Azrad you realy got to look into some streaming 
as many of us have said befor 
Well, does a pile of recently rammed corpses count as brakes?
In Soviet Russia, brakes hit you?
Well, does a pile of recently rammed corpses count as brakes?[/quote]
Laff.
Driving the mean streets of the unnamed town, clearing it completely. A pile of corpses here, a puddle of blood and intestines there, a burnt fungal tower, several minefields. Speaking of which, is there a way to get rid of them, fast? I tried blowing a mininuke on one, to no avail.
The fungal tower, or the pile of corpses?
Minefields.
Either disarm them, or throw rocks at the visible mines to trigger them. Pretty much the only way to quickly clear out minefields.
Ran into a bunch of Floating Eyes just now, tried to killed one but decided against it once I realized a sawn-off Saiga 12 loaded with 00 shot wasn’t gonna do anything to em and they just seemed to keep spawning nearby after being killed. My new motorcycle came out of it unscathed, but not before I was blinded then teleported by the Floating Eyes. Now I’ve got the Shakes, was randomly Boomered out of thin air while driving, am Hallucinating (having seen a Dark Wyrm, Flesh Angel, and Shoggoth), and to top it all of I crashed my bike on the way into town. Today’s been the shitiest day of the apocalypse by far.
Edit: You smell and taste mushrooms… That’s bad right?
Eat some antifungal drugs or fungicide fast.
The shakes and hallucinations stopped. But I don’t currently have either of those, my only form of transportation is wrecked, and night’s already fallen. Let’s hope the one nearby gardening store has some fungicide, because this is gonna get real bad real fast if it doesn’t.
Edit: You vomit a thick, gray goop. And the gardening supply was a bust. I’m both famished and dehydrated from puking guts out on the way over, gotta get back to the shelter. This is gonna be a long night.
Edit Edit: And there go my arms. Yep, this is definitely the worst day of the apocalypse by far.
You’re too far gone to save now. Immolation is your only hope. :V
Made it back to the Evac Shelter in what remains of one piece. Ate through my perishables and rehydrated before taking some codeine, putting on a splint, and going to sleep. Woke up to vomiting live spores and fungus bursting again from my broken arms. I have to purge this with some form of anti-fungal treatment, or it’s just gonna keep happening, don’t I…
I’m not dead yet, I might lack two good arms, but I can still walk around! And drive car’s with my feet I guess.
[quote=“Shopkeeper, post:6892, topic:47”]Made it back to the Evac Shelter in what remains of one piece. Ate through my perishables and rehydrated before taking some codeine, putting on a splint, and going to sleep. Woke up to vomiting live spores and fungus bursting again from my broken arms. I have purge this with some form of anti-fungal treatment, or it’s just gonna keep happening, don’t I…
I’m not dead yet, I might lack two good arms, but I can still walk around! And drive car’s with my feet I guess.[/quote] ye drive dat car with yer feet and teeth :F The way it’s meant to be done
Get to a hospital, rush to the top left corner where the storage area is typically at… hope ye don’t rip on your way there :F
nasty way to go
if i were ye i’d rather go scavenging for coffee pills at night rather than sleep >_> your time is ticking down
edit
seriously, fungals scare the living waste out all my holes 
You’re only spreading the fungi over every inch of ground you walk over, you must be puuuuurged. owo
HOLY SH*T! I just realized having Pain at 1600+ drops all my stats to 0…
Okay, stay calm, I can fix this. There’s an SUV in a cleared part of town with 6% gas if memory serves. Got a couple gallon jugs of spare fuel in my crashed motorcycle nearby, can use them to gas it up, then drive further and find a gas station during the search, most of the hordes have dispersed from town thankfully. I’ll take some extra shells from the shelter and go pickup my saiga from where I dropped it just in case though, hopefully I can still hit something with a shotgun using the mass of fungal stalks that are now my arms.
Mein Gott, the fungaloid has learned how to use a shotgun? o3o
damn turrets, they learn fast 
I can only assume it has a little base that it rests in, and it popped back down into it and let the zombie trip over it. o3o
Now I’m sure the game’s just screwing with me. The vehicle I crashed my motorcycle into was a working ambulance, that has to constitute some form of irony.
Hush you. I’m not about to lie down and become one of those fungal bros freaks!
[quote=“Ferodaktyl, post:6897, topic:47”]damn turrets, they learn fast 
[/quote] Geth presence confirmed :F
hehe now that’s !!FUN!!
Btw i’m quite out of date, playing the experimental atm…
The green "Z"s on the map, Those be the zombie hoards?
playing with em for the first time heh. How do they work exactly?
Feels like they’re closing in, assuming by smell? o_O