We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

And it loops around the world. So you want to get out of the way eventually.

So we can follow the international saga Cataclysm: Quad Laser?

…jumping is useless!

Raisin cookies!

And make them toxic to characters who’ve passed the feline mutation threshold.

Dwarves, lots of angry dwarves constantly digging through the world, occasionally unleashing abyssal horrors from unknown depths. Sometimes you fall through into one of their tunnels and are instantly mobbed by hundreds of dwarves wielding battle bread.

volcanos that can erupt anywhere at any time, for no reason. Its the apocalypse, sometimes valuable labs and towns just get eaten by molten lava, or your fancy mobile base that you spent forever building. Just learn to run from lava.

[quote=“SeigeLion, post:1705, topic:3101”]Dwarves, lots of angry dwarves constantly digging through the world, occasionally unleashing abyssal horrors from unknown depths. Sometimes you fall through into one of their tunnels and are instantly mobbed by hundreds of dwarves wielding battle bread.[/quote]s

And in random spots in the world you can find Dwarf Fortresses, full of dwarves, cool weapons, and alchohol.

-Adding on to raisins, chocolate should kill post-threshold Lupine mutants

Can t wait to get obliterated by a drawbridged lowered on top of my head.

Make sure your survivor’s name is “Adam”

So you can be Adam smashed :wink:

Make failures involving sewing potentially include damaging the sewing tool and/or hurting yourself. o3o

Raisin corpses!

They are just lying there, on the ground, in piles. And you never know if the pile is quite big enough, and fused together enough, to reach critical mass. Maybe it is infected, maybe it isn’t, but you can only tell for sure by the taste…

Which will ALSO be toxic to characters with the feline mutation threshold? owo

I’ve had pets who loved raisins, and never suffered a single ill effect from eating them.

It’s funny; every few years they tell us something else is supposedly toxic to our furry friends, yet I’ve never known a single person whose dog has even gotten a tummyache from eating chocolate.

My cat looooooved to eat garlic and onions, and those are supposedly toxic to cats. They never caused him any problems. Same with raisins, which he couldn’t seem to get enough of.

I had a little (like about thirteen pounds) terrier that would do tricks for raisins. I remember one time she got into a box of them that was left unattended and ate the better part of a pound of them, but never got sick.

I think most of the stuff about different foods being toxic to pets is cause somebody’s pet was allergic to the stuff and got sick or died from it, so it spread as a rumor until it became ‘common knowledge’ that it works that way for all pets.

To expand on this:

If you have a critical failure while sewing, whatever you were trying to make becomes attached to your body, and must be removed in a similar fashion to malfunctioning bionics.

This made me laugh. Like real-deal laughing out loud.

[quote=“Rivet, post:1713, topic:3101”]I’ve had pets who loved raisins, and never suffered a single ill effect from eating them.

It’s funny; every few years they tell us something else is supposedly toxic to our furry friends, yet I’ve never known a single person whose dog has even gotten a tummyache from eating chocolate.

My cat looooooved to eat garlic and onions, and those are supposedly toxic to cats. They never caused him any problems. Same with raisins, which he couldn’t seem to get enough of.

I had a little (like about thirteen pounds) terrier that would do tricks for raisins. I remember one time she got into a box of them that was left unattended and ate the better part of a pound of them, but never got sick.

I think most of the stuff about different foods being toxic to pets is cause somebody’s pet was allergic to the stuff and got sick or died from it, so it spread as a rumor until it became ‘common knowledge’ that it works that way for all pets.[/quote]

Granted, not sure what the LD50 of those items are. Weird. owo

And yes, you should be able to derp up and sew an item to yourself. Maybe be especially pone to it if you’re wearing it.

If you have a critical failure while sewing, whatever you were trying to make becomes attached to your body, and must be removed in a similar fashion to malfunctioning bionics.
That should never occur to character which are able to feel pain. I really don't think you'd be able to sew something onto your body without noticing it. But if a character is under effect of painkillers (which will make him not noticing his pain upon sewing a thing) or experiencing some extreme pain at the moment (which will make the character not feel this exact pain when doing you-know-what) then it may happen.

please notice this is the horrible ideas thread

sewing clothes to yourself is a 10/10 from IGN here

All good ideas should be posted in the bad ideas thread . Then we rename it every idea thread so no one gets it wrong.

Random red mushrooms that, when consumed, double your character’s speed, strength, and dexterity. This effect lasts until you take damage.