I really don’t know if I should. Oh well, I guess it can’t hurt too much to go lower.
Traits:
Necrophilia: The cataclysm has been your dream come true when it comes to sexual satisfaction. Instead of smashing or butchering a corpse to stop it from reviving, you can perform sexual acts to it. The blob, offended by this behavior, will flee the corpse and attack you. As a result, the tainted flesh becomes normal human flesh instead. Mmm, tasty!
Mutations:
Hygroscopic: Your body’s outer skin layer has taken on the feel of silica gel. Whenever you are immersed in water, you regain hydration, and your hydration limit has risen. Watch out, as there is a limit. Should you become too hydrated, your body will burst like a water balloon.
Stat:
Coolness: You make the impossible possible. For every point in this stat, the probability of something cool happening goes up by 2.5%. Examples include enemies exploding into ludicrous gibs just by touching them with your bare hands, shooting bullets that hit when they miss (through bouncing off of cars, walls, shrubs, whatever), crafting two items for the price of one, dodging explosions at point blank and taking no damage in the process, explosions caused by you becoming 5 times their normal size and damage (which doesn’t hurt you either), and more. Starts at 8 and 0% of cool things happening, because average is not cool.
Place:
Cow farm: Automated cow farm that has continued in the absence of people. Cows have mutated, and cowbots have become hostile to humans. Beware milk. Moo.
Companion:
A Giant Rock you’ve named (foo): A big porous rock filled up with blob, this big guy is your best friend. Whenever you are threatened, he will roll over your enemies for you. He’s the best friend you could ever have. Yep. Just remember, when you’re sleeping, he’s watching you. Other friends you make might suffer strange squishing accidents, but this big guy will never abandon you. No sir.
