That moment

[yonsisac]

that moment wen you see a good stock pile of suplys any were:gun stores,pharmcys,etc then sudently and NPV take it all…Fuck -_-

[size=12pt]KILL HIM[/size]
and then your sad…great

[bahihs]

That moment when the guilt from hours of slaughtering child zombies are washed away with a glass of milk and a plate of cookies.

That moment when you drive a car into a river just to see what happens

[yonsisac]

that moment wen you ar in your shelter/base then sudently and NPC spawns inside and steals all your guns and ammo and kill you with them

[Creamy_Goodness]

That moment when you spawn, and a MI-Go is right outside the shelter lickings its chops,

Staring through the window thinking, prepare thy anus.

[FunsizeNinja123]

[quote=“Creamy Goodness, post:64, topic:6417”]and a MI-Go is right outside the shelter lickings its chops,

Staring through the window thinking, prepare thy anus.[/quote]

Break window
Grab stick
Lure Mi-go to window
Whack it until it runs away
???
Profit

[Womble]

That moment when you recognise that you made a bad decision 10 turns ago.

[Tawarochir]

That moment when you discover the perfect shelter.

[IcedPee]

That moment when you’re reading and suddenly A MONSTER IS DANGEROUSLY CLOSE and you stop reading and Jabberwock 4 steps away.

And then you beat it to death with your book.

[Jaso11111]

And then you beat it to death with your book.

Good to see the Cataclysm Literary Awareness program is going well.

[IcedPee]

[quote=“IcedPee, post:68, topic:6417”]And then you beat it to death with your book.

Good to see the Cataclysm Literary Awareness program is going well.[/quote]

You uncultured swine! You will learn grammar or you will DIE TRYING!

You hit the Jabberwock for 2 damage!
The Jabberwock swings a huge claw at you!
Your suit is completely destroyed!
Your dress shirt is completely destroyed!
Your top hat is completely destroyed!

welp

[Creamy_Goodness]

[quote=“FunsizeNinja123, post:65, topic:6417”]>Break window

Grab stick
Lure Mi-go to window
Whack it until it runs away
???
Profit[/quote]

You dont know that!
your not a scientist!

[FunsizeNinja123]

I’ve been in many situations in the starting shelter, trust me.

[Arek_PL]

that moment when your base is at fungal infested area and you throw moltov at zombies comming in your way
that moment when you try to save all good in your base by taking them in safe place and fire kill you when you pick up all things

[spoiler]Cataclysm - Dark Days Ahead version bead0b2 memorial file

In memory of: Arek Krol
"everything lost, my base, my car, my stuff"

He was a male Computer Hacker when the apocalypse began.
He died on Summer of year 1, day 4, at 17:57:24.
He was killed in a sewage treatment in the wilderness.

Cash on hand: $0

Final HP:
Head: 41/90
Torso: 0/90
L Arm: 16/90
R Arm: 14/90
L Leg: 32/90
R Leg: 31/90

Final Stats:
Str 6 Dex 7 Int 12 Per 8
Base Stats:
Str 10 Dex 12 Int 14 Per 10

Final Messages:
17:56:48 From the north you hear SMASH!!
17:56:48 From the east you hear SMASH!!
17:56:48 SMASH!!
17:56:48 From the southwest you hear SMASH!!
17:56:48 From the south you hear SMASH!! x2
17:56:48 From the southeast you hear SMASH!! x4
17:56:48 From the east you hear SMASH!!
17:56:48 You’re set ablaze! x2
17:56:48 Your shredded army pants (fits) is gouged!
17:56:54 You’re set ablaze! x2
17:56:54 Your tattered army pants (fits) is cut!
17:56:54 Your army pants (fits) is completely destroyed!
17:57:00 You’re set ablaze! x2
17:57:00 Your fanny pack is cut!
17:57:12 You’re set ablaze! x12
17:57:12 Your ripped fanny pack is cut!
17:57:12 You’re set ablaze! x2
17:57:12 Your torn fanny pack is gouged!
17:57:24 You’re set ablaze! x15
17:57:24 From the northwest you hear Pouf!

