What are you not telling me, Cataclysm?

Malkeus · July 18, 2019, 5:45am

stebbiness · July 18, 2019, 5:54am

Good joke but coitus isn’t implemented yet. Maybe not ever unless someone really wants to.

I won’t mind some morale increasing action between my character and her male friend though.

Malkeus · July 18, 2019, 5:58am

I knew it, I’ve been playing ken dolls this whole time. Joking aside, there are a lot of possibilities for wearing a condom aside from it’s intended use. They could make super fragile water proof socks and gloves or be worn over the face so you can anonymously (lol) rob another faction.

Necrosian · July 18, 2019, 6:20am

Imagine getting robbed by this guy.

Malkeus · July 18, 2019, 7:44am

Lol, poor mans gas mask. Bonus points if you slide straws under the edges for your buddies to exhale into. Only true stoners need apply.

anothersimulacrum · July 18, 2019, 3:15pm

github.com

CleverRaven/Cataclysm-DDA/blob/7fa6897a521bc71e980fea0cbe0f35a1b6ec517d/data/json/npcs/refugee_center/surface_refugees/NPC_Alonso_Lautrec.json#L21


  "chat": "TALK_REFUGEE_Alonso_1",
  "mission_offered": "MISSION_REFUGEE_Alonso_1",
  "faction": "free_merchants"
},
{
  "type": "npc_class",
  "id": "NC_REFUGEE_Alonso",
  "name": "Refugee",
  "job_description": "I'm just trying to survive.",
  "common": false,
  "//": "Alonso wants to be the town bicycle, but isn't getting as much interest as he'd hoped.  He'll trade a morale bonus for condoms.",
  "bonus_str": { "rng": [ -2, 1 ] },
  "bonus_dex": { "rng": [ -2, 4 ] },
  "bonus_int": { "rng": [ -2, 2 ] },
  "bonus_per": { "rng": [ -2, 2 ] },
  "worn_override": "REFUGEE_Alonso_worn",
  "carry_override": "REFUGEE_Alonso_carried",
  "weapon_override": "REFUGEE_Alonso_wield",
  "traits": [ { "trait": "PRETTY" }, { "group": "Appearance_demographics" } ],
  "skills": [
    { "skill": "ALL", "level": { "mul": [ { "one_in": 3 }, { "sum": [ { "dice": [ 2, 2 ] }, { "rng": [ 0, -5 ] } ] } ] } },

Malkeus · July 18, 2019, 3:28pm

Pornmag, vibrator, condoms…cudgel? I think Alonso is getting desperate.

Sediment · July 19, 2019, 2:27am

Poor Alonso, you bet he’s desperate! If the porno mag & vibrator fail, he doesn’t have cheap wine amd rufies to fall back on. That’s where the cudgel comes into play.

Ooh! That could be a new starting character! I know there’s a lost submissive, but we could have a degenerate. What is it? Psychopath that has no guilt? Addiction resistant & pain tolerance. Above average speaking/bartering. Maybe a point of tailoring for making “cheeky” outfits?

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