What's Happening in YOUR Randomly-generated Apocalypse?

kilozombie · September 25, 2015, 7:47am

The awl pike initially seemed totally shitty and worthless. I was about to discard it and continue using my estoc, but I accidentally used the f button while more than 2 tiles away from an enemy. It has more reach. Absurd reach. Needless to say, the awl pike was my method to getting 1,200 kills, a nearly cleared out city, 5900 max power and a number of bionics.

I recently found a CVD and decided to make a diamond broadsword, but it’s kind of lame. There are no diamond reach attack weapons! I have to settle for having both in my inventory for the time being-- broadsword for DPS, awl pike for range. Cutting and Piercing are somewhat equal, but not perfectly.

Arek_PL · September 25, 2015, 4:48pm

“Drop your Kel-Tec KSG!” ~NPC with .22 pipe rifle
what happened so far:

Random_dragon · September 25, 2015, 6:09pm

Yeah, I don’t think 1 round of .22 is going to beat 14 shotshells. <3

Xfin · September 25, 2015, 7:40pm

[quote=“kilozombie, post:8541, topic:47”]The awl pike initially seemed totally shitty and worthless. I was about to discard it and continue using my estoc, but I accidentally used the f button while more than 2 tiles away from an enemy. It has more reach. Absurd reach. Needless to say, the awl pike was my method to getting 1,200 kills, a nearly cleared out city, 5900 max power and a number of bionics.

I recently found a CVD and decided to make a diamond broadsword, but it’s kind of lame. There are no diamond reach attack weapons! I have to settle for having both in my inventory for the time being-- broadsword for DPS, awl pike for range. Cutting and Piercing are somewhat equal, but not perfectly.[/quote]

awl pike is somewhat fun if you on a bike, futuristic zombie jousting go!

[move]Should totally go and kill a jabber with that diamond weapon[/move]

natsumehack · September 25, 2015, 7:43pm

Mr Giggles Has learned a Nice lesson, always check to make sure the guy tagging along with you doesn’t have a flame thrower Equipped.

didn’t notice he had a flame thrower went into a hotel, he uses it on zombies, the whole place catches on fire, and the game crashes.

Random_dragon · September 25, 2015, 7:49pm

NPCs. Failing so hard they break reality.

Arek_PL · September 25, 2015, 7:54pm

at least they do not give active mininukes and are not trying to eat lighters

Random_dragon · September 25, 2015, 7:58pm

Or giving you a none?

Catfoodbob · September 25, 2015, 8:31pm

But the None is a extremely critical plot device

Random_dragon · September 25, 2015, 8:34pm

The none is the best weapon to use, clearly.

Also, I just huehuehue’d at watching SilverDragon’s recent episode of his LP. He got swarmed storming a hospital because he mistook the “your body aches” message from hearing damage for the same message from a fungal infection. AFTER getting fungus’d legit earlier by a floating eye.

Poor guy blames the Mycus both times. o3o

Xfin · September 25, 2015, 8:43pm

Even with there vehicle rape beam removed, they still nasty to encounter

Random_dragon · September 25, 2015, 8:46pm

Especially if you fail to notice the “you’re getting stared at” message.

Personally I’d prefer a nerfed fire effect to barfing spores.

Xfin · September 25, 2015, 8:48pm

Wouldn’t that work out something like a NPC with a flamethrower that can beam you form the very edge of the worlds existence border…

Random_dragon · September 25, 2015, 8:52pm

Hmm. Okay, bad idea. Something like that damaging effect that had reduced effect on terrain and vehicles, maybe?

Xfin · September 25, 2015, 8:56pm

Well remote paralyzation or 7 years bad luck for killing a blind floating eye would be just as bad…
I guess the problem with there beam wasn’t that it destroyed stuff, but because of it’s extreme range

As it name is a flaming eye, maybe giving it a fire aura like thing like the bloated zombie’s toxic gas

Arek_PL · September 25, 2015, 9:31pm

[quote=“Xfin, post:8555, topic:47”]Well remote paralyzation or 7 years bad luck for killing a blind floating eye would be just as bad…
I guess the problem with there beam wasn’t that it destroyed stuff, but because of it’s extreme range

As it name is a flaming eye, maybe giving it a fire aura like thing like the bloated zombie’s toxic gas[/quote]

since they removed destructive is not that bad aside from teleglow there is no issues (unless you do not have fungicide or royal jelly)

kilozombie · September 26, 2015, 1:09am

We need a craftable weapon that fires nones and does absurd damage. So that if you DO end up glitching the game, you get a little reward.

Maybe out of 5 Granades?

DG123 · September 26, 2015, 11:53am

[quote=“kilozombie, post:8557, topic:47”]We need a craftable weapon that fires nones and does absurd damage. So that if you DO end up glitching the game, you get a little reward.

Maybe out of 5 Granades?[/quote]

… Have you been using the Null Driver in Iji by any chance?

Dampe · September 26, 2015, 5:08pm

Just busted out of the tutorial room without cheating.
You can do it if you throw the grenade against the wall by the gas pump.

Arek_PL · September 26, 2015, 5:28pm

[quote=“Dampe, post:8559, topic:47”]Just busted out of the tutorial room without cheating.
You can do it if you throw the grenade against the wall by the gas pump.[/quote] this do not allways work, sometimes yes, sometimes no

and i created 4 steel caterpillar tracks from scratch! all this crafting took me year to finish and i think i need to start farming because i do not think that my food supply will survive crafting like that

it look that i need to craft hoe first and i used all my steel supply, guess i have to lure hulk to wreckage somewhere in city…

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