Kills:
O - 1 blob
o - 3 small blobs
Z - 10 boomers
B - 4 fungal boomers
@ - 6 broken cyborgs
C - 1 cougar
d - 6 skeletal dogs
d - 10 Z-9s
d - 12 rot-weilers
T - 13 fungal walls
F - 33 fungaloids
k - 1 kreck
e - 13 manhacks
Z - 22 skeletons
s - 2 giant web spiders
o - 74 spore clouds
2 - 8 turrets
w - 1 wolf
Z - 188 zombies
Z - 2 zombie bio-operators
Z - 3 zombie brutes
z - 30 zombie children
Z - 14 zombie cops
Z - 6 crawling zombies
d - 21 zombie dogs
Z - 5 shocker zombies
Z - 48 fat zombies
Z - 7 firefighter zombies
Z - 4 fungal zombies93
Z - 2 bloated zombies
Z - 19 grabber zombies
Z - 4 hazmat zombies
Z - 1 zombie hulk
Z - 14 feral hunters
Z - 1 zombie master
Z - 2 zombie necromancers
Z - 31 decayed zombies
Z - 9 zombie scientists
Z - 8 shrieker zombies
Z - 2 smoker zombies
Z - 2 zombie soldiers
Z - 4 spitter zombies
Z - 4 swimmer zombies
Z - 50 tough zombies
M - 1 zoose
C - 1 zougar
Total kills: 703

Skills:
bartering: 0 (0%)
computers: 10 (39%)
construction: 2 (12%)
cooking: 0 (0%)
driving: 0 (49%)
electronics: 8 (33%)
fabrication: 5 (54%)
first aid: 6 (46%)
mechanics: 5 (86%)
speaking: 0 (0%)
survival: 5 (89%)
swimming: 0 (34%)
tailoring: 4 (67%)
trapping: 0 (1%)
archery: 3 (52%)
bashing weapons: 15 (76%)
cutting weapons: 0 (0%)
dodging: 5 (12%)
marksmanship: 3 (74%)
launchers: 0 (0%)
melee: 16 (51%)
piercing weapons: 0 (0%)
throwing: 3 (6%)
unarmed combat: 1 (56%)
handguns: 0 (61%)
rifles: 0 (0%)
shotguns: 0 (0%)
submachine guns: 0 (0%)

Traits:
Addictive Personality
Poor Hearing
Fast Healer
Fast Learner
Gourmand
Heavy Sleeper
Far-Sighted
Lightweight
Night Vision
Strong Scent
Strong Back
Strong Stomach
Truth Teller
Ugly

Ongoing Effects:
Scorching torso!!
Scorching face!!
Hot arms!
Scorching hands!!
Scorching legs!!
Scorching feet!!
Pain (55)
Bionics:
1: Joint Torsion Ratchet
2: Blood Analysis
3: Cranial Flashlight
4: Dielectric Capacitance System
5: Thermal Dissipation
6: Internal Climate Control
7: Internal Furnace
8: Battery System
9: Alarm System
10: Solar Panels
11: Mini-Flamethrower
12: Adrenaline Pump
13: Implanted Night Vision
14: Radiation Scrubber System
15: Anti-glare Compensators
16: Probability Travel
17: Enhanced Memory Banks
Total bionics: 17
Power: 36/36

Weapon:
} - smashed crowbar

Equipment:
W - reinforced wearable flashlight
n - reinforced wearable flashlight (100)
m - reinforced radiation badge
u - reinforced bone body armor (fits)
I - reinforced bone armor helmet (fits)
l - reinforced pair of bone armor boots (fits)
F - reinforced tool belt (fits)
A - reinforced leather bikini top (fits)
w - reinforced briefs (fits)
p - reinforced pair of reading glasses
C - reinforced pair of safety glasses
k - reinforced filter mask
x - reinforced quiver with steel crossbow bolt (fits) (20)
B - reinforced radiation badge
Q - reinforced radiation biomonitor (13)
i - reinforced sheath with butcher knife (fits)
j - reinforced wrist watch
G - reinforced wrist watch
H - reinforced pair of bone armor gauntlets (fits)
^ - reinforced sheath with handheld game system (fits) (100)
{ - shredded fanny pack

Inventory:
N - nail gun
P - pair of bolt cutters
O - lighter (100)
_ - handheld game system (100)
R - screwdriver
X - talking doll
b - 101 Home Repairs
f - SICP
D - Advanced Physical Chemistry
E - Advanced Electronics
s - children’s book (4)
d - Computer Science 301
g - How to Browse the Web
c - Outdoor Adventures
h - The Book of Dances
L - 101 Crafts for Beginners
J - The Big Book of First Aid
M - Under the Hood
e - Sew What? Clothing!
r - Pocket Guide to First Aid
a - Amateur Home Radio for Enthusiasts
y - The Fletcher’s Friend
o - computer printout
K - The Bowyer’s Buddy
z - chemical reference-CLASSIFIED
t - First Responder Handbook
U - aluminum can [32]
S - laptop computer
V - water purification tablet (15)

