We make bad suggestions and come up with horrible ideas

Pthalocy · 2014-11-12T02:58:34.000Z

Mentos diet cola deathshuttle. Because of a content freeze the spaceworthy oxygen kit (oxygen tank and 300 duct tape) hasn’t made it in yet.

Rhodri · 2014-11-12T04:19:39.000Z

Dildos. They should be like vibrators, but don’t take up battery charge. There should be multiple sizes. The higher volume, the higher moral boost. Big enough volume dildos cause damage to the torso.

Slax · 2014-11-12T06:56:51.000Z

Rhodri:

Dildos. They should be like vibrators, but don’t take up battery charge. There should be multiple sizes. The higher volume, the higher moral boost. Big enough volume dildos cause damage to the torso.

Oh my God! (Yes.)

system · 2014-11-12T09:31:23.000Z

Inspired by the posts above:
First suggestion
Press M to masturbate.
Gives morsle boost that is amplified if

A playboy magazine is around
A char with cross dresser trait wears clothes of opposite sex
A (dead?) Npc of the opposite(or same?) Sex is around.
An animal is around

Also 2nd suggestion:
Homosexual trait, zoophile trait, necrophile trait.

tivasyk · 2014-11-12T09:39:28.000Z

Slax:

[quote=“Rhodri, post:222, topic:3101”]Dildos. They should be like vibrators, but don’t take up battery charge. There should be multiple sizes. The higher volume, the higher moral boost. Big enough volume dildos cause damage to the torso.

Oh my God! (Yes.)[/quote]
(imho) cdda tends to collect trash content at a speed vacuum cleaner =( what started as a post-apocaliptic rogue-like with an atmosphere of doom and despair… is heading quickly towards becoming an amorphous “dildo land” amusement park =/

p.s. oh yes, this is just a “never to be added goofy stuff” thread but… i think i’ve seen some of that goofy stuff in the game =)

KA101 · 2014-11-12T09:51:07.000Z

We’ve had flamewars over both carnal content and “trash” content before.

I’d as soon not rehash all that, thanks.

Slax · 2014-11-12T10:26:21.000Z

Mutant flamethrower cats.

They’re real cute, they go meow and then MRREEEOOOOOOOUUUUUFFFFFFF goes the kitty.
Firebreathing kittens. What could possibly go wrong?

tivasyk:

[quote=“Slax, post:223, topic:3101”][quote=“Rhodri, post:222, topic:3101”]Dildos. They should be like vibrators, but don’t take up battery charge. There should be multiple sizes. The higher volume, the higher moral boost. Big enough volume dildos cause damage to the torso.

Oh my God! (Yes.)[/quote]
(imho) cdda tends to collect trash content at a speed vacuum cleaner =( what started as a post-apocaliptic rogue-like with an atmosphere of doom and despair… is heading quickly towards becoming an amorphous “dildo land” amusement park =/

p.s. oh yes, this is just a “never to be added goofy stuff” thread but… i think i’ve seen some of that goofy stuff in the game =)[/quote]
It was just a joke. You know, the not-so-serious part of the thread.

system · 2014-11-12T17:26:18.000Z

When factions become a thing:
Fungus faction. Join by acquiring several fungal mutations and make your way to a fungal bloom.
goal is to cover the whole map in fungi. Also morale penalty for eating mushrooms, may result in ban from faction.

Same with triffids. Goal is to turn the whole map into Forest tiles.
Morale penalty for eating veggies/fruits or similar. May result in ban from faction.

Robot faction: in order to join install so many cbms that a given npc thinks you’re a robot. Goal is to exterminate all biological life. Disassembling a toaster will get you banned from the faction.

system · 2014-11-12T18:42:38.000Z

You know what we need?
Baseball perks.

Pitcher - baseball balls(baseballs?) are now causing more damage to your enemies and have a chance to knock them down. With high throwing skill you can make balls curve slightly so they can track moving enemies.
Beanballer - improvement to Pitcher. The damage is tremendous and knockdown is guaranteed, but there is a small chance of doctor NPC popping up from nowhere and taking your blood for drug analysis. And if you did drugs in 2 weeks you’ll get BOTH perks removed.
Batter - you now have a chance to deflect any projectile by hitting it with a bat. Easy as it is.
H. S. - sidegrade of sorts. You can deflect anything to the distance of 50 tiles, guaranteed, 100%, but only if you have a heavy stick with carving on it as a weapon. Also a HUGE intelligence debuff and you’re now quite fat which means you are now slower. Blocks out other two.
Slugger - deflection chance is 100% now and you can use any striking weapon as a bat, but there is a very small chance of this weapon breaking. Or exploding in your face with shower of splinters. Blocks out H.S.
Homerunner - if the deflected object travels beyond 20 tiles you gain a huge speed bonus. Also causes doctor to spawn sometimes akin to "Beanballer"
Judge - …really? Why? Why would you like to be a judge? Ugh, okay, let me think, well, perception and intelligence buffs? And probably an ability to squat for long times so you are now less visible. I guess. Hell, man, why-
Agh, whatever.
Mascot - you now can ignore up to 10 encumbrance! Nice. Downsides? Aggro range is tripled.

