Joe Pesci Mode

TheGrifter · 2014-01-10T06:44:01.000Z

Okay, so no zombies, only Joe Pesci. He’s armed with a pipe, and attacks for your kneecaps. If you can kill him, you win the game. But good luck.

If you don’t manage to kill him, Pesci smashes in your legs, and taunts you while harming you further.

He drags you to the nearest hardware store and depending on what’s there, he brutally kills you with it. If you’ve put enough points into speech, you might be able to convince him you can get him the money, but he wasn’t born yesterday.

Joe Pesci could be this game’s only antagonist, and I think it would work. Albeit the current code for nearly everything would need to be redone.

I vote yes.

Vronkio · 2014-01-10T08:03:55.000Z

Only if you can then play as him and exit the roguelike and he’s behind you.

Rivet · 2014-01-10T22:34:32.000Z

I’m down, but only if we can actually get Joe Pesci to do voiceovers for discussing this minor issue with you.

This totally deserves a Kickstarter.

TheGrifter · 2014-01-11T04:20:46.000Z

[quote=“Rivet, post:3, topic:4728”]I’m down, but only if we can actually get Joe Pesci to do voiceovers for discussing this minor issue with you.

This totally deserves a Kickstarter.[/quote]

No. God, no. What if it falls through, like the other kickstarter?

What if, god help us all, he wants his money?

Pesci is not a man to trifle with. Make the kickstarter in your name, Rivet. It’s your suggestion now. Uh, Mr. Pesci, I loved you in Casino, and Goodfellas if you’re reading this.