CDDA Jokes!

Fish · 2014-01-14T00:03:00.000Z

Post your jokes here!

Mine is : What’s a tactical dump pouch for?

Its for taking a tactical dump of course!

system · 2014-01-14T01:10:52.000Z

What do you call an alcoholic opiate?

A cocaine of whiskey (f)

detahramet · 2014-01-14T02:27:36.000Z

NPCs.

system · 2014-01-14T02:52:05.000Z

Ninja ZOMBEARS.

SpaniardSlayer · 2014-01-14T03:03:53.000Z

What has four wheels and is red all over?

My car after a Sunday Drive through town.

system · 2014-01-14T03:09:54.000Z

What has four arms, six tentacle legs, and blood dribbling down it’s chin?

Me after I feast upon your corpse.

system · 2014-01-14T03:12:57.000Z

What do you call a person sleeping in a car?
A buffet.

Fish · 2014-01-14T03:17:47.000Z

[quote=“ajwilli1, post:7, topic:4753”]What do you call a person sleeping in a car?
A buffet.[/quote]
Or fast food =-)

system · 2014-01-14T04:30:43.000Z

[quote=“Fish, post:8, topic:4753”][quote=“ajwilli1, post:7, topic:4753”]What do you call a person sleeping in a car?
A buffet.[/quote]
Or fast food =-)[/quote]
The car isn’t moving so, take-out maybe?

aleksix · 2014-01-14T11:06:08.000Z

-Why did that zombear cross the road?
-He did? My car is too slow…

EkarusRyndren · 2014-01-14T11:12:50.000Z

[quote=“ajwilli1, post:7, topic:4753”]What do you call a person sleeping in a car?
A buffet.[/quote]

Odd, whenever I’m woken in the middle of the night I find a meal wacking the hull of my vehicle with a lighter or some other inappropriate object…

Ferodaktyl · 2014-01-14T14:04:08.000Z

“The fat zombie lunges forward”
“You block with your cocaine”

Mr.Bananza · 2014-01-14T20:11:00.000Z

What do you call a lost dog that you find in a pharmacy?
A medical lab.

Why don’t triffids ever live beyond their means?
Because they are well rooted in reality.

What did one NPC say to the other NPC?
Nothing, because they are non-partner compatible.

Why don’t zombears hibernate in the winter?
Because they can sleep when they’re dead.

How come I always enjoy returning to characters with bionic enhancements?
Because when I finish playing for the day I end a session with, “I’ll be back!”

Sarge · 2014-01-14T20:57:34.000Z

Some of these were pretty damn funny and many quite creative. I enjoyed.

detahramet · 2014-01-15T04:38:50.000Z

[quote=“Ferodaktyl, post:12, topic:4753”]“The fat zombie lunges forward”
“You block with your cocaine”[/quote]

SNOWFLAME FEELS NO PAIN!

jimboblordofeskimos · 2014-01-15T09:58:53.000Z

LC

ClaytonRISING · 2014-01-15T15:10:25.000Z

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wad67 · 2014-01-15T16:39:00.000Z

Mr.Bananza · 2014-01-26T09:37:43.000Z

Look guys, I’m… necro-ing… a topic?

And remember, whenever I tell a joke the response is often…

cataclysmic.

HunterAlpha1 · 2014-01-26T09:46:22.000Z

[quote=“Mr.Bananza, post:19, topic:4753”]Look guys, I’m… necro-ing… a topic?

And remember, whenever I tell a joke the response is often…

cataclysmic.[/quote]YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!