Slax · 2014-11-12T19:12:11.000Z

BaseBRAWLER

system · 2014-11-12T19:17:01.000Z

Slax:

BaseBRAWLER

Sounds a lot like Randy Marsh

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Slax · 2014-11-12T19:32:45.000Z

Mmmm, miraculous boxing comeback. Gotta love it.

RIP AND TEAR
You’ve lost it! Everything’s red and all you feel is the need to KILL! KILL 'EM ALL! Rip out their HUGE GUTS! RIP. AND. TEAR!

Completely negates any pain.
Makes you spout one-liners for the rest of the game.

Wanderer · 2014-11-12T20:39:51.000Z

[quote=“Slax, post:230, topic:3101”]BaseBRAWLER[/quote][quote=“trusty_patches, post:229, topic:3101”]You know what we need?
Baseball perks.

Pitcher - baseball balls(baseballs?) are now causing more damage to your enemies and have a chance to knock them down. With high throwing skill you can make balls curve slightly so they can track moving enemies.
Beanballer - improvement to Pitcher. The damage is tremendous and knockdown is guaranteed, but there is a small chance of doctor NPC popping up from nowhere and taking your blood for drug analysis. And if you did drugs in 2 weeks you’ll get BOTH perks removed.
Batter - you now have a chance to deflect any projectile by hitting it with a bat. Easy as it is.
H. S. - sidegrade of sorts. You can deflect anything to the distance of 50 tiles, guaranteed, 100%, but only if you have a heavy stick with carving on it as a weapon. Also a HUGE intelligence debuff and you’re now quite fat which means you are now slower. Blocks out other two.
Slugger - deflection chance is 100% now and you can use any striking weapon as a bat, but there is a very small chance of this weapon breaking. Or exploding in your face with shower of splinters. Blocks out H.S.
Homerunner - if the deflected object travels beyond 20 tiles you gain a huge speed bonus. Also causes doctor to spawn sometimes akin to "Beanballer"
Judge - …really? Why? Why would you like to be a judge? Ugh, okay, let me think, well, perception and intelligence buffs? And probably an ability to squat for long times so you are now less visible. I guess. Hell, man, why-
Agh, whatever.
Mascot - you now can ignore up to 10 encumbrance! Nice. Downsides? Aggro range is tripled.[/quote]

You know what? A baseball style isn’t such a bad idea .-. Shield, Parry, +damage and range for projectiles hittable by a bat. Maybe Homerun Strike - Hit, stun and send reeling 2-3 tiles, but very slow?

Mini-nuke style! Small Explosion, Big Explosion, Fallout Effect and the most deadly technique ever: It’s The End Of The World As We Knew It, that erases the world folder.

Slax · 2014-11-12T20:48:22.000Z

Inb4 Nuclear Baseball.

Wanderer · 2014-11-12T20:55:14.000Z

Slax:

Inb4 Nuclear Baseball.

Agree, we should be able to reproduce this:

http://whatif.xkcd.com/1/

Slax · 2014-11-12T20:58:31.000Z

You struck a HOLY RUN!
BBBFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

system · 2014-11-12T21:01:34.000Z

Speaking of XKCD, I’ve just downed a .5 of beer and an idea struck me.

I’ve mentioned any projectiles, so basically you’d be able to deflect shocker zombie’s discharge into him, right? Or one of those floaty eye thingies’ lasers.
Is it even possible from the actual physical standpoint? I think it actually is, at least for the laser part

Pthalocy · 2014-11-12T22:15:49.000Z

the lightning, I dunno how to deflect that besides being well-grounded. Make lighting the Earth’s problem.

The lasers could technically be deflected with a sufficient mirror. I say sufficient as I have no idea what wavelength a flaming eye’s lasers operate on, so I have no idea what material would act as a mirror for it without melting. Or mutating. Or whatever those eyes even do?

system · 2014-11-12T22:21:12.000Z

Let’s estimate that it’s, uh, infra-red.
I believe if it’s a pulse and not a stream, then a good-polished aluminum bat at nice speed would easily deflect it somewhere. The problem lies in the shape of the bat which will just dissipate the beam instead of reflecting it. Maybe we should also flatten one side of it? Like, cricket bat, but made from aluminum. I wonder if they make aluminum cricket bats.

Slax · 2014-11-12T22:23:15.000Z

Super dextrous characters with ninja mirrors which reflect ALL CONCENTRATED ENERGY. Zap-fu. Tech ninjas.