I went to sleep in my car next to my NPC friend. It’s the middle of the night and he’s spamming ‘NPC tried to eat food, but couldn’t find any!’ repeatedly. His head does not explode. My hand is tired from holding spacebar. Send help.
EDIT: I guess he got caught in my spore cloud, because he’s vomiting gray goop. He woke me up by shooting something. I think I’ll keep him around, maybe feed him something.