We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

iceball3 · 2015-01-13T05:45:54.000Z

Rivbutt’s newest firearm: Taurus, Raging Butt
Fires buttless ammunition

Pthalocy · 2015-01-13T08:17:05.000Z

Jakers:

[quote=“Rivet, post:939, topic:3101”]Who in the heck would want one of those things, and be brave enough to actually use one?

I know quite a few people. Not saying that for a joke either; I won’t give any names though.

Don’t think I’m in any way okay with those things however. They’re monstrosities.[/quote]

Heh, ditto to knowing people. Furries are probably happy when they can find a dildo that matches their associated animal, so I guess that’s nice. Like a little bit of the wilder you that you can hold. Or a very giant, terrifying, possibly weaponizable bit of you. I’m not entirely convinced my furry friend is not in fact more interested in destroying the world with a massive fox dong. Though she as much said, her plan is to build a potatogun that will launch the thing, because it is too dangerous to attempt using for anything else. Man, my irl friends are weirdos. XD

iceball3 · 2015-01-13T08:53:42.000Z

Has me imagining that you were the lab assistant/test subject who would help put this plan in motion. Safety goggles on, everyone!

Suggestion: be able to use pontoon bridges for fluid storage. Have them sink if you store too much.

Rivet · 2015-01-13T09:00:31.000Z

iceball3:

Suggestion: be able to use pontoon bridges for fluid storage. Have them sink if you store too much.

If you’re storing gasoline they shouldn’t ever sink, unless they spring a leak.

Pthalocy · 2015-01-13T09:20:01.000Z

[quote=“iceball3, post:963, topic:3101”]
Has me imagining that you were the lab assistant/test subject who would help put this plan in motion. Safety goggles on, everyone!

Suggestion: be able to use pontoon bridges for fluid storage. Have them sink if you store too much.[/quote]

Be aware my avatar does cycle through many different imgur links, though I assume it was in fact the safety goggles one. X) It was displaying the pic with my jabberwock toon, so my first thought was “GOGGLES IS NOT GOING TO STOP THAT”. Heehee.

Not gonna lie, I would totally build potatoguns if I had more space to launch them without hitting everything at the local dog park. Too close to home, people would find me.

Coolthulhu · 2015-01-13T10:16:35.000Z

Ability to mount “funny items” on a jackhammer to make a drilldo.

Chainsaw zombie

Electric chainsaw shocker zombie brute (OK, that one isn’t bad - it’s badass)

Drilldo worker zombie

Synthetic · 2015-01-13T11:03:07.000Z

Mount a boxing glove on it.
Make a mini jackhammer CBM.
Mount a boxing glove on it too.

Logrin · 2015-01-13T14:49:02.000Z

Rivbutt’s image made me nostalgic for PO’ed!

Jakers · 2015-01-13T16:25:24.000Z

Ability to rip the butt off other zombies and use it like a zombie pheremone; zombies can’t resist that zombie booty.

RAM · 2015-01-13T20:46:05.000Z

Now that we have marine vessels, we can have zombie pirates. The dojos should support zombie pirates. It should be possible to build a floating dojo for ninja pirate zombies. The prevalence of bionics should be enough for ninja pirate zombie cyborgs. given the blobs affection for wildlife, we can just go ahead and assume the presence of ninja pirate zombie cyborg bears. Lets not forget that some wildlife has been altered by the cataclysm, and these are in an aquatic environ, so giant ninja pirate zombie cyborg bear-squids. And the mutagen, as always, would play a role: gelatinous giant ninja pirte zombie cyborg bear-squids. And given the existence of alternate realities, there must be some that are similar enough to our own, to have the same taxonomy, but sufficiently different to be outright wrong: gelatinous otherworldly giant ninja pirate zombie cybernetic bear-squids…

Also, we really do need to be able to replace fusion plasma arms with rusty hooks…

Logrin · 2015-01-13T20:58:08.000Z

Installing enough bionics turns your blood white, like that android in ALIEN.

Nickal · 2015-01-13T22:54:28.000Z

Gelatinous otherworldly giant ninja pirate zombie cybernetic bear-squids.
^someone mod this.^

Jakers · 2015-01-13T22:56:13.000Z

[quote=“Nickal, post:972, topic:3101”]Gelatinous otherworldly giant ninja pirate zombie cybernetic bear-squids.
^someone mod this.^[/quote]

+1

[b]Jakers’ Offical Seal of Approval

system · 2015-01-13T23:38:37.000Z

This is a really bad idea.

NPCs can now drive cars.

Jakers · 2015-01-13T23:42:15.000Z

[quote=“trusty_patches, post:974, topic:3101”]This is a really bad idea.

NPCs can now drive cars.[/quote]

You go to sleep.

You wake up.

There is a military truck sticking out of your chest!"

[color=white]Ikhan Trive says: “Get out of my fucking way, fuckwad!”

TinHeadDays · 2015-01-14T01:41:19.000Z

This is a really bad idea.
NPCs can now drive cars.

You go to sleep.
You wake up.

There is a military truck sticking out of your chest!"

Ikhan Trive says: “Get out of my fucking way, fuckwad!”

Oh my god… It’s… It’s a good idea!
DATA EXPUNGED.
It’s the only way to be sure.

Catfoodbob · 2015-01-14T03:14:09.000Z

What happens when a npc runs you over with a wooden box

Nickal · 2015-01-14T03:19:59.000Z

If NPCs become able to drive, I feel that one night in my forest cabin I will be awoken to the sound of an NPC crashing his boat through my wall even though I’m over 90 miles away from any rivers, lakes, swamps, etc.

TinHeadDays · 2015-01-14T03:22:48.000Z

Yes.
Just Yes.

Catfoodbob · 2015-01-14T03:27:01.000Z

Or your 200 ton deathmobile gets knocked off a bridge by some hapless biker ramming into you