Ranged attacks are as deliciously lethal as they are in Dwarf Fortress.
Never suffer hallucinations and hungover from alcohol.
Wearing a diamond dental grill, top hat, stylish sunglasses, holy symbol, french maid outfit, suit, and heels at the same time count as fancy.
The fashion police were all zombified.
Can drive a truck while holding a 55-gallon drum of diesel fuel in his hands.
In 2040 human bodies evolved to absorb energy at 100% efficiency, reducing toilets to simple water containers.
Killing an extra-dimensional horrific being with a couple of carved throwing sticks.
If Wilbur Whateley could be mauled to death by a dog, how is this so far out there? Humans are the finest killers on the planet.
I laughed.
The light/visibility is fixed now though.
Broken hands and encumbrance should be fixed soon.
If Wilbur Whateley could be mauled to death by a dog, how is this so far out there? Humans are the finest killers on the planet.[/quote]
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!
cough cough Sorry, had to finish it.
I’m gonna need a Norwegian and a steamboat… :V
Reinforce a flute using a soldering iron whilst playing it
Aswell as fall asleep to the sweet tunes of owns flute then wake up cause something is making noise.
I guess it’s sort of like a much more skilled version of waking yourself up with the sound of your own snoring?
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Exposure to radiation in DDAworld causes people to grow wings or a tail instead of tumors.
One time I woke myself up because I was talking. I might actually be an NPC.
Can go years w/out using toilet.
Must been somekind of Moomin mutation going…
Put a textbook into cargo pants
If you didn’t wake up and immediately try to devour a cigarette lighter, then I think you’re probably a [size=14pt]@[/size].
With internal furnace, can eat a tank drone. A tank drone that takes hours and hours to disassemble gets eaten in a minute or so.