Car-zilla

Jesus_Smith_Nandez · 2014-01-27T00:01:54.000Z

Howdy! Long time lurker here, decided to finally make an account to post this… thing that I just found.

It is the Franken-car.

The vehicle that should never have existed.

Not sure if this is a common occurrence, but to me it is ridiculously funny and screwed up.
And the best part is that, if you look there, it has “enough” wheels and a top speed of 159 km/h…

So the beast is drivable.

Unfortunately I was unable to do it because I don’t find there were any working controls on it, and at the time the char was only about a month old, so there controls and mechanical skills were in short supply.

And… I no longer have the save, since I died by, get this, lighting a gas pump on fire thinking it would burn before exploding, since I couldn’t seem to put gas on the ground to burn it like past versions, and deleted the world after in my rage.

So yeah. Just thought I would share that with you guys.

The_Lone_Badger · 2014-01-27T00:06:47.000Z

It’s supposed to represent a whole lot of vehicles that have smashed into each other in one big jumbled wreck.

WaffleEggnog · 2014-01-27T00:21:45.000Z

The Lone Badger:

It’s supposed to represent a whole lot of vehicles that have smashed into each other in one big jumbled wreck.

Hey, first post here too!
I think what he was getting at was the fact that the pile-up was actually drivable.

Ferodaktyl · 2014-01-27T00:30:24.000Z

this is what a car gangbang would look like

FunsizeNinja123 · 2014-01-27T00:41:33.000Z

Newbs everywhere, I swear…

But anyway, that is a pile up of cars.

HunterAlpha1 · 2014-01-27T02:18:58.000Z

[quote=“FunsizeNinja123, post:5, topic:4873”]Newbs everywhere, I swear…

But anyway, that is a pile up of cars.[/quote]…which is theoretically drivable.

Ian_Strachan · 2014-01-27T02:53:40.000Z

Good luck turning it.

As the name implies, it is a pile-up of cars. However, due to how drivability is calculated and the fact that one set of controls would turn on all the engines, they can sometimes be considered drivable. It will, however, start exploding the first time you hit anything, since most parts are at 0% durability.

HunterAlpha1 · 2014-01-27T03:19:17.000Z

[quote=“Ian Strachan, post:7, topic:4873”]Good luck turning it.

As the name implies, it is a pile-up of cars. However, due to how drivability is calculated and the fact that one set of controls would turn on all the engines, they can sometimes be considered drivable. It will, however, start exploding the first time you hit anything, since most parts are at 0% durability.[/quote]i swear to fucking God i’m going to try this.

StopSignal · 2014-01-27T04:40:57.000Z

[quote=“HunterAlpha1, post:8, topic:4873”][quote=“Ian Strachan, post:7, topic:4873”]Good luck turning it.

As the name implies, it is a pile-up of cars. However, due to how drivability is calculated and the fact that one set of controls would turn on all the engines, they can sometimes be considered drivable. It will, however, start exploding the first time you hit anything, since most parts are at 0% durability.[/quote]i swear to fucking God i’m going to try this. [/quote]

Post an image, please.

HunterAlpha1 · 2014-01-27T04:44:32.000Z

don’t know how

Zireael · 2014-01-27T07:56:38.000Z

Omg I’d love to see a pic of somebody driving this pile-up

WaffleEggnog · 2014-01-27T18:08:15.000Z

Zireael:

Omg I’d love to see a pic of somebody driving this pile-up

While running around on a dude thats about a year old, I’ve found a few wreckages that are actually drivable. No pile-ups though.

I would drive them, but I don’t want to risk my character. And they have no gas tanks or controls, so that’s an issue too.

DG123 · 2014-01-27T20:45:16.000Z

My god, it’s a Space Hulk in car form.

Fish · 2014-01-28T01:03:29.000Z

First matter of business is my response to seeing that : HAHAHAHAHHAHAHMUAHAHAHHA!
AHEM Kudos to you good sir for finding that rare beast!

fishy1234555 · 2014-01-28T08:03:33.000Z

[quote=“Ian Strachan, post:7, topic:4873”]Good luck turning it.

As the name implies, it is a pile-up of cars. However, due to how drivability is calculated and the fact that one set of controls would turn on all the engines, they can sometimes be considered drivable. It will, however, start exploding the first time you hit anything, since most parts are at 0% durability.[/quote]

Found that out the hard way a while back.

Iosyn · 2014-01-28T20:35:36.000Z

Doh God, it’s an abomination D:

Captain Jesus, RAMMING SPEED!

Labtop_215 · 2014-01-30T05:28:34.000Z

You can get metal from and some parts from it when you otherwise wouldn’t be able to if you take a sledge hammer to it (or something else with high bashing potential) and just start smashing every part of the vehicle. Make sure you don’t smash tiles that have no part attached but do have parts unattached like shattered plating and tattered seats as you’ll destroy the parts accidentally.