• • duct tape (53)
    Y - electronic scrap [18]
    T - water faucet

Lifetime Stats
Distance Walked: 6044 Squares
Damage Taken: 313 Damage
Damage Healed: 12 Damage
Headshots: 1

Game History
| Year 1, Spring 1, 08:00:00 | house | Arek Krol began their journey into the Cataclysm.
| Year 1, Spring 1, 09:18:06 | road | Set off an alarm.
| Year 1, Spring 1, 10:03:30 | road | Received a deep bite wound.
| Year 1, Spring 1, 10:18:06 | forest | Worn t shirt (fits) was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Spring 1, 10:57:48 | megastore | Set off an alarm.
| Year 1, Spring 1, 12:47:42 | field | Recovered from a bite wound.
| Year 1, Spring 3, 00:17:30 | sewage treatment | Reached skill level 4 in electronics.
| Year 1, Spring 4, 00:57:18 | sewage treatment | Reached skill level 8 in electronics.
| Year 1, Spring 4, 10:19:12 | parking lot | Worn sweater (fits) was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Spring 4, 11:06:36 | fema camp | Received a deep bite wound.
| Year 1, Spring 4, 11:07:42 | fema camp | Recovered from a bite wound.
| Year 1, Spring 4, 11:15:36 | fema camp | Worn pair of combat boots was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Spring 4, 11:23:48 | fema camp | Received a deep bite wound.
| Year 1, Spring 4, 11:35:12 | forest | Recovered from a bite wound.
| Year 1, Spring 4, 11:38:30 | forest | Received a deep bite wound.
| Year 1, Spring 4, 11:39:18 | road | Recovered from a bite wound.
| Year 1, Spring 4, 11:54:54 | fema camp | Received a deep bite wound.
| Year 1, Spring 4, 11:57:30 | forest | Recovered from a bite wound.
| Year 1, Spring 4, 12:07:24 | fema camp | Received a deep bite wound.
| Year 1, Spring 4, 12:07:42 | fema camp | Recovered from a bite wound.
| Year 1, Spring 4, 13:20:30 | fema camp | Worn messenger bag was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Spring 4, 14:12:18 | fema camp | Received a deep bite wound.
| Year 1, Spring 4, 14:18:24 | fema camp | Recovered from a bite wound.
| Year 1, Spring 4, 14:19:18 | fema camp | Worn tank top (fits) was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Spring 4, 14:24:36 | fema camp | Worn lab coat (fits) was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Spring 4, 14:37:18 | fema camp | Received a deep bite wound.
| Year 1, Spring 4, 15:24:06 | fema camp | Recovered from a bite wound.
| Year 1, Spring 4, 18:21:00 | parking lot | Received a deep bite wound.
| Year 1, Spring 4, 18:24:06 | parking lot | Recovered from a bite wound.
| Year 1, Spring 4, 18:38:48 | sewage treatment | Installed bionic: Joint Torsion Ratchet.
| Year 1, Spring 4, 18:38:48 | sewage treatment | Installed bionic: Power Storage.
| Year 1, Spring 4, 18:38:48 | sewage treatment | Installed bionic: Blood Analysis.
| Year 1, Spring 5, 18:45:30 | sewage treatment | Worn dive bag was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Spring 5, 19:41:18 | sewage treatment | Installed bionic: Cranial Flashlight.
| Year 1, Spring 5, 20:45:00 | sewage treatment | Installed bionic: Power Storage.
| Year 1, Spring 5, 20:45:00 | sewage treatment | Installed bionic: Power Storage.
| Year 1, Spring 6, 10:32:48 | sewage treatment | Installed bionic: Dielectric Capacitance System.
| Year 1, Spring 6, 10:32:48 | sewage treatment | Installed bionic: Thermal Dissipation.
| Year 1, Spring 7, 16:43:00 | sewage treatment | Reached skill level 8 in computers.
| Year 1, Spring 7, 17:00:30 | parking lot | Received a deep bite wound.
| Year 1, Spring 7, 17:43:54 | sewage treatment | Recovered from a bite wound.
| Year 1, Spring 8, 06:29:12 | sewage treatment | Reached skill level 4 in fabrication.
| Year 1, Spring 8, 15:14:06 | forest | Received a deep bite wound.
| Year 1, Spring 8, 20:20:06 | sewage treatment | Recovered from a bite wound.
| Year 1, Spring 9, 00:12:36 | road | Received a deep bite wound.
| Year 1, Spring 9, 01:33:24 | evac shelter | Recovered from a bite wound.
| Year 1, Spring 9, 01:44:06 | field | Became wanted by the police!
| Year 1, Spring 9, 02:05:36 | megastore | Set off an alarm.
| Year 1, Spring 9, 03:06:12 | field | Became wanted by the police!
| Year 1, Spring 9, 03:09:12 | field | Became wanted by the police!
| Year 1, Spring 9, 04:22:12 | field | Became wanted by the police!
| Year 1, Spring 9, 12:45:48 | evac shelter | Reached skill level 4 in first aid.
| Year 1, Spring 11, 03:52:24 | road | Caught by a beartrap.
| Year 1, Spring 11, 05:15:42 | gas station | Installed bionic: Power Storage.
| Year 1, Spring 11, 09:00:06 | forest | Stepped on a land mine.
| Year 1, Spring 11, 09:00:06 | forest | Worn bone body armor was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Spring 11, 09:02:30 | forest | Stepped on a land mine.
| Year 1, Spring 11, 09:11:24 | forest | Received a deep bite wound.
| Year 1, Spring 11, 09:13:24 | forest | Worn cargo pants (fits) was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Spring 11, 09:17:18 | forest | Recovered from a bite wound.
| Year 1, Spring 11, 09:56:12 | forest | Installed bionic: Internal Climate Control.
| Year 1, Spring 14, 08:45:42 | science lab | Stepped into a dissector.
| Year 1, Spring 14, 13:35:36 | science lab | Became addicted to caffeine.
