The average Cataclysm survivor is capable of some amazing things

joxer · 2015-06-17T15:52:04.000Z

Rivet:

[quote=“Pthalocy, post:156, topic:9403”]One time I woke myself up because I was talking. I might actually be an NPC.

If you didn’t wake up and immediately try to devour a cigarette lighter, then I think you’re probably a [size=14pt]@[/size].[/quote]

Yup he’s human alright
( That should be something them survivors are able to do 100% without a specialized CBM )

pencho123 · 2015-06-18T09:02:26.000Z

Play the ukulele asleep! And saying that something is making noise! Must be ghost arm syndrome.

Pthalocy · 2015-06-19T21:38:10.000Z

At least the NPC’s have more dialogue options than this.

cdru · 2015-06-30T17:00:51.000Z

Somehow manage not to do extra damage if pushed enemy collides with wall.Never get tired of same morale-boosting things.

Kadian · 2015-07-03T20:38:59.000Z

My character currently has 40KG of Candy in their pockets…wait, he’s naked, he does not have pockets…where does he store all that stuff?!

Jokes aside, my little @ has tons of Caffeinated chewing gums, powder candy sticks, plastic bags of peanut butter candy, chocolate candy, chewy candies, chocolate covered coffee beans, peppermint patties and necco wafers on them. All of those items have a Volume of 0, even if you have stacks of 40 bags on you. Hurray for that fany Bag of Holding I stole from that D&D Character?

Kryxx · 2015-07-03T20:54:06.000Z

[quote=“Kadian, post:165, topic:9403”]My character currently has 40KG of Candy in their pockets…wait, he’s naked, he does not have pockets…where does he store all that stuff?!

Jokes aside, my little @ has tons of Caffeinated chewing gums, powder candy sticks, plastic bags of peanut butter candy, chocolate candy, chewy candies, chocolate covered coffee beans, peppermint patties and necco wafers on them. All of those items have a Volume of 0, even if you have stacks of 40 bags on you. Hurray for that fany Bag of Holding I stole from that D&D Character?[/quote]

Um, you also haven’t showered in how many months/years? maybe they are all stuck to your body it rains a lot. When you eat one, you just pull it off.

Random_dragon · 2015-07-03T21:09:11.000Z

If this was Dwarf Fortress, I’d say you hide in your beard…

Kadian · 2015-07-03T21:22:17.000Z

Kryxx:

[quote=“Kadian, post:165, topic:9403”]-snip-

Um, you also haven’t showered in how many months/years? maybe they are all stuck to your body it rains a lot. When you eat one, you just pull it off.[/quote]

So, basically, I’m a Candy Monster! rawr >:3 …don’t eat me ;-;

Random_dragon · 2015-07-03T22:18:51.000Z

nomph Delicious. o3o

Also, plenty of useful tools have 0 volume as well.

Pthalocy · 2015-07-04T04:06:32.000Z

I just repaired my : torso to |||\ using nothing but cotton balls. I assume my survivor has just been sticking them in all the bullet holes like corks.

COTTON BALLS SOLVE EVERYTHING.

Azrad · 2015-07-04T06:53:19.000Z

[quote=“Random_dragon, post:169, topic:9403”]nomph Delicious. o3o

Also, plenty of useful tools have 0 volume as well.[/quote]

Y’all forgot that survivors have one place to stick it in. I mean, since number 2s don’t exist in this game, might as well make use of that area.

Pthalocy · 2015-07-04T07:01:14.000Z

Azrad:

Y’all forgot that survivors have one place to stick it in. I mean, since number 2s don’t exist in this game, might as well make use of that area.

Excuse you, I hold everything with my face.

Kadian · 2015-07-04T07:03:27.000Z

Pthalocy:

[quote=“Azrad, post:171, topic:9403”]Y’all forgot that survivors have one place to stick it in. I mean, since number 2s don’t exist in this game, might as well make use of that area.

Excuse you, I hold everything with my face.

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It’s a hole between 2 cheeks, what’s the difference?

Am I cheeky yet?

Pthalocy · 2015-07-04T07:07:27.000Z

Hopefully one’s breath is better out the top one. I propose we never add stats for that beyond the Very Smelly trait.

YOU GET A COOKIE FOR MAKING ME LAUGH AS LOUD AS I DID.

FunsizeNinja123 · 2015-07-04T16:49:44.000Z

Survive everything we’re doing to them.

Random_dragon · 2015-07-04T16:53:55.000Z

Just…this. In general.

Eric · 2015-07-06T18:39:10.000Z

You attached a Mark 19 to a motorcycle?

Random_dragon · 2015-07-06T18:44:51.000Z

Yep. owo

Rezalex · 2015-07-09T18:20:10.000Z

Knowing the exact nutritional contents of every edible material they lay their eyes on.

Feel remorse for killing a zombie child, then eating the candy it had on it and suddenly get over it.

Can repair an almost completely destroyed katana back to perfect condition with a soldering iron.

Azrad · 2015-07-24T13:15:49.000Z

Unless it’s a really massive locker, can stuff a total of 32 dead human bodies in one locker.