We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

bugsniper · 2015-01-23T10:32:11.000Z

Catfoodbob:

Nightmare Realm Breach- As they attempt to reach through for science, they have breached some holes into the nightmare realm. Beware. you will probably die

That’s actually a terrific idea. Add in a nightmare branch loaded with valuable objects and zombie hulks and shoggoths. The goal is to scavange something with a net on a pole and then quickly drive away. A strong garbage truck will come in handy.

ramesesniblet · 2015-01-23T11:47:42.000Z

When you take cutting damage a chunk of your own flesh should land beside you. I just want auto-cannibalism.

iceball3 · 2015-01-23T16:14:50.000Z

Survive autoimmune diseases by consuming your own flesh, or infecting NPCs or cloning yourself and eating the result.

Slax · 2015-01-24T23:38:30.000Z

All-guns-in-one. OMNIGUN.

Martian engineering. Ain’t it grand?

Pthalocy · 2015-01-25T07:32:38.000Z

I like that you included a fuckin’ diagram HAHAHA XD

Logrin · 2015-01-25T10:13:37.000Z

Replace Mi-go’s with Collin Mockery and their speech with quotes from who’s line is it anyway…

Alasnuyo · 2015-01-25T20:32:27.000Z

Dissector hallways in labs.

Tineen · 2015-01-25T21:01:17.000Z

Zombies get limit breaks.

Slax · 2015-01-25T21:48:23.000Z

Pthalocy:

I like that you included a fuckin’ diagram HAHAHA XD

"Strap it to your big stupid arm, ya big stupid."
Marketing for big brawny men. The diagram’s for the biggest of the big. Muscles > Learning to read.

Catfoodbob · 2015-01-25T22:23:13.000Z

Rail Mail- chains welded onto rails to make a mail that covers the torso area

Rhodri · 2015-01-26T01:53:24.000Z

Diamond butter knife.

Perigrin · 2015-01-26T01:58:24.000Z

Spanish rice
when eaten, you gain one of the following mutations

Accent:spainish
Dueling scars
sombrero for hair
irremovable mustache

RAM · 2015-01-26T02:37:15.000Z

New trait: Fallout: Undergarb.
All zeds are wearing extensive and pristine underwear even if it was quite visibly not present when they were wearing anything over it.

Dudeikon · 2015-01-26T03:04:28.000Z

[quote=“Slax, post:1111, topic:3101”]I’ll just leave this right here.

I’m not sure whether that man is brutally stupid or psychotically suicidal. However, I am confident that his favorite past time after stuffing AK’s full of twinkies is huffing spray paint in his methlab while watching Jack Ass.

RAM · 2015-01-26T03:06:59.000Z

If you are approaching theline freshold you can get a dream about Freddy Cougar. You should stop sleeping immediately and take purifier because if you get the same dream a second time then you die.

KA101 · 2015-01-26T03:11:38.000Z

RAM:

If you are approaching theline freshold you can get a dream about Freddy Cougar. You should stop sleeping immediately and take purifier because if you get the same dream a second time then you die.

If you cross the threshold first you get the dream where you pounce, kill, and eat him. rawr!

kevin.granade · 2015-01-26T05:00:35.000Z

Perigrin:

Spanish bigoted “joke”

Chill it dude, ethnic jokes are no bueno, si?

Closet_Pankin · 2015-01-26T06:19:12.000Z

Kevin Granade:

[quote=“Perigrin, post:1132, topic:3101”]Spanish bigoted “joke”

Chill it dude, ethnic jokes are no bueno, si?[/quote]

That’s how jokes work, though. They’re not funny if they’re not offensive on some level. I don’t think he meant anything bad by it, it’s making fun of a ridiculous stereotype. Hell, it sounds like something straight out of my friend Kenny whose parents are Mexican immigrants.

AllisonW · 2015-01-26T06:22:32.000Z

Closet Pankin:

That’s how jokes work, though. They’re not funny if they’re not offensive on some level.

Actually, research into the nature of humour has found that one of the important conditions for something to be “funny” is that the person perceiving it has to find it somehow harmless, so sort of the opposite. (Another key component, which you may have been mistaking for “offensive on some level,” was a twist on or upset of expectations, i.e., the punch line.)

Closet_Pankin · 2015-01-26T06:27:20.000Z

AllisonW:

[quote=“Closet Pankin, post:1138, topic:3101”]That’s how jokes work, though. They’re not funny if they’re not offensive on some level.

Actually, research into the nature of humour has found that one of the important conditions for something to be “funny” is that the person perceiving it has to find it somehow harmless, so sort of the opposite. (Another key component, which you may have been mistaking for “offensive on some level,” was a twist on or upset of expectations, i.e., the punch line.)[/quote]

Humor works in an overlap between offensive and harmless. A totally ridiculous joke like “What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!” aren’t funny because it’s not offensive on any level. “Why was Hitler okay? Because Jews are evil!” Isn’t funny because it’s just… nothing but offensive and pretty fucking antisemitic. There is an overlap, though, that differs for pretty much everyone.

I also think it’s ridiculous when people get offended on other peoples’ behalf. This happens to me waaay too often, but that’s neither here nor there.