Decided to create a new character, basic survivor-profession char.
The young lady woke up in her evac shelter, and I quickly remembered why I always pick Backpacker or Student as the starting profession over Survivor: having a backpack to start out with is really nice!
Anyway, after finding nothing of real use in the evac shelter, I quickly made a nail board and decided to go out into the relatively sparse suburbs near my spawn point and seek my fortune, or at least a duffel bag.
Well, one thing turned to another and the next thing I knew, my girl was hiding in the kitchen of a high-class house, relatively unscathed but with a nasty 30 pain from cauterizing wounds with her starting pocket knife. Bored and with not much to do except wait, I found a sewing kit in the bathroom and decided to give a crack at training up tailoring by repairing my gear!
…Then I didn’t notice my jeans were already at “tattered” level and so were obviously instantaneously destroyed when I tried to touch a needle to them. Now without pants, I took a minute to dash outside, grabbed as many clothes as I could from the zombies I had splattered (which still would have been easier with a backpack…!), ran back to the relative safety of the kitchen and slurped some mushroom soup while learning how to tailor through extensive trial and error. Eventually I crafted myself some leg warmers and a pair of cargo shorts, which I decided were passable enough as “pants” for the time being. I gathered up my meager belongings, consisting of a bottle of water, my matches and pocket knife, that wonderful sewing kit, and a computer programming textbook that I’m not exactly sure why I picked up and takes up far more space than it’s really worth.
I went across the road and into the next house in search of a backpack and/or pants. I opened the door to the bedroom, which usually has a wardrobe, and saw four zombies all perfectly standing on the four tiles of the bed in the room. Okay…
After kiting the lovers through a window and killing them, I found that, true to my suspicions, none of them were wearing pants, excepting one wearing a pair of ripped-open tights. Classy. Nor were there any pants in the wardrobe, though I did find some nice things in the house including duct tape, a bag of potato chips, a can of beer, and more thread for the sewing kit of destiny. I also managed to acquire and fit a hoodie for some much-needed torso and arm protection. Finally, I noticed a set of stairs to a basement in the bathroom, and because of my past experiences with the massive loot-stashes in those, I figured my time of hardship was over and I could breathe easier. I went downstairs.
Unfortunately, this was the “minimalist” basement type without any display racks or counters, i.e. the most useless type of basement right behind the weed farm. I found an unloaded charcoal smoker, a soldering iron, and a driving skill book, and nothing else. Disgusted, I turned to the stairs and found myself face-to-face with a tough zombie who was hanging out down here. He wasn’t happy about me borrowing his magazine and soldering iron and tried to bite my girl in the chest. Her new hoodie warded off his lewd gesture and I retreated to the surface to better lure the tough zombie to a kill-spot.
I got him into a broken window but, because my character’s gear was still early game, she wasn’t doing much damage at all, and he managed to get in a bleed-inducing arm bite. After many, many turns of only dealing 4 damage per hit, the tough zombie finally fell and I quickly applied some bandages to my arm.
That’s when I noticed that I had been using my sewing kit to fight the tough zombie, instead of my nail board. Silently believing my new character to be possibly the most badass I have ever created, I grabbed a pair of cargo pants off my newly murdered opponent, stepped back inside the house, gathered up all the cloth objects I could from the dead zombies, and restored the cargo pants to working condition as well as finally crafting the backpack I had been craving. I ended the night with grabbing a pretty barrete I had missed earlier out of the wardrobe and putting it in my young lady’s hair as her badge of honor for surviving first day against all odds.
As I clicked “S/Y”, I suddenly had a mental image of her leaning up against the wardrobe, bandages and slowly-healing scars dotting the visible parts of her skin not covered by her patch-covered clothing, as she closes her eyes and breathes a sigh of relief, one hand dipped in a bag of the high-quality chips, the other holding a can of cheap beer that she pours into her mouth.
I freaking love this game.