We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

iceball3 · 2014-12-09T22:29:35.000Z

Granades

Caconym · 2014-12-09T23:00:10.000Z

iceball3:

Granades

What about them? C’mon it’s the bad ideas thread we need more than one word. Granades are already a thing in game.

Valpo · 2014-12-09T23:06:12.000Z

The sharingan mutation! dodge everything. Counter everything and control hulks and nether creatures! Turns your chara into a whiny wreck though.
If you don t keep you moral over -200 (to which it naturaly converges) you ll commit suicide crying out in your last words how you don t have any family anymore.

Jakers · 2014-12-09T23:36:34.000Z

Take a chocolate bar from a fridge

Instantly die

CDDA LAW EDITION

iceball3 · 2014-12-10T12:34:02.000Z

[quote=“Valpo, post:523, topic:3101”]The sharingan mutation! dodge everything. Counter everything and control hulks and nether creatures! Turns your chara into a whiny wreck though.
If you don t keep you moral over -200 (to which it naturaly converges) you ll commit suicide crying out in your last words how you don t have any family anymore.[/quote]Take Fancy and Optimist and it’ll be rather survivable.

Idea: Harvest Ceramic Armor Plates from smashing toilets

Caconym · 2014-12-10T12:43:11.000Z

Use tools on yourself to a variety of bad effects that also hurts you badly.
Like set yourself on fire with a lighter.
Try welding your face to a car.
Stab yourself with a screwdriver.
And so on…

iceball3 · 2014-12-10T12:47:17.000Z

[quote=“Caconym, post:526, topic:3101”]Use tools on yourself to a variety of bad effects that also hurts you badly.
Like set yourself on fire with a lighter.
Try welding your face to a car.
Stab yourself with a screwdriver.
And so on…[/quote]You shove a crayon up your nose!
You die…

Caconym · 2014-12-10T12:57:50.000Z

[quote=“iceball3, post:527, topic:3101”][quote=“Caconym, post:526, topic:3101”]Use tools on yourself to a variety of bad effects that also hurts you badly.
Like set yourself on fire with a lighter.
Try welding your face to a car.
Stab yourself with a screwdriver.
And so on…[/quote]You shove a crayon up your nose!
You die…[/quote]
Nah, that would be -6 to INT.

vultures · 2014-12-10T21:55:33.000Z

A Torsion Ratchet that acts like a torsion spring, flipping you backwards every few steps.
Comes with “Soft Kitty” and “Barbie Girl” tunes. Because your butt cheeks glow red. :))

bubbadoo14 · 2014-12-11T01:31:30.000Z

Zombie Mutagen
You now naturally produce Zombie Pheromones but you are also slowly rotting to death, and healing items have no effect on you.
You also start to lose movement speed and all stats until you can barely move and if you didn’t already you have a strong craving for human flesh now.

iceball3 · 2014-12-11T02:35:38.000Z

Tank drones
Okuu’s nuclear rod. Allows you to creat massive “minuature suns” that burn through terrain as they slowly creep to their target.

Valpo · 2014-12-11T02:49:23.000Z

How would you possibly get a hand on her rod? >.>

bubbadoo14 · 2014-12-11T04:03:20.000Z

Valpo:

How would you possibly get a hand on her rod? >.>

Wow that is dirty.

EditorRUS · 2014-12-11T13:14:20.000Z

Okuu's nuclear rod. Allows you to creat massive "minuature suns" that burn through terrain as they slowly creep to their target.

Valpo · 2014-12-11T13:22:01.000Z

Lets all join the solar sect of mystic wisdom

Muaddib · 2014-12-11T13:26:52.000Z

Talking about nuclear fusion.

There should be a Nyarlatotepian cultist profession.

Because who gave mankind the nuclear bomb? Certainly wasn’t Oppenheimer.

IA IA IA TEKELI TEKELI!

TheFlame52 · 2014-12-11T14:05:26.000Z

[quote=“Muaddib, post:536, topic:3101”]Talking about nuclear fusion.

There should be a Nyarlatotepian cultist profession.

Because who gave mankind the nuclear bomb? Certainly wasn’t Oppenheimer.

IA IA IA TEKELI TEKELI![/quote]
Waitwaitwait up until now I thought the mi-gos yelling TEKELI TEKELI was in imitation of an alarm.

Muaddib · 2014-12-11T16:20:42.000Z

It’s actually a chant to ancient alien elder things that lurk just beyond the edge of spacetime in higher dimensions.

It’s Lovecraft baby!

Catfoodbob · 2014-12-11T16:58:16.000Z

Boomers and bloaters shooting out shards of bones on explosion

Valpo · 2014-12-11T16:59:54.000Z

Catfoodbob:

Boomers and bloaters shooting out shards of bones on explosion

I like it…
Meaning your oftopic.