Ooh, this is fun.
Str 12 - I’m 6’5", 280 lbs. and I lift weights. I’m a big fella.
Dex 7 - I ain’t particularly flexible, so I would put myself as a 6, but I’ve got pretty decent manual dexterity.
Int 12 - I know things. I read books, dangit! I got a degree an’ everything.
Per 9 - I got me that Lasik a few years back, so I think my vision is slightly above average.
Animal Empathy - I’m a friend to man and beast! Also, I’ve had exes get mad at me because their pets liked me more than them.
Disease Resistant - I don’t get sick that often, and when I do, I get better pretty quick-like.
Fast Learner - I’m a quick study, generally speaking.
Gourmand - Man, I love to eat EVERYTHING. Part of the reason that I’m 280 lbs.
Optimist - I’m like optimist prime up in here. I’m always in a good mood.
Pain Resistant - When I broke my knee last year, I was just pretty sure it was sprained. When the x-rays came back, the doctor said "I can’t believe you’re not screaming right now."
Pretty - People like me a lot, and I’m fairly attractive, in a slightly squishy and bear-like sort of way.
Addictive Personality - I have this problem where if I have something, I will consume it in a short period of time. I have to be careful not to buy too much of any snack food or booze at one time, or I’ll just go to town and probably post something ridiculous on the internet. Last time it was drunken renditions of Disney songs that I put up on SoundCloud. Come to think of it, I still really like that project…
Heavy Sleeper - Yes, I’ve slept through earthquakes before. Although sleeping through the alarm is more of a pressing issue.
Insomniac - It just turned 4am here. I should really be asleep right now.
Computers 1 - I know some extremely basic stuff. Also, some BASIC stuff. GOTO 10.
Cooking 4 - I loves me some eating, and so I loves me some cooking of delicious eatables.
Driving 2 - I’m pretty alright at it.
First Aid 3 - Years of Boy Scouts and the Marines taught me the basics. Also my dad’s a doctor and my mom’s a nurse. You kinda pick up some stuff around the dinner table as a kid.
Speaking 5 - I’m fortunate to be blessed with the gift of gab, and I love doing standup and improv. I’m also pretty okay at singing!
Survival 3 - Again, Boy Scouts and the Marines. Also, Outward Bound. I love camping.
Marksmanship 3 - I qualified “expert” in boot camp. I missed being platoon high shooter by 2 points, after I had to make a correction that I knew was incorrect because the instructor who told me to do it was hovering over me. I found out later that he bet a case of beer on someone else winning platoon high shooter. It cost me an instant promotion and potentially thousands of dollars in eventual pay. Not that I am bitter.
Unarmed Combat 2 - I know a few tricks from boot camp, and I’ve got a heavy bag in the basement that I use from time to time.
So that’s me! Man, it kinda seems a little cheaty, but I was trying to be honest.