What's Happening in YOUR Randomly-generated Apocalypse?

Fish · 2014-04-05T00:45:37.000Z

I recently had one of those little moments that tell you what a great game cataclysm is.
I had been exploring the labs and I found myself a jedi cloak. Then I puttered around until I found an NPC armed with a nord. She wasn’t friendly…

                                                                                            NPC: Prepare to die Luke Skywalker!

                                                                                              Me: Never!

                                                                               *Epic battle of fire axe vs nord*
                                                                                              (not really)

Mrnocamera · 2014-04-05T10:40:20.000Z

I just noticed that every MRE type apart from hotdogs has “Meal Ready to Eat”.

Hotdogs has “Meal Rejected by the Enemy”.

John_Candlebury · 2014-04-05T11:10:44.000Z

They dont call them the 4 fingers of death for nothing.

Mrnocamera · 2014-04-05T11:24:03.000Z

Also, the cauterize option becomes Cauterize Yourself for Fun if you have the masochist trait and no deep wounds.

John_Candlebury · 2014-04-06T14:17:14.000Z

You can dynamite safes open without damaging their contents. That is pretty cool.

HeadWar · 2014-04-06T19:07:14.000Z

[quote=“Mrnocamera, post:2362, topic:47”]I just noticed that every MRE type apart from hotdogs has “Meal Ready to Eat”.

Hotdogs has “Meal Rejected by the Enemy”.[/quote]

Every MRE type should have it’s own interpretation. There are plenty to go around…

Meal Rejected by Everyone
Meal, Rarely Edible
Meal Rejected by the Enemy
Morsels, Regurgitated, Eviscerated
Mentally Retarded Edibles
Meal Ready to Expel
Meal, Ready to Excrete
Materials Resembling Edibles
Morale Reducing Elements
Three Lies for the Price of One: it’s not a Meal, it’s not Ready, and you can’t Eat it
Meal Requiring Enemas
Meal Refusing to Exit
Meal Refusing to Excrete
Massive Rectal Expulsions

Blackopsman9999 · 2014-04-06T19:26:00.000Z

Meal rectally entitled?

Lossmar · 2014-04-07T10:41:07.000Z

[quote=“HeadWar, post:2366, topic:47”][quote=“Mrnocamera, post:2362, topic:47”]I just noticed that every MRE type apart from hotdogs has “Meal Ready to Eat”.

Hotdogs has “Meal Rejected by the Enemy”.[/quote]

Every MRE type should have it’s own interpretation. There are plenty to go around…

Meal Rejected by Everyone
Meal, Rarely Edible
Meal Rejected by the Enemy
Morsels, Regurgitated, Eviscerated
Mentally Retarded Edibles
Meal Ready to Expel
Meal, Ready to Excrete
Materials Resembling Edibles
Morale Reducing Elements
Three Lies for the Price of One: it’s not a Meal, it’s not Ready, and you can’t Eat it
Meal Requiring Enemas
Meal Refusing to Exit
Meal Refusing to Excrete
Massive Rectal Expulsions[/quote]

Meal Refused by Ethiopians is the one version i heard.

Dec · 2014-04-07T20:39:07.000Z

HAHAHA! MASTER PLAN COMPLETE!
After countless batteries wasted in a hotplate, an insane amount of bleach and ammonia, and all the fungaloids that i could butcher, i have a steel jerrycan of mutagen.

Dec · 2014-04-07T20:55:44.000Z

AAAAANNNNNDDDDD thought i was invincible, murdered by a mi-go/gracken combo.

Blackopsman9999 · 2014-04-07T23:00:34.000Z

Them damn mi-gos…

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-04-08T01:57:59.000Z

Poor Forrest. I don’t like having mutations IMO.

Slax · 2014-04-08T07:09:30.000Z

May wanna look up what IMO stands for there, chief.

chevil · 2014-04-08T09:29:16.000Z

I just lost two survivors to moose!
First was a quick centipede style fighter with whom I cleared a office tower and I was hauling gallon jugs to the shelter when a moose just impales my already wounded chest in the middle of a field and kills me. Dodge 2, unarmed 4 isn’t much but still.
The second was a archer and during the first night I run into a moose in the middle of a forest.
And they both had animal empathy! Fuck moose.

Sep · 2014-04-08T12:05:19.000Z

playing citysize 2 and zombies 2, i call that ‘growing up in the sticks’ i’m used to places with just 2 or 3 houses and books only found in the odd mansion or two. imagine my surprise find a decent size city with 10ish houses, 2 hw stores and a bar.

after 18 months and many miles traveled, at long last, i find a pasta-maker in the first house i break into! never managed to make one from sheet metal wood and and cordless drills now i just need some decent wine and its going to be a great night.

…resumes his quest for yeast…

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-04-08T12:37:36.000Z

Slax:

May wanna look up what IMO stands for there, chief.

I don’t like having mutations in my opinion?

Sep · 2014-04-08T13:18:30.000Z

FunsizeNinja123:

I don’t like having mutations in my opinion?

i marvel when my opinions mutate.

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-04-08T13:19:01.000Z

I know righhhtt…?

Dec · 2014-04-09T04:19:17.000Z

If I had obtained a better weapon, it would have been fine. I only had a knife spear and leather clothes, as most of this character’s time was spent ingredient-hunting.

John_Candlebury · 2014-04-09T12:23:55.000Z

Lost one of my mages from radiation poisoning inside a sarcophagus basement. Turns out I grabbed but did put on my hazmat suit. So I died of radiation poisoning with a hazmat suit in my inventory. YEAH!

#IDIOT