The average Cataclysm survivor is capable of some amazing things

Quick! Somebody check if we can fit triple that of clown zombies!

Maybe be could fit sextuple the amount of Mexican clowns? Asking the important questions here.

This is New England. They’re already well into America at this point, where would they be trying to get into? …Maybe let’s not with the stereotyping.

I wanna quantum stack my food anyway, not mobs. Mmm, quantum cookies.

I thought we were just making a joke off of the clown car thing, but whatever.

So there isn’t a limit to the amount of stuff you can put in one tile? I’ve been curious.

I think each tile has a maximum limit of 4000 volume. After that it’ll just push stuff off into neighboring tiles.

Lockers and bookshelves can hold 8k, while display racks hold 7k.

Yeah that sounds about right to me!

But then you get hilarity where batteries don’t have volume when loaded into devices, so you start quantum stacking 500 batteries per tazer, exceeding the technical tile limit.

Only a survivor can reload various guns and sew clothing while driving.

Only a survivor learns so quickly.

Can cook a lasagna on a burning sweatshirt.

Over. And over. And over again. Even underground.

The sweatshirt never burns up.

Cool! I bet a blanket or a down-filled blanket would burn even longer. I’m theorizing that… well… ask yourselves, what’s the largest or heaviest item made of cotton you can think of.

Now if cotton vehicle frames were a thing, it’d last forever. XP

Shoot behind a target with a grossly inaccurate weapon to hit it more accurately than by aiming directly at it.

Can make sandwiches using wastebread that are just as delicious as using real bread.

insert 2x4 into fire ring

light the 2x4 on fire

remove 2x4 from fire ring

boil 9 bottles of water over the fire

I used the same plank of wood for 22 days until I found an Integrated Toolset CBM.

Enjoy accidentally doing that exploit near a charcoal smoker and finding the game decided to use up charcoal upon realizing the fire no longer existed.

you should only feed the beast charcoal smoker as many charges as you need, nothing more.

No thats fine. If it uses up charges i do not feel like exploiting. Its better this way.

Best use for tinder though is to exploit all the things. ;_;

Can construct a working pedal and gear assembly for a bicycle from a piece of pipe, two chunks of steel and a steel chain, using nothing but a hammer and a wrench. In ten minutes.