[quote=“Justice, post:12, topic:1285”][quote=“vultures, post:9, topic:1285”]You and your 15 bear friends enter a hospital.
You and your 15 bear friends leave the hospital.[/quote]
We all know how this ends. Ask Sigfried & Roy or Treadwell & Huguenard. Eventually, the bears would rip you to shreds and eat you. That could be the fun of it. Never knowing when it will happen, but dreading it every moment. I would suggest a cumulative 0.5%/day that the bears would attack the player, which would result in a 100% chance of attack after 200 days.
That moment when you open your eyes one morning and realize ‘CoCo The Bear’ has had enough of being called ‘CoCo’.[/quote]
Tranq darts and Animal loyalty chips.
Never worry about getting mauled by your beary good friends ever again.
“Faulty installation may cause wild animal to wake up both stimulated and eager to maul you.”