I just got my first Hulk kill. No guns. No mutations. No cybernetics. No traps. I killed my first Hulk like a man, WITH MY BARE HANDS… (Reality: the kill happened as I was panicked, trying to run away, and defending myself whenever it caught up with me :p)
Here’s what happened:
First, here what my relevant stats and traits are:
All world defaults kept, no mods set
Strength 8
Dexterity 8
Intelligence 14
Perception 8
melee: 8
unarmed: 8
throwing: 11
dodging 1
Quick
Shaolin Adept : Dragon Style
No torso encumbrance.
So, I got to the stage of the game where clearing towns of Zombies is pretty trivial. My long term goal is to get my character the Alpha post-threshold mutations, and then give him cybernetics that will further boost his stats and synergize with his melee + throwing style. Once I get there, I’d be confident to try to take on a Hulk, which has been my goal ever since my first encounter, several games back, that ended the lives of one of my characters I especially enjoyed. I know how dangerous they are now, and want to make sure I have a good amount of end-game stats before I start hunting them.
At the moment, I’m just clearing out a bit of town, and looking to replace the leather vest I accidentally dropped somewhere. I’m wearing a chef’s coat in the meantime. Being a bit impatient and sure of myself at this point, I’m running straight into non cleared areas, seeing my HUD fill up with Zs. I want to get a bunch at a time chasing me to speed up the process of clearing the town out. A Z appears on the HUD that’s colored in a way I’ve never seen before. Because I’m being so impatient, my finger is still held down on the movement key as I glance over to see what kind of Zombie it is.
…Zombie Hulk
I have a brief flashback to my first encounter. There’s no question what to do now. Back away, IMMEDIATELY, and pray that it didn’t see me…
I do an immediate about face. I’m getting worried, that Z isn’t disappearing from my HUD. After a few more seconds, I see that Z on my environment screen, headed right towards me.
Shit!
Now what? Do I fight? Do I run? No… maybe I should close the game and reload the game, and hope the auto-save happened before it saw me.
I decide against that. This game is about surviving against the odds. Trying to survive situations like this is what this game is all about. I’m going to play, I’m going to try to live. And that means getting the hell out of there, as there’s no way I’m going to kill that thing right now. I’m only armed with 3 throwing axes, 5 throwing knives, and Dragon Style. My melee skill is high, but with low base stats, and no stimulants, odds are it’s going to crush me.
I try to lose it around the corner of a house. Zombies are stupid and straight at you, paying no heed to obstacles in their path. Maybe if it gets caught at the house I’ll have a chance to get out of it’s line of sight and… it just smashed through the wall like they were made of legos… I’m fucked…
It’s closing distance, looks like I’m dead. I’ll have to fight it, but I’m still going to run until it catches up to me…
Aaaand it’s right no top of me. No choice now. I spin around…
critical… DRAGON KICK The Hulk’s knocked back a few feet.
Whoa! I hurl my throwing axe at it while it’s stunned, and it does a bit of damage, but who am I kidding, my 3 axes and 5 throwing knives aren’t going to be enough. I should run. Maybe it’ll be stunned long enough for me to get away.
Man, I’m going to miss that axe.
It’s back on the chase. A second later, back on top of me. Sigh. At least I got one good shot it before it snaps my neck. I spin around again.
critical… DRAGON KICK The Hulk’s knocked back a few feet
Holy crap that’s lucky! Not wasting any time this time, I’m running away immediately. Maybe I can lose it at another house. Ya, it’ll tear through it, but maybe it’ll slow it down enough for me to sneak away somehow. I turn a tight corner, but the Zombie Hulk is too close, and as it smashes through the building some of the debris lands on me…
Am I dead? No, just stunned, and not all that injured. But it’s probably over at this point, there’s no way I’ll land a critical to get it off me at this point. I’m back to attention, and try to wobble my way out of the rubble as fast as I can. Luckily, smashing into the house did slow it a bit, but I’ve only managed to take one steps outside the rubble before it’s back on top of me. Here goes nothing…
critical… DRAGON KICK The Hulk’s knocked back a few feet
NO WAYYY. I bolt. I remember there being a bunch of traps down south. If I can reach them, it might help slow it down a bit… it’s on top of me again…
critical… DRAGON KICK The Hulk’s knocked back a few feet
Ahhhahahahahaha. Is this really happening?
critical… DRAGON KICK The Hulk’s knocked back a few feet
Am I really going to get away with this? …do I have a chance at killing it this way??
critical… DRAGON KICK The Hulk’s knocked back a few feet
I’ve never landed this many critical strikes in a row before. But then again, I’ve never run from anything like I’m running from the Hulk. With other zombies, after the first blow, I either stand in place and finish them off, or escape because I can out run them. I know movement increases Dragon Style’s damage… maybe this run for my life, with the adrenaline boost I’m sure I have, is causing this ridiculously lucky streak?
critical… DRAGON KICK The Hulk’s knocked back a few feet
I can’t believe I’m kiting this thing. Is this really going to happen?
critical… DRAGON KICK The Hulk’s knocked back a few feet
critical… DRAGON KICK The Hulk’s knocked back a few feet
critical… DRAGON KICK The Hulk’s knocked back a few feet
…
(Many dragon kicks later…)
… It’s dead…
IT’S DEAD, HOLY CRAP, I KILLED THE ZOMBIE HULK!!!
This is amazing! Vengeance, so much sooner than I anticipated! I’m elated, ready to celebrate! But first things first, let’s make sure this piece of crap stays down. Time to butcher it, then take care of the other Zombies that were following along.
Wait… what’s that up ahead? No…
A second Zombie Hulk.
WHYYYYY? How? It must have been near the first one, the noise of the chase must of attracted it? However this happened, it doesn’t matter anymore. I have to get away while there’s still a bit of distance between us. There’s a chance I can kill it like I killed the first one, but there’s a strong possibility that I just got lucky, and any number of things could happen that would disrupt me. Like, what if a bear or moose decided it’d be a good time to have a go at me?
The only choice is to run away. Unfortunately, the only safe path leads me towards unexplored territory. I get a building between me and Hulk 2. This time, I manage to be on the other side of the building before it starts smashing through. It’s getting through, it’s catching up, and there’s an open field ahead of us. Up ahead, I see a row of houses. Even if I have a repeat performance, what happens when i run into zombies in the homes ahead? With the first Hulk, I was running through a Zombie-free area, and didn’t have to worry about having to also content with Feral Hunters, Tough Zombies, or any thing else like that in my path.
It smashes through the other wall of the building, with a group of other zombies along with it. They reach a car, which I expect will be knocked away even easier than the house.
…Hmm, it didn’t smash through immediately
…It’s stopped there with the other Zombies. Maybe it’ll take a second?
…They’re not getting around the car, and I’m getting farther and farther away. loooool wut? Is this divine intervention? Have I proved my worth to the lords of the Cataclysm DDA by choosing not to cheat and reload my game? Am I being spared?
I’m not risking anything, I keep running towards the new houses. Hulk 2 is out of my sight now, but I dunno if it can still see me, or is still trying to find me, and I’d feel a lot more comfortable with at least one building between me and it. There are zombies here, but I’m diving in head first. I don’t care how many of them I have to fight. So long as I don’t run into another hulk, I’ll find a choke point and fend them off…
…
That evening I’ve set up camp in one of the houses at the end of the row. Fortunately, these houses are at the edge of the town, with only open field around it, and a forest a bit further down. Most of my supplies are at my old base, I’ll have to figure out whether to leave them behind, or take a long route around where Hulk 2 is. Rather, where both Hulks are, as the first one has surely come back to life by now. My character is in a bed, but doesn’t manage to get a minute of sleep that night. Maybe it’s 'cause of this close call… It’s dawn now, I may as well start making plans. Whatever happens, this game has totally been worth it.
I’m still alive