We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

RAM · 2015-04-05T06:21:47.000Z

Well it only exists if you are on the same zed-level, So you are in a different lab, confronting a different finale, and you hear grinding noises from the direction of the other labs, all of them…

vultures · 2015-04-05T14:08:14.000Z

All-Zombies-Are-Assholes MOD.

Litppunk · 2015-04-05T14:13:21.000Z

vultures:

All-Zombies-Are-Assholes MOD.

So you can expect them them to T-bag you every time they kill you?

RAM · 2015-04-05T14:29:18.000Z

Maybe they follow carrots…

Litppunk · 2015-04-05T15:56:38.000Z

…what?

RAM · 2015-04-06T00:11:53.000Z

Well the theory goes that if you place a carrot in front of an ass that it will direct its hole towards the carrot. At least, that is according to all of the many depictions I have seen…

There should be political rally and lobby-group corpse spawns.

Random_dragon · 2015-04-06T00:55:11.000Z

…and you’re on HOW much LSD?

Valpo · 2015-04-06T00:57:34.000Z

The player needs to undergo strange moods.

ArgusTheCat · 2015-04-06T03:48:17.000Z

Okay, I have had my share of ideas posted here. Usually I do big writeups, but this is one that just popped into my head, and belongs here. With the other awful ideas.

Since there is now paint, we should be able to paint vehicle parts.

Vehicles with a majority of the parts painted red need to have a significantly higher max speed. I’m thinking 50% or so above their less-red counterparts.

That seems reasonable to me.

Valpo · 2015-04-06T03:51:04.000Z

This is not a bad idea.

Rivet · 2015-04-06T04:11:48.000Z

ArgusTheCat:

Vehicles with a majority of the parts painted red need to have a significantly higher max speed.

And draw zombie cops like flies to honey.

Coolthulhu · 2015-04-06T05:48:03.000Z

ArgusTheCat:

Since there is now paint, we should be able to paint vehicle parts.

You can do it already, but only with blood.

Azrad · 2015-04-06T06:12:43.000Z

A new martial arts style: Hokuto Shinken. Attacks cause everything you kill to explode into a spray of red paste, leaving no items to grab, and character gets very loud when attacking. One “ATATATATATATATATA” sound per attack, leading more zombies to get splattered all over the place.

Urist_McKoga · 2015-04-06T12:27:24.000Z

If you drive to fast in the city, a trafic robot give a speed ticket. If you don’t pay, they call a persuasive tank drone in your position.

Valpo · 2015-04-06T13:06:26.000Z

Urist McKoga:

If you drive to fast in the city, a trafic robot give a speed ticket. If you don’t pay, they call a persuasive tank drone in your position.

So we get telespawnfragged by a tankdrone yay.

Random_dragon · 2015-04-06T15:32:03.000Z

Police bots appearing for even more Fun, like jaywalking.

To make the idea a little less derp, presumably have them harass the zombies as well. Like going after revived zombies for indecent exposure. o3o

blazing_glory · 2015-04-07T03:49:06.000Z

For every attack, there’s a chance that a zombie scientist will instead jab you with a serum.

Like so “The zombie scientist pulls a syringe from his coat and stabs you!”

Probably should use the default mutagen type.

Given that mutating makes you buckle over in pain, it should make scientists much more FUN!

Also make it so survivor zombies can throw a Molotov cocktail at you and will do so if you remain out of range for too long, so we can have !!FUN!!

Coolthulhu · 2015-04-07T04:51:05.000Z

[quote=“blazing glory, post:1797, topic:3101”]For every attack, there’s a chance that a zombie scientist will instead jab you with a serum.

Like so “The zombie scientist pulls a syringe from his coat and stabs you!”

Probably should use the default mutagen type.[/quote]

Actually science zeds can mutate you, it’s just that it’s a rare melee range attack that has 5 in 6 chance of causing very minor amount of radiation instead of mutation and that can be dodged.

ArgusTheCat · 2015-04-07T05:11:01.000Z

Urist McKoga:

If you drive to fast in the city, a trafic robot give a speed ticket. If you don’t pay, they call a persuasive tank drone in your position.

Speed limit enforced by attack helicopter.

blazing_glory · 2015-04-07T05:15:44.000Z

[quote=“Coolthulhu, post:1798, topic:3101”][quote=“blazing glory, post:1797, topic:3101”]For every attack, there’s a chance that a zombie scientist will instead jab you with a serum.

Like so “The zombie scientist pulls a syringe from his coat and stabs you!”

Probably should use the default mutagen type.[/quote]

Actually science zeds can mutate you, it’s just that it’s a rare melee range attack that has 5 in 6 chance of causing very minor amount of radiation instead of mutation and that can be dodged.[/quote]
Radiation? Psh…you’d need a fair deal of it to mutate.

As such it’s not much a mutate attack.