That’s actually a terrific idea. Add in a nightmare branch loaded with valuable objects and zombie hulks and shoggoths. The goal is to scavange something with a net on a pole and then quickly drive away. A strong garbage truck will come in handy.
When you take cutting damage a chunk of your own flesh should land beside you. I just want auto-cannibalism.
Survive autoimmune diseases by consuming your own flesh, or infecting NPCs or cloning yourself and eating the result.
All-guns-in-one. OMNIGUN.
Martian engineering. Ain’t it grand?
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I like that you included a fuckin’ diagram HAHAHA XD
Replace Mi-go’s with Collin Mockery and their speech with quotes from who’s line is it anyway…
Dissector hallways in labs.
Zombies get limit breaks.
“Strap it to your big stupid arm, ya big stupid.”
Marketing for big brawny men. The diagram’s for the biggest of the big. Muscles > Learning to read.
Rail Mail- chains welded onto rails to make a mail that covers the torso area
Diamond butter knife.
Spanish rice
when eaten, you gain one of the following mutations
Accent:spainish
Dueling scars
sombrero for hair
irremovable mustache
New trait: Fallout: Undergarb.
All zeds are wearing extensive and pristine underwear even if it was quite visibly not present when they were wearing anything over it.
[quote=“Slax, post:1111, topic:3101”]I’ll just leave this right here.
I’m not sure whether that man is brutally stupid or psychotically suicidal. However, I am confident that his favorite past time after stuffing AK’s full of twinkies is huffing spray paint in his methlab while watching Jack Ass.
If you are approaching theline freshold you can get a dream about Freddy Cougar. You should stop sleeping immediately and take purifier because if you get the same dream a second time then you die.
If you cross the threshold first you get the dream where you pounce, kill, and eat him. rawr!
Chill it dude, ethnic jokes are no bueno, si?
Chill it dude, ethnic jokes are no bueno, si?[/quote]
That’s how jokes work, though. They’re not funny if they’re not offensive on some level. I don’t think he meant anything bad by it, it’s making fun of a ridiculous stereotype. Hell, it sounds like something straight out of my friend Kenny whose parents are Mexican immigrants.
Actually, research into the nature of humour has found that one of the important conditions for something to be “funny” is that the person perceiving it has to find it somehow harmless, so sort of the opposite. (Another key component, which you may have been mistaking for “offensive on some level,” was a twist on or upset of expectations, i.e., the punch line.)
Actually, research into the nature of humour has found that one of the important conditions for something to be “funny” is that the person perceiving it has to find it somehow harmless, so sort of the opposite. (Another key component, which you may have been mistaking for “offensive on some level,” was a twist on or upset of expectations, i.e., the punch line.)[/quote]
Humor works in an overlap between offensive and harmless. A totally ridiculous joke like “What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!” aren’t funny because it’s not offensive on any level. “Why was Hitler okay? Because Jews are evil!” Isn’t funny because it’s just… nothing but offensive and pretty fucking antisemitic. There is an overlap, though, that differs for pretty much everyone.
I also think it’s ridiculous when people get offended on other peoples’ behalf. This happens to me waaay too often, but that’s neither here nor there.