can we change that name?[/quote]

[size=1pt]somebody set us up the bomb[/size]
you can change this with no coding skills and i know that you know how to make and edit items so this will be no problem
[size=1pt]and this name is just for fun [/size]

Dashite · 2014-07-15T20:23:29.000Z

[quote=“John Candlebury, post:3098, topic:47”]I found a zig.

No, please. who wrote that name? I mean, not only does it sounds terrible (Hep me! The zigs got me!) but who would suspect that a zig is actually a zombie pig.

Why did we start using lame letter switching to create monster names? Like if it were clever or creative.

But really we can we change that name?[/quote]
The Zigs were concieved on the previous page and the one or two before it.

I think it’s hilarious, myself.