| Year 1, Spring 14, 14:14:24 | science lab | Triggered a teleport trap.
| Year 1, Spring 14, 14:15:06 | science lab | Triggered a teleport trap.
| Year 1, Spring 14, 14:15:48 | science lab | Triggered a teleport trap.
| Year 1, Spring 14, 14:23:54 | science lab | Triggered a teleport trap.
| Year 1, Spring 14, 14:48:42 | science lab | Stepped into a dissector.
| Year 1, Spring 14, 14:48:42 | science lab | Worn cargo pants (fits) was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Spring 14, 15:02:18 | science lab | Released subspace specimens.
| Year 1, Spring 14, 16:27:12 | science lab | Cured the fungal infection.
| Year 1, Spring 14, 19:50:12 | science lab | Triggered a teleport trap.
| Year 1, Spring 14, 19:51:54 | science lab | Released subspace specimens.
| Year 1, Spring 14, 19:56:30 | science lab | Installed bionic: Internal Furnace.
| Year 1, Spring 14, 19:56:30 | science lab | Installed bionic: Power Storage.
| Year 1, Spring 14, 19:56:30 | science lab | Installed bionic: Power Storage.
| Year 1, Spring 14, 19:56:30 | science lab | Installed bionic: Internal Furnace.
| Year 1, Spring 14, 19:58:48 | science lab | Installed bionic: Battery System.
| Year 1, Spring 14, 20:01:00 | science lab | Installed bionic: Alarm System.
| Year 1, Spring 14, 20:19:54 | science lab | Triggered a teleport trap.
| Year 1, Spring 14, 20:52:06 | science lab | Installed bionic: Power Storage.
| Year 1, Summer 1, 00:33:24 | science lab | Worn messenger bag was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Summer 1, 00:38:42 | science lab | Stepped into a dissector.
| Year 1, Summer 1, 11:24:18 | science lab | Set off an alarm.
| Year 1, Summer 1, 11:38:06 | science lab | Set off an alarm.
| Year 1, Summer 1, 12:46:48 | science lab | Stepped into a dissector.
| Year 1, Summer 1, 13:08:36 | science lab | Stepped into thick goo.
| Year 1, Summer 1, 13:41:30 | science lab | Installed bionic: Power Storage.
| Year 1, Summer 1, 14:37:24 | science lab | Stepped into a dissector.
| Year 1, Summer 1, 19:52:54 | science lab | Released subspace specimens.
| Year 1, Summer 1, 19:54:18 | science lab | Installed bionic: Solar Panels.
| Year 1, Summer 1, 19:57:12 | science lab | Installed bionic: Mini-Flamethrower.
| Year 1, Summer 1, 21:13:30 | science lab | Installed bionic: Adrenaline Pump.
| Year 1, Summer 1, 22:57:48 | science lab | Installed bionic: Implanted Night Vision.
| Year 1, Summer 2, 02:31:36 | science lab | Gained the mutation ‘Strong Scent’.
| Year 1, Summer 2, 02:37:54 | science lab | Installed bionic: Radiation Scrubber System.
| Year 1, Summer 2, 02:44:42 | science lab | Installed bionic: Power Storage.
| Year 1, Summer 2, 03:18:18 | science lab | Installed bionic: Anti-glare Compensators.
| Year 1, Summer 2, 05:11:06 | science lab | Triggered a teleport trap.
| Year 1, Summer 2, 05:32:24 | science lab | Set off an alarm.
| Year 1, Summer 2, 05:49:54 | science lab | Triggered a teleport trap.
| Year 1, Summer 2, 06:03:42 | science lab | Triggered a teleport trap.
| Year 1, Summer 2, 06:26:30 | science lab | Triggered a teleport trap.
| Year 1, Summer 2, 08:08:12 | road | Worn tool belt (fits) was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Summer 2, 18:01:18 | science lab | Installed bionic: Power Storage.
| Year 1, Summer 2, 18:09:36 | science lab | Worn messenger bag was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Summer 2, 21:59:00 | science lab | Set off an alarm.
| Year 1, Summer 2, 21:59:00 | science lab | Set off an alarm.
| Year 1, Summer 3, 03:03:30 | sewage treatment | Became addicted to caffeine.
| Year 1, Summer 3, 18:47:18 | field | Killed a zombie hulk.
| Year 1, Summer 3, 19:57:06 | forest | Received a deep bite wound.
| Year 1, Summer 3, 20:33:54 | forest | Recovered from a bite wound.
| Year 1, Summer 4, 01:24:48 | bank | Set off an alarm.
| Year 1, Summer 4, 02:49:06 | garage | Installed bionic: Probability Travel.
| Year 1, Summer 4, 05:11:30 | pawn shop | Set off an alarm.
| Year 1, Summer 4, 05:22:30 | pawn shop | Set off an alarm.
| Year 1, Summer 4, 07:51:42 | road | Worn backpack was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Summer 4, 09:55:42 | road | Set off an alarm.
| Year 1, Summer 4, 10:25:24 | road | Worn military rucksack was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Summer 4, 10:25:24 | road | Worn fanny pack (fits) was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Summer 4, 10:49:06 | road | The fuel tank of the Ambulance exploded!
| Year 1, Summer 4, 12:02:42 | museum | Set off an alarm.
| Year 1, Summer 4, 12:12:48 | museum | Set off an alarm.
| Year 1, Summer 4, 13:22:24 | field | Installed bionic: Enhanced Memory Banks.
| Year 1, Summer 4, 17:29:24 | sewage treatment | Put out the fire.
| Year 1, Summer 4, 17:29:42 | sewage treatment | Put out the fire.
| Year 1, Summer 4, 17:56:42 | sewage treatment | Caught on fire.
| Year 1, Summer 4, 17:56:54 | sewage treatment | Worn army pants (fits) was completely destroyed.
| Year 1, Summer 4, 17:57:24 | sewage treatment | Arek Krol was killed.
[/spoiler]
that moment when best characters die by stupid things

