Had a crappy end to a relatively good morning.
So I wandered around town on D1, just the midnight air, my bare feet, and no luck finding a not-zombie infested running car. I didnt do too bad, found a nail gun and made a crowbar. Though a suprise cougar did bleed my chest and wouldnt you know it but I couldnt find a single rag, and the drunk didnt exactly have antthing I could cut up so most of my torso bleed out.
Then suddenly The stupid-as-sin Thriller creature. I took the time offered by it converting every spawn to dancers and sucking them in to loot a fire station for an axe. And found a police car by what used to be a 2urret roadblock. Driving off from town, I originally tried to park the car on the outskirts and fort up in a house. A smoker and zchild were all that were stopping me, so I found a nice bush and lit it on fire. The smokers smoke enveloped me, and when it cleared 10 dancers had followed me.
You know, I suspect that they are set to follow you. in order to troll you. ‘Joke’ monster my ass, im fairly certian theres a good element of troll to the thing.
The frequency of them has spiked, from ‘Ive never seen on before the 0.C experientals’ to ‘5 times in the past 2 months, all with character less than a week old’.
I read somewhere that joke monsters are supposed to be rare, and not something that disrupts the entire game. Except here we have highly destructive creatures who barrel in a straight line. And when the thriller is not around they have a good chance of attacking in a relatively normal fashion. Except they dont do much damage and REGEN50. I cant even find the code that governs the thrillers spawning. So is it so old its a part of some other code or what?
I wouldnt mind the damn things if I had a reasonable shot of killing them anytime soon. As it stands I cant run a car through the horde of massive bodies to get him, and even if I did Im uncertain of my survival after for obvious reasons. Same with pipe bombs or molotovs. Maybe like lava? But still. Its like a fuck you to the player. I swear, if I leave town and that crap follows me to other towns Ill just blacklist the dancers and be done with the stupid thing. Couldnt even spring for force-genning a ‘tomb’ he comes from or a cinema he walks out of, or a graveyard for him, hunh?
Anywho, after getting trolled out of town, I was still hallucinating. Which means that I cant trust all the critter reports. But I took to stepping out of my car to get my XP for hitting the things. Turns out a zombie brute wasnt fake, nor was the suddenly 20 zombies that followed in his wake. I left the car on because the battery is turds and gas is pretty easy to get, frankly.
So, after I got launched into my windshield, I ran him over and fled. And now Im really butthurt about the whole stupid thing, and have an infected leg. Since I cant see any doctor/phara/hospital/vet around anywhere Ive got to spend tim on that too. :v