I can't find the new user tutorial


So, I was looking at the badge list and there are two that caught my eye:

  • Certified - Completed our new user tutorial
  • Licensed - Completed out advanced user tutorial

I search around a bit and apparently I need a tutorial on how to find the new user tutorial…


You need to give @discobot a certain command to start the tutorial. You can find out which one by typing “@discobot display help”.


Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.


Okay, @lebowski display money


@discobot display help


I currently know how to do the following things:

@discobot start new user

Starts one of the following interactive narratives: new user, advanced user.

@discobot roll 2d6

:game_die: 3, 6

@discobot quote

:left_speech_bubble: Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you — Princess Diana

@discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: You may rely on it


@discobot start new user


Nice one. That’s how I got depressed - do kind things, get beaten in reward.


Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.


@discobot start new user


Illegitimi non carborundum, Rose. Don’t let the bastards grind you down. Bad people want everyone to be like them, because good people make them feel bad about their life choices.


That’s a nice word of philosophy. Too bad it doesn’t work.


I find that it is better just to do good because you can, and when someone tries to bring you down:


It works just fine, once you realize that nobody has the power to make you feel bad if you don’t let them.