We need pigs. Because bacon. Also friendship. Pet pigs too. And bionic pet pigs, with fedoras. You can name pigs too. And breed them for more pigs. So that we can have more fedora-wearing, bionic pig friends who may-or-may-not later become bacon.
We also need a pig emoji.
If possible, we must find the cult of Pinky. Pinky is the god of pigs. We cannot find Pinky. Pinky is high above where we cannot reach him. But we can join/kill Pinky's cultists. If we join them we go to piggy heaven. If we kill them (Maybe for their tasty human noms) we go to piggy hell. If neutral, then, um, I dunno.
WE NEED PIG MAJEEEK!