We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

iceball3 · 2015-01-12T21:55:33.000Z

[quote=“Rivet, post:939, topic:3101”]-talk about the fear factor-[/quote]The appearance does lend to many “dangerous weapons” jokes. To elaborate on something though, the silicone composition is what makes ot harmless… to the initiated. I’ll leave it at that.

Back on topic: Silicone fake-weapons, like the aluminum. Does even less melee damage and flops when you hit things with them.

AllisonW · 2015-01-12T22:12:29.000Z

iceball3:

Back on topic: Silicone fake-weapons, like the aluminum. Does even less melee damage and flops when you hit things with them.

Giant floppy dildobat please

KA101 · 2015-01-13T00:18:31.000Z

RadaRadaRada:

How long do we have, until KA censors the dragon dildo talk?

Only harm I see here is Rivet losing her appetite, and she seems to have handled that aspect.

(The soda-can comparison shot are humorous IMO, as they mean that these would be about 1-3 volume.)

Some reason I should censor it?

Jakers · 2015-01-13T00:24:56.000Z

Throwable Toilets

0.0000420% chance for an NPC called Jimmy Jingles to pop out and break dance which causes a fissure in space and time that crashes your game and permanently banishes your character to a domain of never ending emptiness with a single banana floating about. After breaking out of The Abyss with a banana, you get a trophy which says

CONGRATION YOU ARE WIN

And that is how you truely win CDDA

((My God I lost brain cells whilst writing that one.))

Catfoodbob · 2015-01-13T01:34:41.000Z

Widower- a rare black widow which is twice the size thrice the damage and 50% more action points… also rotting venom, whatever the widower hits arm, leg, head … will probably rot off from poison. they may refrain from biting you and instead applying a paralytic sting and wrap you thoroughly in webs… then bite you

Zombie Unsurvivor- like zombie survivors cept they didn’t survive. and they only go after people with survivor armor

Zombie Ninja- rare mob that leaps, is invisible, is silent, and has a katana+high accuracy “it dissapears if you take a picture of it” and they never gang up on you.

zombie honey badgers- nuff said

Zombie Animator- Makes inanimate objects come to life and fly towards you

Rivet · 2015-01-13T01:39:10.000Z

An undead Army Major with a wax head, carrying a mysterious talking wooden box and leading a small army of zombies.

iceball3 · 2015-01-13T01:45:49.000Z

KA101:

[quote=“RadaRadaRada, post:928, topic:3101”]How long do we have, until KA censors the dragon dildo talk?

Only harm I see here is Rivet losing her appetite, and she seems to have handled that aspect.

(The soda-can comparison shot are humorous IMO, as they mean that these would be about 1-3 volume.)

Some reason I should censor it?[/quote]I like your cut of the jib, there.

That said, i feel the Crackers XL has roughly 3-6 volume. That thing is ridiculous i swears.

Baaaack on topic, Grenade launchers being retrofitted to fire giant pills. For administering a good dose of pink pills at range.

Flashlight_Hoarder · 2015-01-13T01:54:33.000Z

iceball3:

[quote=“KA101, post:943, topic:3101”][quote=“RadaRadaRada, post:928, topic:3101”]How long do we have, until KA censors the dragon dildo talk?

Only harm I see here is Rivet losing her appetite, and she seems to have handled that aspect.

(The soda-can comparison shot are humorous IMO, as they mean that these would be about 1-3 volume.)

Some reason I should censor it?[/quote]I like your cut of the jib, there.

That said, i feel the Crackers XL has roughly 3-6 volume. That thing is ridiculous i swears.

Baaaack on topic, Grenade launchers being retrofitted to fire giant pills. For administering a good dose of pink pills at range.[/quote]

Pill Launchers should be a thing, Can you imagine how useful they’ll be once factions are implemented?

iceball3 · 2015-01-13T01:57:45.000Z

And, realistically, plinking off of their head/filter mask/gas mask.

Another suggestion: 50% chance any sewage line is filled with aqua regia instead of water. Comes with appropriate acid based critters.

AllisonW · 2015-01-13T01:58:49.000Z

[quote=“iceball3, post:949, topic:3101”]And, realistically, plinking off of their head/filter mask/gas mask.

Another suggestion: 50% chance any sewage line is filled with aqua regia instead of water. Comes with appropriate acid based critters.[/quote]

Building on this suggestion: the other 50% of the time, it’s filled with aqua vitae instead of water. Enjoy!

KA101 · 2015-01-13T02:16:42.000Z

Dildos are fine, if (for whatever reason) controversial/repulsive/attractive/meh to various members of the forum. Forcibly drugging people, via the pill gun or otherwise, no, that’s not OK.

Just an FYI there.

system · 2015-01-13T02:49:07.000Z

[quote=“Catfoodbob”][quote=“KA101, post:951, topic:3101”]Dildos are fine, if (for whatever reason) controversial/repulsive/attractive/meh to various members of the forum. Forcibly drugging people, via the pill gun or otherwise, no, that’s not OK.

Just an FYI there.[/quote]

The ability to forcefully equip bondage suits onto npcs after you knock them out and tie them to a table.[/quote]
Going to just put it out there that this would most likely a no.

Rivet · 2015-01-13T03:11:23.000Z

Catfoodbob:

The ability to forcefully equip bondage suits onto npcs after you knock them out and tie them to a table.

Somebody’s been watching Pulp Fiction.

KA101 · 2015-01-13T03:42:49.000Z

Be that as it may–restraint has its place, prisoner-taking and all–the bondage suit put that one over the line. Forcible + sexuality = nope.

Nickal · 2015-01-13T04:02:57.000Z

KA101:

Be that as it may–restraint has its place, prisoner-taking and all–the bondage suit put that one over the line. Forcible + sexuality = nope.

Sexuality = nope
Forcible = perhaps(depending on idea)[I mean after all isn’t murdering them forcible.]

RAM · 2015-01-13T04:10:42.000Z

Hulks that carry long sharp things. Metal doors, car doors, zweihanders, windows, shelves, whatever. Instead of knockking you halfway across town, they just automatically remove a limb. Clothing that covers both the limb and the torso obviously takes massive damage. And C.B.M. prosthetics to replace missing limbs. And nonC.B.M. prosthetics for pirates.

iceball3 · 2015-01-13T04:21:26.000Z

[quote=“KA101, post:951, topic:3101”]Dildos are fine, if (for whatever reason) controversial/repulsive/attractive/meh to various members of the forum. Forcibly drugging people, via the pill gun or otherwise, no, that’s not OK.

Just an FYI there.[/quote]Does that mean the tear gas is not okay? Or curare poisoned darts?

Another bad suggestion: Grenade launcher canisters that disperse honey all over the place. Use flamethrower to carmelize small stuck targets for later consumption. Yum, candy spider.

KA101 · 2015-01-13T05:08:59.000Z

[quote=“iceball3, post:957, topic:3101”][quote=“KA101, post:951, topic:3101”]Dildos are fine, if (for whatever reason) controversial/repulsive/attractive/meh to various members of the forum. Forcibly drugging people, via the pill gun or otherwise, no, that’s not OK.

Just an FYI there.[/quote]Does that mean the tear gas is not okay? Or curare poisoned darts?

Another bad suggestion: Grenade launcher canisters that disperse honey all over the place. Use flamethrower to carmelize small stuck targets for later consumption. Yum, candy spider.[/quote]

Disabler has its place. Hallucinogens, etc start getting questionable.

And Nickal? Sexuality of itself need not be bad, forcing it on folks is the problem.

Logrin · 2015-01-13T05:39:48.000Z

Butt Mode - All instances of zombies and zanimals are replaced with butt themed variants

Rivet · 2015-01-13T05:42:15.000Z

Logrin:

Butt Mode - All instances of zombies and zanimals are replaced with butt themed variants

Also all professions.

Criminal-butt, cyber-butt, shower-butt, doctor-butt.

POLICE-BUTT