Also remember that boomers don’t spew acid, they just cover you from head to toe in pink sludge. Disgusting.
I’ve always thought of the pink sludge as cake icing though, and the boomers are just super cool people who want to give you a delicious bit of cake icing too because they’re awesome. How do you think you get clean so quickly? BECAUSE ITS ACTUALLY CAKE ICING AND IT’S DELICOUS
On this basis I think boomers are zombies who worked in a cake factory and ate a whole vat of cake icing (I wish a cake factory existed in CDDA)
So to conclude, BOOMERS ARE COOL GO HUG THEM