[quote=“detahramet, post:1, topic:2669”]Also known as NPCs
Anywho, I have decided to create a character that is COMPLETELY fucking worthless at everything except Speech, Survival, and Cooking. This is to the end of having a legion of NPCs following me around and protecting me whilst i dick around. Static and Random NPCs are on.
Any suggestions as what to do with this army?
Short of a massive post-apocalyptic orgy.
I can’t do that until Viagra is added to the game.[/quote]
Nah, sounds fun. I can even see such characters as useful once NPC settlements and such are fleshed out a bit more, e.g settlement cook.
Idea: Mutated NPCs. Small mutations pass unnoticed, heavy mutations? Outcasts to some factions. Maybe a faction or a few settlements for the mutated guys that have run from the other factions.
Mmm… tentacle grape.
Also: Lifecycle of a speech/survival/cooking NPC:
Before the cataclysm, he foraged for veggies made soup, but he had to run a soup kitchen for hobos because of no worthwhile barter skills.
Stuck in a deadend job with no money, he adds secret spices (equal measure spit and whiskey) to the soup to extend the period of cold turkey recovering alcoholic hobos suffer from. Eventually, not merely content with escalating the suffering of those in need, he quit, pouring the soup down the drain in a fit of pique. This curious mixture then entered the sewage system, and eventually found its way to a sewage treatment plant where it was genetically altered by the horrific amount of carcinogens and generally crap humans pour down the drain.
Thus, he is the cause, the origin of this… Cataclysm.
He is the final boss. All the suffering in the world shall be his doing.
