What's Happening in YOUR Randomly-generated Apocalypse?

Jakers · 2015-01-06T13:17:48.000Z

iceball3:

[quote=“Flashlight Hoarder, post:5059, topic:47”]Well how would your average survivor go about crafting a bicycle pump?[/quote]You mean like crafting bootleg fusion packs, mini nukes, gunpowder from scratch, massive rolling death fortresses, and pnumatic assault rifles?

+Making plastic from milk and bleach. Like… how even? If the survivor can do that I’m sure he could whip up a bicycle tank using a rubber hose, and a tiny metal tank or something.

AllisonW · 2015-01-06T16:15:22.000Z

Jakers:

+Making plastic from milk and bleach. Like… how even? If the survivor can do that I’m sure he could whip up a bicycle tank using a rubber hose, and a tiny metal tank or something.

Seriously, who even has milk left in their world by the time they’re otherwise able to execute that recipe?

iceball3 · 2015-01-06T20:13:55.000Z

AllisonW:

[quote=“Jakers, post:5061, topic:47”]+Making plastic from milk and bleach. Like… how even? If the survivor can do that I’m sure he could whip up a bicycle tank using a rubber hose, and a tiny metal tank or something.

Seriously, who even has milk left in their world by the time they’re otherwise able to execute that recipe?[/quote]Powdered milk.
Also i get this encroaching feeling that someone will mod something into the ursine mutation tree…

AllisonW · 2015-01-06T20:34:53.000Z

iceball3:

Also i get this encroaching feeling that someone will mod something into the ursine mutation tree…

Did you mean Ursine or Cattle?

iceball3 · 2015-01-06T20:44:10.000Z

AllisonW:

[quote=“iceball3, post:5063, topic:47”]Also i get this encroaching feeling that someone will mod something into the ursine mutation tree…

Did you mean Ursine or Cattle?[/quote]CATTLE I MEANT CATTLE
And then i accidentally bear milk

Euphe · 2015-01-06T22:36:47.000Z

Hanging around a refugee center in my shared world(http://smf.cataclysmdda.com/index.php?topic=9156.0).

Damn, refugee centers are fun. The world doesn’t seem so centered around me now.

Rhodri · 2015-01-07T03:40:58.000Z

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Terminal velocity? Screw that, I have terminal fabulocity. Get it? Was it funny? No…? Okay.

Abbysynth · 2015-01-09T22:37:08.000Z

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Opening Jingle

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And that 9.55-liter V12 sure means those neighbours will know who’s the boss! Comes with a smaller, less noisier V8 engine for normal highway driving, as well as a single solar panel as a big F-U to the environmentalists. Fog up that panel with a roaring inferno!

Oh yes, did we mention the dual, front-mounted Mark-19 grenade launchers or the rear-mounted M249 machineguns? No? Purchase of your Cadillac Ultraluxe grants you license to defend your property as well! Blast those slow drivers back to the stone age!

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Jarlaxle · 2015-01-10T18:50:23.000Z

^
Pro

Flashlight_Hoarder · 2015-01-10T18:56:12.000Z

^ So beautiful, Would buy it in RL.

AllisonW · 2015-01-10T19:14:10.000Z

That fuel usage rating is a crime against humanity

I drive a moped. Because 1 fuel usage.

…Though I’ve been collecting more vehicles around my shelter of late. An electric car I’ve done a tiny bit of customisation on. A largely not-customised flatbed truck, which I only actually used to move from one base to another. A wheelbarrow for woodcutting and foraging trips. Aaand a weird-ass solar car that looks like a shrimp or some shit underneath the solar panels. And my shelter itself is now some bizarre building-vehicle frankenstein, with a solar array replacing the southern exit, a row of “vehicular” facilities (welding rig, forge rig, onboard chem lab, kitchen buddy, kitchen unit, water tank, fridge) along the south wall, with an aisle in front of what used to be the window for access purposes (I ended up ripping out the window and putting in a curtained car door where it was because I was using it as an exit anyway), etc. In day-to-day usage it has largely replaced the fireplace/wooden keg/countertop/battery- and charcoal-powered appliance kitchenette I built on the south end of the eastern wall when I first moved in.

IcedPee · 2015-01-10T19:19:13.000Z

AllisonW:

crime against humanity

What humanity?

TheFlame52 · 2015-01-10T20:08:06.000Z

The Solar Roller VI, with all engines on, uses like 31 battery per second.

AllisonW · 2015-01-10T20:10:56.000Z

TheFlame52:

The Solar Roller VI, with all engines on, uses like 31 battery per second.

At least sunlight doesn’t suffer from scarcity the way that gasoline does. How quickly does it recharge?

TheFlame52 · 2015-01-10T20:17:12.000Z

AllisonW:

[quote=“TheFlame52, post:5073, topic:47”]The Solar Roller VI, with all engines on, uses like 31 battery per second.

At least sunlight doesn’t suffer from scarcity the way that gasoline does. How quickly does it recharge?[/quote]
Well, it has 18 quantum solar panels, so fairly quickly. It rarely dips below 80% unless I’m running the turrets. I have 10 storage batteries.

Flashlight_Hoarder · 2015-01-10T20:59:28.000Z

If something attempts to kill the PC they are committing Genocide.

AllisonW · 2015-01-10T22:00:17.000Z

I just took out a fungal flowers infestation (mostly–I killed all the monsters, including loose spores, but I forgot mollies so the fungal beds are still there).

I’m impressed. The game is in ASCII, yet I actually found it kind of pretty. I did check the bushes, and there were no berries, but at the heart of the infestation I found several marloss flowers. I picked them all and got seeds. I haven’t decided what I’ll do with them yet.

TheFlame52 · 2015-01-10T22:02:21.000Z

[quote=“AllisonW, post:5077, topic:47”]I just took out a fungal flowers infestation (mostly–I killed all the monsters, including loose spores, but I forgot mollies so the fungal beds are still there).

I’m impressed. The game is in ASCII, yet I actually found it kind of pretty. I did check the bushes, and there were no berries, but at the heart of the infestation I found several marloss flowers. I picked them all and got seeds. I haven’t decided what I’ll do with them yet.[/quote]
EAT THEM

JOIN US

IcedPee · 2015-01-10T22:19:24.000Z

according to my game, I “got comfy” for a +6 morale bonus. I have no idea what caused this, I was just reading and mixing up some spezi by the fireplace. I guess that’s kinda comfy.

wilson7755 · 2015-01-10T22:35:04.000Z

I think it’s when you read/craft in a comfertable area, Like an armchair with a fireplace nearby.