What's Happening in YOUR Randomly-generated Apocalypse?

Dec · 2014-07-09T07:27:40.000Z

Logrin:

An eyebot got into my vehicle and took a million pictures of me while I slept. When a woke up there was a sea of broken police bots that beat the segfault out of each other trying to get to me, only two remained.

Wow, you now have an infinite supply of metal, electronic parts, and batons.

Logrin · 2014-07-09T07:29:21.000Z

And about 25 plutonium to boot!

Labtop_215 · 2014-07-10T04:08:33.000Z

I take a week off from adventuring and when I emerge from my stone house, I get acosted by 3 zombears, 4 zolf’s, and 5 zog’s.

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FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-07-10T04:27:24.000Z

I’ve been wondering why we don’t call zombie dogs zogs…

HunterAlpha1 · 2014-07-10T04:46:04.000Z

[quote=“FunsizeNinja123, post:3064, topic:47”]I’ve been wondering why we don’t call zombie dogs zogs…[/quote]Because that would be more appropriate for zombies hogs IMO. Damn, imagine how terrifying zombified feral hogs would be!

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-07-10T04:55:54.000Z

Stop giving the guys ideas… I don’t want more zombie animals please…

Dec · 2014-07-10T05:28:54.000Z

COUGHZOOSECOUGH

Womble · 2014-07-10T05:57:09.000Z

Made it over 4000 Pain for the first time.

Labtop_215 · 2014-07-10T06:55:43.000Z

HunterAlpha1:

[quote=“FunsizeNinja123, post:3064, topic:47”]I’ve been wondering why we don’t call zombie dogs zogs…[/quote]Because that would be more appropriate for zombies hogs IMO. Damn, imagine how terrifying zombified feral hogs would be!

You mean a zig?

KA101 · 2014-07-10T07:56:20.000Z

Labtop_215:

[quote=“HunterAlpha1, post:3065, topic:47”][quote=“FunsizeNinja123, post:3064, topic:47”]I’ve been wondering why we don’t call zombie dogs zogs…[/quote]Because that would be more appropriate for zombies hogs IMO. Damn, imagine how terrifying zombified feral hogs would be!

You mean a zig?[/quote]

KA101 not only saw the meme, found the game, played it, and got fourth-stage homing, but completed it too.

stk2008 · 2014-07-10T08:05:39.000Z

Any ideas how to get the boat thats been added to latest experimental version

Dec · 2014-07-10T19:44:54.000Z

Muahahaha, fermenting fruit wine in my basement while growing pot in my yard and simultaneously smoking and pickling NPC meat. Living up the apocalypse indeed. Turning random NPCs on basically means turning walking goodie bags on, cause I have a huge stockpile of reloaded ammo and prescription meds from hunting.

kevin.granade · 2014-07-11T00:32:22.000Z

stk2008:

Any ideas how to get the boat thats been added to latest experimental version

The main prerequisite is that you enable the mod it’s defined in, will be moving it to core just as soon as I can get around to it though.

G.E.C · 2014-07-11T01:39:25.000Z

Womble:

Made it over 4000 Pain for the first time.

Congratulations, your character is now in agony and most likely wishing to die.

Womble · 2014-07-11T02:30:36.000Z

G.E.C:

[quote=“Womble, post:3068, topic:47”]Made it over 4000 Pain for the first time.

Congratulations, your character is now in agony and most likely wishing to die.[/quote]

More like “in tiny pieces and already dead”.

Dec · 2014-07-11T03:27:20.000Z

The best is when you wear really good head and torso protection, then get attacked by a buncha really low damage enemies (Manhacks, rats, krecks, etc.) so they only attack your limbs. My characters have lasted days in the older versions.

Arek_PL · 2014-07-11T08:33:17.000Z

fungal parasite if not cured in time give big amout of pain and broke bones in arms

Reshan · 2014-07-11T14:04:15.000Z

Holy shit i dun goofed, was playing quick games on the latest experimental and one thing led to another and next thing i know i hit a RV with my apc and i get flung a long distance from it. i notice a car explode, then the rv and the apc with a MASSIVE radius effectivley killing me, Oh cata you always amuse me

Womble · 2014-07-11T15:22:30.000Z

Reshan:

Holy shit i dun goofed, was playing quick games on the latest experimental and one thing led to another and next thing i know i hit a RV with my apc and i get flung a long distance from it. i notice a car explode, then the rv and the apc with a MASSIVE radius effectivley killing me, Oh cata you always amuse me

That’s what all the cool kids are doing right now. (Welcome to the cool kids club.)

Dashite · 2014-07-13T12:41:13.000Z

I saw an NPC blip on a motel on the map, so I went there. My character needed her daily dose of human meat.
I went to the vending machines in the front building for some drinks, then saw through the glass that the NPC ran out of a door to pummel a Boomer with a ticking mininuke. Then I ran like fuck as I increased the splosion power in the json files.

Why, you ask? Because SCIENCE, of course!

10/10 would get deafened for a day by explosion again

I’m gonna get rid of this character and get a newer build though. The negative effects bug I reported on the Github has fucked my character up too much for my tastes.
ps. yay first post on forum