We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

EditorRUS · 2015-03-23T07:31:40.000Z

Random red mushrooms that, when consumed, double your character's speed, strength, and dexterity. This effect lasts until you take damage.

When you eat red mushrooms, every single red mushroom around you in transformed into "red flower" which gives you an ability to get quasi-NX 17 charge rifle with permanent 6 charge, which is not consumed when you fire it. Upon taking damage you return to normal and lose the rifle, also your damage is zeroed.

Zero · 2015-03-23T13:17:28.000Z

Re: Dogs and cats eating poison - only some dogs are allergic to chocolate. The problem is that it’s hard to test without killing and you can’t ask them if their tummy feels bad after they eat a little bit, so it’s easier to just make it totally forbidden.

EditorRUS · 2015-03-23T13:41:48.000Z

Re: Dogs and cats eating poison - only some dogs are allergic to chocolate. The problem is that it's hard to test without killing and you can't ask them if their tummy feels bad after they eat a little bit, so it's easier to just make it totally forbidden.

Make them eat chocolate and if they are dying after that just keep doing CPR (don't forget to set "Help" intent, you don't want to kill your dog/cat and get banned for griefing) for a while and give them anti-toxin, and they will be like new.

Schilcote · 2015-03-23T15:15:14.000Z

[quote=“EditorRUS, post:1723, topic:3101”]

Re: Dogs and cats eating poison - only some dogs are allergic to chocolate. The problem is that it’s hard to test without killing and you can’t ask them if their tummy feels bad after they eat a little bit, so it’s easier to just make it totally forbidden.

Make them eat chocolate and if they are dying after that just keep doing CPR (don’t forget to set “Help” intent, you don’t want to kill your dog/cat and get banned for griefing) for a while and give them anti-toxin, and they will be like new.[/quote]

That sounds like too much work. Just pump 'em full of Tricordrazine and call it a day.

Random_dragon · 2015-03-23T16:32:53.000Z

[quote=“EditorRUS, post:1723, topic:3101”]

Re: Dogs and cats eating poison - only some dogs are allergic to chocolate. The problem is that it’s hard to test without killing and you can’t ask them if their tummy feels bad after they eat a little bit, so it’s easier to just make it totally forbidden.

Make them eat chocolate and if they are dying after that just keep doing CPR (don’t forget to set “Help” intent, you don’t want to kill your dog/cat and get banned for griefing) for a while and give them anti-toxin, and they will be like new.[/quote]

Just don’t try to use your toolbox on them. o3o

EditorRUS · 2015-03-23T18:43:21.000Z

That sounds like too much work. Just pump 'em full of Tricordrazine and call it a day.

Nah, Tricordrazine heals 1 tox. damage with 60% chance every 3 seconds (FUCKING NERFS EVERYWHERE), whereas chocolate poisoning will give you at least 2 tox. damage every 3 seconds, so tricordrazine alone will just make it slower.

John_Candlebury · 2015-03-23T23:45:24.000Z

An artifact sword that constantly damages you when wielded but slightly heals you with every hit. A high enough combo makes the sword catch fire and unlocks moves like throwing sword-beams and somersault smashes.

Valpo · 2015-03-23T23:46:53.000Z

Your doinh the bad ideas wrong

Random_dragon · 2015-03-24T03:41:46.000Z

Kobolds. They will be adorable, steal all your stuff, and die horribly trying to fight zombies.

EditorRUS · 2015-03-24T08:39:52.000Z

Little chance that any enemy powered by plutonium cells (manhacks, eyebots, tank bots, turrets) will explode as a mininuke upon destruction.

Azrad · 2015-03-24T08:55:34.000Z

Crates of death. Pry open one crate… oops, it’s booby trapped, and you eat a bomb to the face. Another crate somehow has a zombie hulk just waiting inside to splatter your insides into the wall.

Eric · 2015-03-24T17:36:35.000Z

After killing ten zombies you can call in a UAV

RAM · 2015-03-24T22:52:03.000Z

If you have enough zombie photographs in a camera, you should be able to craft a playboy magazine.

Schilcote · 2015-03-24T23:14:15.000Z

RAM:

If you have enough zombie photographs in a camera, you should be able to craft a playboy magazine.

Zombie nudes… I’m just gonna hold on to it. For science.

Catfoodbob · 2015-03-25T00:55:36.000Z

Leather Polish- a consumable item with 25 uses that waterproofs further leather clothes and makes them look fancy

Valpo · 2015-03-25T14:26:11.000Z

Your still confusing 2 threats catfood.

Azrad · 2015-03-25T14:49:59.000Z

Zombie versions of the mutation thresholds. Now instead of just zombie hulks and shocker brutes to ruin your day, you also get alpha zombies or medical zombies and more to ruin it some more!

Litppunk · 2015-03-25T14:51:36.000Z

will go nicely with the updates they are likely working on to make NPC’s better. Now zombie survivors will have all kinds of mutations going on.

Vorchar · 2015-03-26T15:56:58.000Z

Suit instead of saying fits, should state suits

RAM · 2015-03-26T20:18:10.000Z

Playboy magazines should attract N.P.C.s. You could leave them on top of bear traps…

Also, there should be bottles of clean water lying out in the open, surrounded by minefields, with hostile N.P.C.s hiding in the bushes with rifles L.A.W.s…