[gopa4]

That moment when you set c4 for 20 turns start running away…and don’t quite make it far enough.

[IcedPee]

snip

Base Perception: 103

Male wearing Leather Bikini Top

Wearing two Wrist Watches

Que

[Womble]

Leather Bikini Top has decent armor ratings and doesn’t add to encumbrance. Guess the wrist watches are mostly for style, although it is possible for them to take a hit.

Guessing the Perception is a typo.

[KA101]

More to the point, it worked OK for him.

KA101 shrugs: nothing to see there

[Arek_PL]

yes perception is just a typo i just a typo i was just surprised when i saw 103 perception and memorial say 10
leatcher bikini top give some defense and warm alslo is cheap and easy to make to train tailoring
about wirst watch idk why i wear two
EDIT: alslo zombies are crossdressers so in future maybe its ok and fashion

[KA101]

[quote=“Arek_PL, post:78, topic:6417”]yes perception is just a typo i just a typo i was just surprised when i saw 103 perception and memorial say 10
leatcher bikini top give some defense and warm alslo is cheap and easy to make to train tailoring
about wirst watch idk why i wear two
EDIT: alslo zombies are crossdressers so in future maybe its ok and fashion[/quote]

Why wouldn’t crossdressing be OK? Anti-communism != militant enforcement of binary genders.

[dochogan]

That moment…

When, for the VERY first time EVAR, you’ve managed to have a pot, a container, water, and a lighter, all at the same time; so you walk outside the apartment tower to a patio, (A)ctivate lighter and…accidentally point it at the wood splinters in the broken doorway next to you, and burn the entire complex down. After you’ve cleared it…but before you’ve looted it.

Ummm…this totally didn’t happen to me last night. :whistle: