What's Happening in YOUR Randomly-generated Apocalypse?

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-04-18T23:38:59.000Z

I’m a sad Ninja now. What’s a Ninja without his katana?

Slax · 2014-04-19T12:47:17.000Z

But… samurai use katanas. Ninja’s more of a ninjatō creature.

Mrnocamera · 2014-04-19T12:54:29.000Z

Slax:

But… samurai use katanas. Ninja’s more of a ninjatō creature.

Actually, Ninja’s are more… Uh…

Use anything that you could disguise effectively as a weapon.

E.G. Walking stick (Bo), Farmers Sickle (Kama), “Medicine” (Poison) and so on.

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-04-19T15:04:27.000Z

Well there are no Ninjatos are there…!?

dovla · 2014-04-19T15:20:32.000Z

Recovered and parked a Solar Car (1), APC (1), RV (1) and Armored Car (2) in front of a bunker in the middle of the woods, meaning to assemble a custom vehicle to my specs. Woke up, grabbed a wrench stepped out of a bunker and discovered a horde closing in on me.

I hate hordes.

Homebound · 2014-04-20T03:33:35.000Z

So, I started a small fire to help me kill off quite a large group of zombies that had broken into my garage/safehouse. Unfortunately, one of them was carrying something that explodes.

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And with the entire building collapsed on top of me, I decided to drink beer and smoke meth while I burned to death.

Blaze1711 · 2014-04-20T15:14:07.000Z

[quote=“Homebound, post:2426, topic:47”]So, I started a small fire to help me kill off quite a large group of zombies that had broken into my garage/safehouse. Unfortunately, one of them was carrying something that explodes.

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And with the entire building collapsed on top of me, I decided to drink beer and smoke meth while I burned to death.[/quote]I love how amidst that burning hell there still is hope.

Blackopsman9999 · 2014-04-20T19:19:26.000Z

Masochist is realy a good trait for tanking while reading in between zombies…

Fish · 2014-04-20T21:39:26.000Z

I just had one of those “moments” that make CDDA great. I had cobbled together a death RV from spare armours and parts and wanted to see how well it would hold up (It started as just going to town). I took out three cars (drove thorugh in an explosion of metal parts) and hit numerous zeds. The moment happened as I ran over a zombie, the car skidded, turned a 180 and my seat blew off, leaving me unharmed siting on a chair in the middle of the road on top of a small pile of debris as the car skidded away backwards down the road out of sight…

Tawarochir · 2014-04-20T22:33:00.000Z

So, after Les Stroud lost his son to the zombies, he traveled cross-country with a steel frame called the “Big Sack”, he searched for a hacksaw to remove the frame, make a wooden frame, then use the steel frame to make a trunk.

He never found a hacksaw, but he did find a small town, enough MRE’s to last forever, a prison with lots and lots of toilets and corpses, and an apartment building.

Finally found a hacksaw; built a motorcycle, have 8 survival, 8 cooking, and 6 sewing. Also have a standpipe maintenance log, the good kind. Working on level 9 cooking. Anyway, I can get ahold of wild veggies with a snap of my fingers now. Anyway, where do I get recipes for survivor gear, i.e. survivor pack, trenchcoat, etc.?

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-04-20T22:39:19.000Z

Level up tailoring.

saltmummy626 · 2014-04-21T03:33:50.000Z

I accidentally burned a hospital down…

PaultheNerd · 2014-04-21T14:13:13.000Z

I lost my car to a skeletal dog that I just couldn’t manage to hit. After reducing my HP to critical levels I made my escape through several windows and just barely made it back to an empty house where I could bandage up wounds and reassess the situation. When I got back to my car the skeletal dog was still there and a zombear had trashed it’s way through the car, making it quite the mess. I salvaged what I could and fell back to an electric car I had found that had a working motor. This car had only 4% battery which was enough to drive around for a bit but then it died. Solar panels seem to take forever to charge and it only has 2 out of 4 functioning. I presume I couldn’t install a proper engine and use it to generate electricity hybrid style?

Homebound · 2014-04-21T15:05:19.000Z

[quote=“Blaze1711, post:2427, topic:47”]I love how amidst that burning hell there still is hope.

Smoke low quality meth, and there will always be hope!

saltmummy626:

I accidentally burned a hospital down…

Those are horrible places anyways…

Tawarochir · 2014-04-21T18:27:40.000Z

PaultheNerd:

I lost my car to a skeletal dog that I just couldn’t manage to hit. After reducing my HP to critical levels I made my escape through several windows and just barely made it back to an empty house where I could bandage up wounds and reassess the situation. When I got back to my car the skeletal dog was still there and a zombear had trashed it’s way through the car, making it quite the mess. I salvaged what I could and fell back to an electric car I had found that had a working motor. This car had only 4% battery which was enough to drive around for a bit but then it died. Solar panels seem to take forever to charge and it only has 2 out of 4 functioning. I presume I couldn’t install a proper engine and use it to generate electricity hybrid style?

You might…

with level 12 mechanics.

DG123 · 2014-04-22T00:02:04.000Z

You can indeed make a hybrid car and they do work properly now.

What’s annoying is you can’t CHOOSE which engine to use, as far as I’m aware. So you’ll always burn any petrol that’s in the tank.

Ferodaktyl · 2014-04-23T14:31:43.000Z

i dragged a vending machine in my base. It was strangely satisfying.

Vanilla_Cupcake · 2014-04-23T21:36:13.000Z

Just cut my eyes on a barbed wire fence while wearing glasses, that takes skill.

John_Candlebury · 2014-04-24T14:11:45.000Z

While it was an obvious result, I was not expecting for a gaspump to explode when shot with incendiary ammunition. It was so awesome to know that someone bothered to code that (its probably been there since Whales’ times but I had never tried it).

The same thing happens if you shoot a fuel tank with incendiary ammo, cue to fireballs everywhere.

In other new so much wasted fuel

AseaHeru · 2014-04-24T14:21:20.000Z

Yah, I think thats from the age of whales.